NationStates Jolt Archive

Today Twy-Sunrats launched a premptive strike upon the small nation of Cuthugan in responce to the following claims

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53 minutes ago The Empire of Cuthugan Athenzos will fall beneath the might of my greatist General!
Who although is old and feeble, will WHIP you and BEAT you until you sing campfire songs in the voice of a little girl.

P.S, My country has changed to 'Cuthugan'

BITE MY ARSE, YOU FOOLISH SOCK CUCKERS!!!!! BWAAA-HA HA HA!
29 minutes ago The Oppressed Peoples of Nibbleton He who walks into mens toilets with no shoes comes out with wet feet. Consider your actions, Cuthugan.

Major Johnson
18 minutes ago The Empire of Cuthugan No, you consider YOUR actions!!

Pitifull wet footed fool. I SQUISH YOUR HEAD!

Oh hum, Why must it be this way.

Cuthugan out.
"Dear Bryan. I have changed my county around a bit, and so it is just a matter of time before i quash youre bizzare friends, bend youre country over, i think u can guess the rest. fool.

look out for my dangerous ally, The Enchantress (Michaela)

Please inform youre silly friends of this change.

Cuthoogan out.

ps, WAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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It is Twy-Sunrats intention to teach this nation the error of it's warmongering ways, it is tiny and weak... the conflict should be short...
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Twy-Sunrats Launches tactical teams to destroy Cuthugan Power Depots resulting in the loss of power to the five major cities in the Nation.
Twy-Sunrats also implements heavy security across the board, sealing it's borders with Cuthugan and possitioning their forces throughout the regions of Twy-Sunrats posting military squads at all vital infrestructure, anti aircraft (although it is known that the whole of Cuthugans airforce is 4 ailing F-9's and a prop transport plane)

Twy Sunrats troop amass on the borders ready to launch an invasion if necessary

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Message to Cuthugan
I demand your surrender, the terms of your surrender is that you become more polite to your neigbhours or leave, also a freeze on military spending, you cannot be trusted... Prehaps in time you shall grow and may become an ally but for now you must be contained


Chairman Donovan

The people of Athenzos are patriotic to the death. 3 million of our people rally round with the most basic of weapons and join the army of Twy-Sunrats, on the border of Cuthagon.

They await further response from Cuthagon............

OOC = Dude 3 million people is like 50% of your workforce... hold on thinking about it seen as all your people are tree hugging hippies I guess that would be okay...

IC = The Small Guerrilla regiments begin to move into the forests of Cuthugan, using the darkness caused by power outages to infiltrate uninhabited areas of cities and await the start of the main war if Cuthugan does not surrender immediatly.

The Following was Released Moments Ago-
TO: Twy-Sunrats, Athenzos
FROM: Emperor of Sanchezium, Elafo Sanchez

We disagree with this entire war, feeling it is on the basis of un-factual intelligence and a suspician of true knowledge the invaders seem to have. We also frown upon the regional war subsidizing - an act of fear and the illusion of power has corrupted all nations involved. We wish to remain neutral in this war, but with our utmost regards and warnings.

Your interpritation is accepted. The Nation has been expelled from the region and is welcome to respond with a defence of his actions. Our forces shall not invade unless hostilities intensify in which case we shall decimate the upstart.
This is an internal dispute and we would be greatful for other forces to remain out of our conflict. Stability is the key to success and we shall not accept aggresive stances not supported by previous actions (ergo threatening war without reason) We are mearly replying to the threats posed in a firm and unwavering manner. If nations forgive their behaviour it shall encourage this kind of action across the multi-globe and chaos shall follow. We refuse to allow such destabalizing elements.

However the Regional Director has expelled Cuthugan so we await his responce if there is none we assume that we no longer have to worry about his destabilising influence.

Chairman Donovan

Thank you for your concerns Elafo Sanchez.

We in Atenzos are only acting upon maliscious and unprovoked threats. We feel it is completely innapropriate to enter a peaceful region and declare war on a nation. Cuthugon refuse to apologise and only reply with more threats and so our population is only defending itself. We have no military spending and so need aid fom other neighbouring nations willing to help. We have not entered Cuthugon, and will not uless the people of Cuthugon begin the attack.

Regards,

Friend Bryan
Athenzos

We however have launched premptive strikes to inform them of the error of their ways! Our forces being trained by our long civil war have a tradition of quick underhand efficency and we are pleased to aid our neighbours with troublesome nations. Also the announcments in the regional council indicate his willingness to destroy the peace we seek, we are willing to defend this peace and that includes our premptive action which should teach them to respect their neighbours.

Chariman Donovan

Also a nation that refers to it's populace "human resources" can hardly comment on the corruption of other nations!!! Prehaps you yourselves have grown large and corrupt to the extent that you infact view threatening your neighbours for no reason at all an acceptable method of political interaction?

Chairman Donovan

The Army of Nibbleton has deployed it's 2.1 million troops in the border forests of Nibbleton and it's allies, defending then from invading forces.

Major Johnson

Nibbleton i will not do that, as i have got 40 million army and they are willing to die for there country and we will start by Bombing YOU!!!!!!!!!

Nibbleton i will not do that, as i have got 40 million army and they are willing to die for there country and we will start by Bombing YOU!!!!!!!!!
I'm Fully aware you will not do that. However, i am unaware why you wish to harm my nation as I have not provoked you, I have merely deployed my troops such that they defend me and my allies.

May I also add that you used the wrong "There". You want the "belonging to" form spelt "Their".

Nibbleton i will not do that, as i have got 40 million army and they are willing to die for there country and we will start by Bombing YOU!!!!!!!!!
I'm Fully aware you will not do that. However, i am unaware why you wish to harm my nation as I have not provoked you, I have merely deployed my troops such that they defend me and my allies.

you need to do more then that you have 48 hours to give the country to the leader of Microbrits all your will get killed

I still dont understand your reason for this unprovoked attack, someone set you up the bomb.

Major Johnson

I still dont understand your reason for this unprovoked attack, someone set you up the bomb.

Major Johnson

you have WMDS and you have links to terrorism and plus your are an evil leader

Please everyone. This is an issue for the M00n. With all due respect to Microbrits this does not concern you. We are a peaceful region and only defend ourselves upon treats and attack. The people of Nibbleton have done nothing but help a friend.

Some might say that you yourself are an evil leader by having a complete absence of social welfare and no political freedoms. Everybody has different views and just because a different nation does something differently to your own that does not mean you can attack them.

We urge you to leave our dispute to the people it is affecting.

Warm Regards,

Friend Bryan
Athenzos

:evil: My armies are small but well armed!

THIS time you will be spared my might.

Dont do it again.

Cuthugan out.

:evil: None of my nuclear power stations were harmed in your attack by the way "sunrats".

They were mearly constructs of wax and chewing gum, built to fool and confuse all invaders!

BWA-HA HA HA!

We have allied with Microbrits and are sending 70 million troops to help him and his allies in this war.
The rest of you must surrender in order to avoid invasion.

:evil: None of my nuclear power stations were harmed in your attack by the way "sunrats".

They were mearly constructs of wax and chewing gum, built to fool and confuse all invaders!

BWA-HA HA HA!
We have 4 million troops headed your way and advise you to back down.

SP please stay out of this.

:evil: None of my nuclear power stations were harmed in your attack by the way "sunrats".

They were mearly constructs of wax and chewing gum, built to fool and confuse all invaders!

BWA-HA HA HA!

Cough*Godmodding*Cough

We have allied with Microbrits and are sending 70 million troops to help him and his allies in this war.
The rest of you must surrender in order to avoid invasion.
Whittier will send 50 million to help Nibbleton.

West Moon demands the immediate removal of all aggressing nation's armies from its allies immediately.
If that is not done, West Moon will go to war.

Thank you Whittier and WestMoon. These unprovoked attacks have suprised me, but you show me there are sane nation leaders in the world. All I can give in return is my gratitude and alligence to you in future conflicts.

Major Johnson
Nibbleton

*thinks*
I'm still stunned by the armies involved, I am a nation of 32 million, my army's fighting strength is about 120,000 (not counting support personel and national reserves) , but no matter.

None of our leaders are evil...
We are mearly attempting to do the best for our people whilst we are at a fragile stage in our evolution! Larger nations should leave us be as we shall never be puppets to the dark forces that whisper through their sordid hovels of corruption!

Twy-Sunrats has a loyal populace and a distrobuted government we have no head mearly an intrecrate globual of communication.

We shall ignore all outside interferance in the M00ns internal bickering.

Chairman Donovna

OOC doh posted as my brother doh