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Chochezken Artillery Pieces

Chochezkoo
28-11-2003, 23:41
This is the first in which My country Hopes will be a long line of Great Chochezken Field Artillery Pieces.

Here for pictures
http://www.saunalahti.fi/veijju/tykit/76k36.htm
Its been Upgraded from the original of course

Name: Cossack 01 Field Artillery Piece

Caliber: 76.2
Weight: 1500 KG(3306.9 Pounds)
Ammunition weight: 6.4 KG(14.110 Pounds)
Initial Velocity: 800 m/s
Range: 3-16 Kilometers(1.86411- 9.94194 Miles)

Makers: United Socialist States of Chochezkoo

Price: $20,000 per piece

Although it uses older technology, as seen in the photo, It is a truly reliable Field Artillery Cannon. By using wheel cranks and Forward observers, it is the most accurate gun that has ever come out of the Jaxus Kingdom( Chochezkoo's Region) To date. very easy to transport, and even easier to fire. Its weight has been set so that the gun is not to heavy, but also holds its own against possible damage caused by recoil.

There is one version, made of the wonderous, JAXmetal(Invented by The EEmpire of Jaxusism), That is amazingly light, only 799 kilograms. It also has increased range. The downside is, that firepower is decreased if only a bit.

-Ernst Gregoriyovich
Chochezken, Minister of Defense
Central Facehuggeria
28-11-2003, 23:45
Could you produce a smaller version that could be paradropped into a combat zone? If so, we are willing to buy 100 of those weapons, and provide a bonus if the arrive soon.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 00:33
I apoligize, Chochezkoo spent enough money putting this version into production.

Until they make Chochezkoo some Profits, we cannot promise Anything.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:32
BUmp
Central Facehuggeria
29-11-2003, 01:33
Can this version be paradropped easily?
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:35
Well, Not unless you get a parachute the size of Texas


1 1/2 tons bud
Central Facehuggeria
29-11-2003, 01:36
Damn. Oh well.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:39
Damn. Oh well.


Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
29-11-2003, 01:44
Damn. Oh well.


Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

ooc: To quote Saturday Night Live:

"No, but I kiss your mother with it"
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:45
OOC: lol
29-11-2003, 01:49
Qeustion is there any way of easy mass transport?
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:56
They do weigh one and one half ons, So the only conceivable way of transporting more that 20 at one time would be to use ships.


And even then, those boats would go pretty slow


But they are meant to be pulled by trucks, and set up a few miles from a battlefield.

If you have ten trucks, That means ten artillery pieces, and that can lay donw some pretty good fire
29-11-2003, 01:57
Hello? :?:
29-11-2003, 01:57
Hello? :?:
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 01:57
Hello?
29-11-2003, 01:59
Sounds pretty good... What's the reload/cool down time?
29-11-2003, 02:07
You there?
29-11-2003, 02:08
You there?
29-11-2003, 02:10
I got to go.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:10
The Piece can safely put out 28 rounds per minute, 33 is the record for Chochezken Gunners though.


Every Half-Hour the Gun should cease firing for ten minutes to prevent damage to the Rifling inside the barrel.

Water can be used to cool the barrel, but not in the form of ice, we are not sure yet why, but we are researching it.

Any more questions?
:D
Crookfur
29-11-2003, 02:11
Actually 1.5tons isn't that heavy for a howitzer and heavier ones such as the M119 can be para dropped.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:12
Ok, Then yes, I guess it can be para-dropped


*Grumles to himself about the fct that noone has bought any yet*
29-11-2003, 02:14
If you want something light to paradrop just ask around, some should have them.

Thats a nice gun man, if i didnt have a production line i would by some from ya.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:15
Thanks, its my first product, So I'm a bit Giddy About it
29-11-2003, 02:17
Ah finally, well... I can't see any reason for not buying... I'll take twenty. Would you happen to have any trucks/trailers for the artillery?
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:19
I might be able to get some
29-11-2003, 02:20
Hehe, I'm preparing-- just incase one of my "allies" declares war on me, which I am quite sure he will.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 02:21
Ill buy 1000 for $1,500,000. Money wired upon confirmation.
29-11-2003, 02:21
His motto is "For glory, zeal, and a red blade." he's a bit wacked if you get me.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:26
Boths orders confirmed


The price is 16,000 dollars Jax, sry.
29-11-2003, 02:27
By the way, you wouldn't have any smelting tools, would you? I need enough for 150 metal factories. Any ideas?
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:28
$320,000 from omnica
and $16,000,000 from Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 02:29
For the smelting items I can trade you some rubies-- if you have it. I assume you must have some from your artillery factories.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:30
no can do, and I probably can't get you trucks either, at least not officially, cause everybody has trucks, I just don't want to have to post it in a store thread.
29-11-2003, 02:32
I'm wiring the cash now, 340,000 (a little extra) :)
29-11-2003, 02:35
Hey, you want any armour piercing, explosive sniper rounds?
29-11-2003, 02:36
I can let them go for $150 for a box of 10.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:48
Well, I'll think about it


Actually, If you could come over to Chochezkoo, And train some of Our Guys, That would be even better
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 02:52
bumpety bump bump
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 03:01
I'll be back tomorrow, if you have any questions, comments ,or orders, post them and I'll get to them as soon as possible
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:13
BUmp, Back again
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:15
Chochezkoo, if you check out my thread, you'll notice the XR-2 is out! Read about it in my thread and you'll die to buy it! JIĀ² (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98279) !
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:17
I did right before I checked my thread, It looks sweet.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:19
Thanks. :D Hey, ya know what, maybe if we replace the metals in your artillery piece and use JAXMetal, maybe we'll be able to make it light enough to be paradropped. Want me to put it into testing?
29-11-2003, 17:19
We will buy 500 of these artillary pieces.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:19
On behalf of CZK, please calculate your own total.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:22
I think that would be an awesome Idea.

Cossack 02 Field Artillery Piece

And yes, calculate your own total please

other than that, order confirmed, waiting for payment
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:26
JaxCorp

JaxCorp, Jaxusism's weapons manufacteror, has started testing the use of JAXMetal instead of Chochezkoo's current. The testing has begun.

Note : Anything with JAX infront of it contains the liquid JAX, found only under Jaxusism. Like JAXBattery, JAXMi2, JAXMetal, etc. etc. etc.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:28
So i'll give you 25% of the profits and a referal.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:31
Lets hope testing is successful 1st. So far we've tested the capability of firepower with the JAXMetal. We're commencing the paradropping soon.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:34
cool, And Voinao, are you going to buy any or not?
29-11-2003, 17:36
Yes, we will buy. $8 Million will be wired pending confirmation.
Kihameria
29-11-2003, 17:37
We at Kihameria would like to purchase 40,000 of youre artilery.
~-money wired-~
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:42
Order confirmed, But in the Future


CALCULATE YOUR EXPENSES!!!!!!!!

i will not say it again
Kihameria
29-11-2003, 17:43
My apologies,the order was 640,000,000. $ USD.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:44
Thank you , Order Confirmed.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:46
In light of recent sucess, the price is being raised to 20,000
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:49
Tests were successful!!! The JAXMetal is light enough to let the piece be paradropped!!! One downside with the JAXMetal, its projectile weight goes from 6.4 kg to 5.9 kg so the JAXMetal can hold it. Minor change.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 17:50
Good thing is : the range goes from 13.6 km to 14.8 km.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:52
Good, now I can get back to that Guy that wanted paradropped artillery.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 17:59
What is the weight decrease.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 18:01
1620 kg to 799 kg
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 18:02
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


wow, thats quite a bit.
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 18:07
Mmmhmmm... 799 is what it was ment to be... Why do I always mess up like that?
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 18:13
JAXmetal versions of this weapon cost $25,000
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 18:34
bump
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 18:38
Buy the JAXMetal versions today!
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 18:53
Bump
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 18:57
CZK, its invented by The Empire Of Jaxusism, Jaxus is my other non-military nation.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 19:02
Ok I'll change it
Jaxusism
29-11-2003, 19:03
Thanks.
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 19:14
bump
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 20:17
bump
Chochezkoo
29-11-2003, 20:31
Bump
Chochezkoo
30-11-2003, 02:31
ker-BUMP
Chochezkoo
30-11-2003, 03:12
bump again
Chochezkoo
03-12-2003, 22:28
none are buying...
Chochezkoo
07-12-2003, 08:46
bump again
Chochezkoo
03-01-2004, 22:55
Is the price too high?