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That is the cause for people getting fat. If there weren't fat people we could make them all stay nude and that would increase male/female romance and eliminate alot of gay relationships.ok, ya know what? shut up, you NEED!! burgers and meat in the world. how else will you get protein? :roll:

:? Well, nuts and seeds and what not do have incomplete proteins, but these aren't as wholsome as regular meaty protein...ALL HAIL THE MEAT! :D

Mmm...Burger -Homer Simpson

Burgers make the world go round.

:? Well, nuts and seeds and what not do have incomplete proteins, but these aren't as wholsome as regular meaty protein...ALL HAIL THE MEAT! :D

Mmm...Burger -Homer SimpsonYES!!! ALL HAIL MEAT!!!!

I like meat.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MEAT

Burger for world dictator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALL HAIL!
Burgers are what keep some people alive! The homeless people who only have like 50 dollars can get a burger for like 99 cents!

I now organize the First Church of the Almighty and Ever-Living Burger. Please patake in the ceremony of gorging yourselves with Burgers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Burgers taste good. You can't ban them, because they are so popular. We will not conform to your ideals! LONG LIVE THE BURGER!

Now join me in the Burger National Anthem. :lol: What people will do if you ban burgers is that there will be a VERY profitable black market for burgers. Either that, or people will create large underground farms to make their own burgers. :roll: :lol:

I support the burger amendment!

BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!

Don't confuse McDonald's greasy rectum meat patte with a good wholesome burger.

Don't confuse McDonald's greasy rectum meat patte with a good wholesome burger.

Then what burger is wholesome. :roll: :P :?

Don't confuse McDonald's greasy rectum meat patte with a good wholesome burger.hey, i like mcdonalds( and wholesome burgers. mmmmmmmmm, burger)

I opened a burger shop. You can buy burgers!

I opened a burger shop. You can buy burgers!

You are honorary Burger Guru for a day! :D

Here's the shop http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98280

Anyway if burgers were banned there would be a blackmarket and gangs and people would starve.

I opened a burger shop. You can buy burgers!how much? pulls out truck of money. mmmmmmm, burgers






Bringerofpain/theliberator's mega storefront!!! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96430)

We can't join that religion. Our religion is that of the Beached Mooring Ball.
**Tex makes a pigrimage to Wakefield, Rhode Island, USA to visit the Beached Mooring Ball and pray to it**

Check the link it shows you the thread.

And you don't want people to starve do you?

I suggest a compromise. Let's pass laws that ban factory farms where beef cattle are injected with antibiotics and growth hormone and not let out to graze on open pastures. This will drive up the cost of beef to the point that beef will return to what it used to be - a rare luxury. In fact, if we also ban factory chicken farms, fish hatcheries, and other commercial ways to mass produce meat, then we could make the price of being fat very high indeed.

This will never happen, of course. ~ Michael.

OOC: Blue Island, how the f--k do you get 70 Posts per day? Do you have a job or go to school? Do you have a life?

OOC: general forum :wink: that's how i got negotiator

wow...this whole thread is soooo lame. i pity all of you.

That is the cause for people getting fat.

OOC: Gee, and I was under the impression that the cause of obesity was overeating and a lack of exercise. I forgot that essential truth: In the 21st Century, nobody's responsible for their own actions. There's always someone else at fault. Overweight? Sue McDonald's. Dumb? Sue the school. Your son's screaming for attention because you're never home, and he finally gets it by stealing a gun and holding up a Seven-Eleven? It's that damn rap music. :roll: </rant>

IC:
In the Free Republic of Tingel Islands, an unusual protest has begun. Fast food industry workers, beef producers, and hamburger lovers have congregated outside the Blues Island embassy. Rather than shouting slogans and holding signs, however, the protesters are showing their displeasure with the foreign power in a rather unique manner: A number of propane barbecues have been set up on the sidewalk across the street, and the protestors are barbecuing hamburgers. In fact, the gathering has developed to the point where it seems more a party than the traditional angry protest. Music is blaring, and people are laughing and enjoying their hamburgers right across the street from the embassy of the nation that called for the ban.

I suggest a compromise. Let's pass laws that ban factory farms where beef cattle are injected with antibiotics and growth hormone and not let out to graze on open pastures. This will drive up the cost of beef to the point that beef will return to what it used to be - a rare luxury. In fact, if we also ban factory chicken farms, fish hatcheries, and other commercial ways to mass produce meat, then we could make the price of being fat very high indeed.

NEVER! That means I would have to rise the prices for my burger shop meaning less customers!

I suggest a compromise. Let's pass laws that ban factory farms where beef cattle are injected with antibiotics and growth hormone and not let out to graze on open pastures. This will drive up the cost of beef to the point that beef will return to what it used to be - a rare luxury. In fact, if we also ban factory chicken farms, fish hatcheries, and other commercial ways to mass produce meat, then we could make the price of being fat very high indeed.NEVER! That means I would have to rise the prices for my burger shop meaning less customers!Evil capitalist! Must we torture animals for inexpensive, juicy, flamebroiled hamburgers smothered with sauteed onions, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles; complimented with a side of shoestring, steak, dinner, or waffle fries and a 32-ounce soda? No, I say! NO! ~ Michael.

We don't tortue them. We wait until they get really old or until they die naturally. There are no chemicals added and that's why our burgers taste so good. Heck, I'll even give you one burger to try. On the house! Not to mention we have SOY burgers!

We don't tortue them. We wait until they get really old or until they die naturally. There are no chemicals added and that's why our burgers taste so good. Heck, I'll even give you one burger to try. On the house! Not to mention we have SOY burgers!Oh, I was advocating free range cattle farming as opposed to penning beef cattle inside barns where they never move, eat all day, get injections to keep them from getting sick from the close quarters, etc. I am not against eating meat or killing the animal. I just think there are more humane ways, although more expensive, to raise the meat we want to eat. ~ Michael.

Go Kurelj's Burger Barn! Wait- Did I just inadvertently come up with a name? :? :wink:

P.S. Go free-range burgers! :D

Actually it's KFF (Kurlein Fast-Food) I'm surprised that I even have customers. And The Spartan States you could call the stores in your country that. And Love Poetry do you want that free burger?

Nah...To avoid confusion, it'll be Kurlein Fast-Food. :wink: I also have an idea: Well, let's go to your Fast-Food thread to propose this.:)

Actually it's KFF (Kurlein Fast-Food) I'm surprised that I even have customers. And The Spartan States you could call the stores in your country that. And Love Poetry do you want that free burger?Why, yes, I will take it, if only for research purposes, you understand... ~ Michael.

*gives the burger*
'Don't sue."

"The Spartan States let's go discuss this over a burger and some fries. My treat."

Sounds wonderful. See the thread. :)

I just did.

Now then Love Poetry how's your research on the burger goin?

I just did. Now then Love Poetry how's your research on the burger goin?This evil corporate burger tastes very good. :-) ~ Michael.

not to mention it's all natural. The cows can eat pasture grass or they cacn eat a special cow feed which they really enjoy.