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After you recieve your order and finish/try it please tell us what you think of it. Thank you


"Hello, may I help you?"
"Yes."
"Here's the menu."

Fries
http://www.e-cookbooks.net/mousepad/fries.jpg
price- $1.00

Kid's Meal *new*
http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_kids_meal.jpg
Chicken nuggets and/or burger, fries, chips, and a soda. This wekk's toy Spartan Building Blocks
Price- $2.00

Pizza *new*
http://www.engserv.com/pizza-small.jpg
Your choice of toppings and size.
Price-$8.00

Salad
http://intercoups.com/birmingham/cobblane/salad.jpg
Price-$1.00

Chicken Nugget Meal
http://www.houseofraeford.com/business/retail/breadprod.jpg
Chicken nuggets with sauce/ketchup/mustard. 10 nuggets
Price- $1.25

Soy Burger
http://www.soyproducts.com/images/gardenburger.jpg
Price- $1.25
If any meat is found in the burger you'll get $2.50 back!

Big Burger
http://www.clicktracks.com/images/bigmac.gif
Price- $2.00
A big burger.

Burger
http://www.partypaket.de/images/burger.jpg
Price- $1.50

Combo Meal
http://www.tiedhouse.com/menu/foodpics/burger.jpg
Price- $4.00
Fries, a burger, and your choice of soda.

Super-Sandwich
http://www.funbeach.com/pages/newsletter/newsletter_sum02/burger.gif
Price- $3.50
A really big sandwich

Delivery of Food into Warzone *new*
http://www.saairforce.co.za/aad2002/049c130.JPG
You put down the food/drink you want we'll calculate it then divide it by 2 and add $5,000 for usage of B-52.
Regular Order- (200,000) Burgers, (250,000) Fries, and (400,000) 2ml of soda.
Custom Orders- $1,000 extra
Please post a link to the thread of war so we can determine if you're a good cause.

Milkshakes
Flavors- Chocolate, strawberry, vanillia, and rasberry
Price- $1.15

Soda (name what you want)
Small-$.25
Meduim-$.50
Large- $.75

OOC:you're making me hungry as hell.
IC: Emperor JC Alcanzar will order:
1 big burger, no cheese, no mustard, no pickles, no relish (ketchup only)
1 large fries
1 large Pink lemonade (i'm addicted)

"That will be 3.75"

2 big burgers, no radish,or tomato. extra ketchup

3biggy fries

1 coke.

1 Burger
1 fries
1 Large Soda

Suggestion:
Darn you, add Milkshakes to the menu!!! :twisted:

here's your cash
*clink, clink*

OOC- Wow! Customers!
IC-"Bringerofpain that will be $5.75 please head to the window ahead of you and The Spartan States that will be 3.75 please head to the window ahead of you."

Do you have any vegan soy burgers, and do the fries have any animal products in them?

"We will son be adding veggie soy burgers but the fries have no animal products."

Uhhmmmm, errr. Have a vanillia milkshake and a, errrr, what's in the "really big sandwich"? or is it a suprise?

'The super-sandwich has wheat bread, cheese, tomatoes, a huge patty, lettuce, and ketchup/mustard"

Alright...make that a vanillia milkshake, and a super sandwich. And a packet or two of honey mustard if you have it.

'Okay that will be $4.67 please head to the window in front of you."

OOC- Who knew fast-food would be so popular :P

Alright. <counts out change and hands it over> Hmmmmm, really big sandwich, hmmmmmm.

"Thank you. Ahh, you chose the super-sandwich only 1 person ever ate one of those and finished it. That person was a dog."

mmmm..err....i want....er......lets c.............ahhhh what to have ok i know i will have er..........Big...er......ya big buburger 2 fries and Vary Large if possable if not i will have to Large Chocolate milkshake.
Dam u no chiken nuggerts

'Okay that will be $5.20 please go to the window ahead of you."

*drives up in super-cool futuristic hover tank*
Here's yer money.
*fumbles through wallet*
Aw, great. Short $.50...
*turns around to ask two soldiers piloting tank*
You guys have any money?
*they fumble through their wallet*
Soldier: I got $.50, Sir.
*Forks over $.50*
You shall recieve a raise, dedicated soldier.
*Gives money*
Now, back to Sparta!
*Drives off*

"WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR MEAL!"

You know, with a nominal fee, I could set up some of your fast food joints in the Spartan States. Can anybody say Huge Corporation? :wink:

*Barks at soldiers*
Turn back, Turn back!
*They drive up to window*
I'm ready for my meal now. :)

Can you say deal? How much? 25 million? I need a name for the shop so how about KFF?

$25, 000, 000 would be wonderful. :) Now I'll be needing my meal before I can go back to Sparta and set up your new fast food joints. :D What would KFF stand for? :?

We're building a space station over Guinness Extra Cold's planet..if you want you could move there..if you don't mind all the liquor shops.

*hands over meal, money, and plans to construct the joints*
"see ya later!"

Froggy *gives 25 million and plans to build the joint*
"Start building!"

KFF (Kurlein Fast-Food)

*a dump truck appears*

Driver: I'd like as many burgers, fries, and milkshakes as I can have (points to Keep-It-Hot-Or-Cold Freezer in the back)

*dump truck turns around and empties it's payload, 1 million dollars in cash, into the drive up window. Then it pulls up*

*hands over meal, money, and plans to construct the joints*
"see ya later!"

Froggy *gives 25 million and plans to build the joint*
"Start building!"

KFF (Kurlein Fast-Food)

Sweet. Notice I bought some stuff from you...

"COOK! WE HAVE REACHED THE MOTHER-CUSTOMER!"
"Doh kay!"
"Let's see that will be 250,000. There are 500 burgers, 500 milkshakes, and 2,000 fries. It's a good thing we saved that in the basement."
*gets another dumptruck and dumps it in Froggy's truck."

OOC- Not I didn't really want to calculate the real price so i just put 250,000 hope you don't mind :P

Your burgers are a hit, Kurelj! 3 million meals sold as of yet!
Here are the ideas: You can blend a special food for the cows so that the healthy nutrients they'll intake will end up in the food. Engineer this crop enough, and it'll provide the perfect meal for my soldiers! :D

Idea 2: Add toys. I'll send my creative design group to brainstorm the toys if you O.K. this/these plan/plans.:)

Deal, I'm already working on the feed but I wanna make sure the cows like it. Actually a mixture of corn, wheat, grass, and amazingly some candy does the job. but of course it's all natural.

The toy idea I like. I'll start working on the kid's meal while you work on the toys.

"COOK! WE HAVE REACHED THE MOTHER-CUSTOMER!"
"Doh kay!"
"Let's see that will be 250,000. There are 500 burgers, 500 milkshakes, and 2,000 fries. It's a good thing we saved that in the basement."
*gets another dumptruck and dumps it in Froggy's truck."

OOC- Not I didn't really want to calculate the real price so i just put 250,000 hope you don't mind :P

Driver: Thanks! This food will be put to good use feeding needy skinny people in Froggyliciousness' Froggy Paradise Beaches.

'Have fun! but be careful that's a lot of weight."

Hmm...Well, to promote the buying of our products, will we be allowed to work on a Spartan Soldier Action figure, and get 2% of the profits from that toy for the next 2 years? It's okay if no...As for other toys, tell me of the latest kid's craze, and I'll see what I can do.:)

Deal, I'm already working on the feed but I wanna make sure the cows like it. Actually a mixture of corn, wheat, grass, and amazingly some candy does the job. but of course it's all natural.

The toy idea I like. I'll start working on the kid's meal while you work on the toys.


(OOC: Get some good stuff. I mean, I still eat Happy Meals, they're really all I can eat. Do I want a freakin Agent Cody Banks piece of crap? NO DAMMIT!!!1111111111 O_o)

(don't worry those meals will be up faster then you can say franchise.)

Deal, I'm already working on the feed but I wanna make sure the cows like it. Actually a mixture of corn, wheat, grass, and amazingly some candy does the job. but of course it's all natural.

The toy idea I like. I'll start working on the kid's meal while you work on the toys.


(OOC: Get some good stuff. I mean, I still eat Happy Meals, they're really all I can eat. Do I want a freakin Agent Cody Banks piece of crap? NO DAMMIT!!!1111111111 O_o)

We're making toys now.:)

this all looks too good

Ya, who knew a fast-food business could attract so many customers.

yes i know :lol:

And that's why I copyright all the meals on my store! you can only sell them if you buy production rights. THEY'RE MINE! ALL MINE! {insert evil laugh here}

the Kurlein fast-food Industry wishes to purchase commercial time! no propaganda are in the commercials. Wiling to buy them for 5 million.

http://www.sacrs.org.za/ecm21/gallery/surfing-01302858b.jpg
MAJOR BUMPAGE

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I have some toys ready. They include Spartan Building Blocks (No, of course they've no relation to Lego :wink: ) I'll allow commercials, but you must also advertise some of my Spartan Card Game commercials, if possible...It's okay if you don't, but it'd be a huge favor to a fellow conglamorate.:D

I'll do some commercials for your Spartan Card Game but you have to show my commercials for free.

Deal. :D Let us celebrate by watching the best gladitorial combat in Sparta. In HDTV! :lol:

Very well but as long we have the combo meal! Your blocks have been added for this week's toy.

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Very well. COMBO MEALS ALL AROUND! :D (My treat. :) )Now, does nobody else want to indulge in this fast food? :)

"Then that will be $8.00 but since you'll a sponser that will be $6.50"

'but since I get it for free that will be $4.00, but since you're a sponser it's $3.50"

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Oo! More price reduction! :D

OOC: Support KFF! :D

put this in Great Mateo's storefront thread

The CEO of KFF goes on a poduim
"On Italy Day (december 1st, all Itallians get double pay and a big parade) all the regular items will not be buyable. BUT you can buy Itallian food which tastes wonderful. You'll also get a free drink with every pizza. Thank you employes."

CEO of KFF
Danny Dan

Arribastan why?

Pizza was invented in New York, but it at least looks Italian :D ...What's a storefront? :?

OOC- A storefront is a store. Actually wasn't pizza invented by an Itallian but was invented in New York?

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Two masked men enter KFF, Give us all of your money. They aim Colt .45s at the fast food people.

"Gets machine gun and fires bullets that say *IGNORE* now then what would you like?"

OOC- I want this peaceful.

sorry, i like one kids me please

sorry, i like one kids meal please

"That will be $2.00, take in or out?"

in

*gives meal to Brydog*
"The soda machine is over there."
*points to soda machine*
"Thank you come again"

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looks like the popularity faded :(

O well...That's corporate buisness...Maybe the popularity'll perk up...

Which is why I'm throwing a world-wide commercial. So we are going to lower the prices!

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GODMOD! noone can survive in the food indusry charging that little for that large a sandwitch, i hereby launch my IGNORE spatula at you :P

on second thoughts, just give me one of those with a beef patty that big on it and i'll forgive you :P oh and fries.

'Do you wan t a super-sandwich or a burger? The fries are done though"
*gives fries to Skittletopia*

'That will be $1.00 though."

A burger the size of the super-sandwitch if possible, if i like it i will be happy to offer financial incentives to set up a franchise in Skittletopia

GODMOD! noone can survive in the food indusry charging that little for that large a sandwitch, i hereby launch my IGNORE spatula at you :P

on second thoughts, just give me one of those with a beef patty that big on it and i'll forgive you :P oh and fries.OOC: i have an ignore spatula, too! :D
IC:400,000 kids meals. (for the government's kids ) would you like to open up in our country? you would have a monopoly.

"Skittletopia that will be $5.00, counting french fries. Arribastan that will be 800 thousand dollars."

AHEM! :twisted: He's not the only one with monopoly...We Spartans are his company's toy designers/one of the greatest customers/think-tanks! :D I'd also like to say that so far 7 million have been served in my territory!:mrgreen: That means at least 1 in every 20 of my people have basked in the glory of this magnificent fast-food chain! :D

It's true, he's a sponser so he gets discounts. And Arribastan I would gladly set up a KFF chain in your country.

sure.here's the money

*take money*
"Thank you come again."

I'd like to offer a new type of sandwich,

The Tazmanian Devil Burger, with cheese, ketchup, onion, lettuce, and pickle. Served with fries and a soda.

((Mmmm... plastic fooood... DAmn I'm hungry now.))

Tell me, do you give discounts if we buy in bulk? I would like to give the children in our small Queendom's schools free lunch this friday.

hmm. not bad, but before i pass judgement, do you offer a rib burger?

If it's between 100-200 or for charity we give discounts.
The big burger is the rib sandwich or as we like to call it the RibWich

OOC- I don't give discounts over because it takes a while to fulfill those
large orders.

okay, we'll cover 10% of all franchises built in Skittletopia

Very well you now get the SPONSER DISCOUNT, 4 dollars off all purchases

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1 combo meal
pink lemonade for soda

OOC: Damn man, i am so motherfucking hungry..............................


IC: I Could use some real food, this African food sucks.....(I had Fried fish liver for dinner last night) Ill order 5 of everything.

"Arribastan that will be $4.50 and S&P that will be $70 dollars."

"geez. that took a while"
-Emperor JC Alcanzar

"Well it was Italy Day! We have 4 weeks off!"

OOC- Italy Day is when all the people in my nation honor our original founders. The italians. So mods it ain't flaming.

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bUmP

BuMp

A picture speaks a thousand words, does it not?

http://knoxville.20m.com/images/michealand_ronaldsmaller.jpg

What picture?

ill take a super sandwich with a large root beer and a side of fries

What, you can't see my pic?

My god our coorperation is not like that! You will no longer be served
"That will be 5.25. Please go to the window ahead of you."

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I will take the combo meal with a large Vanilla Pepsi

"That will be $4.75, please head to the window ahead of you."

"Hi how are you. Ok then $4.75...Here you go"

*gives meal*
"please take a bite and tell us how you like it."

"0MMM...Yummy for my tummy. I will come back soon"

*whispers something to someone's ear*
"add another okay to the list.."

I'll have 10 of everything. Emperor Yurka is throwing a party for himself!

"That will be $135 drinks will be free."

"That will be $135 drinks will be free."

Looks through all of his pockets, then realises he is, in fact, holding the money. He tosses it to the guy, and sticks the food, along with some soda in the back seat of his Pinto.

The emperor will be pleased!

What's the word I'm looking for.....OH YEA! BuMp

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"I'll take ten Super-Sandwiches. I can't wait until I have a heart-attack," General Shacklar said as he pulled up to the ordering window. He had obviously forgotten his Prozac that morning.

"That will be $35.00, would you like some Prozac with that? A dollar extra. Also if you do have a heart attack we can't be blamed. THIS IS A WARNING."

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*Lady Maya's body guards pull up to the window in a black sleak hover limo.*
*one tinted window gose down*
"can i have a soy burger and any drink"
*the window goes back up*
*they go to the next window and wait*


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Lady Maya

"ORDER UP! A soy burger and um...............a medium diet coke!"
*kid goes to window*
"That will be $1.75."

*window goes down*
*a hand with the money reaches out and gives the kid it, then the hand takes the food*
"thank you"
*the window goes back up*
*as it goes up a voice says*
"your meal is nice, thank you"
*the car speeds off*



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Lady Maya

"Thank you come again!"

*2 hours later*
*3 big air cooled hover vans pull up*
*a window goes down*
"we want the folowing items"
"2 van fulls of soy bergers and 1 van full of diet cola"


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Lady Maya

":shock:, Um order up! 2 vans full of soy burgers and 1 van full of diet coke! NO MEAT!"
*after an hour*
"Well I don't know the exact amount so I'll just make the price $100."
*people fill up the van*
"Thank you. *faints*"

... :|

*the money is handed over, and the vans speed off*
"thaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuu"
*the words disapear into the distance*

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Lady Maya
OOC:Lady Maya Is a Vedgie so that is why she orders no meat.Plus half japanise.

:roll: you are varry odd . :| :|

Who is "varry" odd?

8) its a joke lol .

Okay, anyway are you going to buy anything?

If you have any orange soda ill take a few hundred gallons of that ,

tfu leave us alone any way order sommant allie!
please its good


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Lady Maya

:shock: You like orange soda. Here have 100 gallons. That will be $400.

Ill also take 150 all beef burgers you will resive payment on delviray .

thares a few C 24 trasports waiteing to take the stuff abord.

Okay, that will be $125.

OOC- i hate bulk orders.

Money wired. :)

You know if you need a beef supplyer i may be able to export some beef to you .. :wink:

Nah, we have our own beef. See we keep the cows in open pastures, they get fed every once in a while candy that is almost expired, and when they get older then 10 they get to go outside of the fence for a day to enjoy themselves then they are soon killed :( . That's what makes them taste so good.

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Why, yes we do. We get 2 B-52s fill one up with burgers other soda and we do a paradrop. The cost is a bit extra. $5,000 to be exact.

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You may customize. If the B-52s are damaged no charge. But once the war is over the enemy is expected to pay for the damage. More B-52s may be sent if more is needed also.

*drives up in a cool Ferrari*

"I would like three super-sandwiches. And uh... do you have like, and industrial-sized fries? If so, I'll have those. And uh, I brought my two sisters so uh, triple the order, would you?"

"We do not have industrial-size fries however we have X-large fries, that will be $40.00. Please head to the window ahead of you."

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"That will be $6,000 (1,000 extra for custom order) would you like us to drop it in the fire zone or an airport?"

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It would but we cut some money off since you are the first person to use this delivery system :D Anyway funds recieved and the B-52s are preparing for launch.

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*20 trucks with 4 containers on the back each pull up*
*a window goes down*
"can you fill 15 of the trucks up with soy burgers, and the other 5 with diet cola"
*he drives off to the next windo*


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Lady Maya

OOC:Saddam Hussein has been captured!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39633000/jpg/_39633977_saddamcaptured203.jpg
Latest pics of Saddam Hussein

OOC- BURN IN HELL SADDAM!
IC"Celebrating the capture of Saddam? Anyway since Saddam is captured your meal is on the house. Enjoy."

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Can we see a product nutrition fact sheet?

*commander of the 7th fleet walks in, walks up to the counter *
Ill take
4 Fries
2 Big Burgur
1 Chocolate Milk shake
$9.15 total *hands over $9.15* :-p Yummy i should really cut down on the fast food <_<
OOC:(lol i might actually use that Warzone Delivery thing someday)

*goes to the Manager* any chance you guys could open up a chain On the Island controled by the 7th fleet? <_<

(Can we see a product nutrition fact sheet?, you do know that WILL take a while?)

Manager-"You be sure that we'll set up a chain!"
Kid with (BAD) acne- "Thank you come again!"

OOC- some fast-food Christmas humor :D http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=2838

I need 20,000 big burgers and fries, delivered to Hanche City by 2:00 tommorrow morning. Try to get it near the Barracks, will you?

Um...store is closed. It's being replaced with military weapons.