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Vice President Retires

Vice President Jaxem Jaxusism retired today at the age of 77. He said today, "I loved working with President Jax Jaxusism, but it is time for me to settle down and get away from all the political mish-mosh." A new vice president will be elected soon.


Candidates Are :

~Jaxem Jaxusism The II : Jaxem's son, Jaxem the II, is an army kinda guy. He donates most of his time to war strategies and army funding. He believes that the Foreign Status is the greatest company ever.

~Jaxi Jaxusism : The 1st woman to run for High Office, Jaxi believes in more education. Although she also believes a war history course is necessary. She thinks that the benefit of the citizens is all that matters. Jaxi Jaxusism is President Jax Jaxusism's daughter. She loves people and believes if they are happy the nation will be happy. She donates most of her time to providing jobs for the homeless and immagrants.

~Jaxerz Jaxusism : Governor of Jaxey, one of the main cities in Jaxusism, is also a candidate. He is well-known all across Jaxusism. He is known for his expertise on the economy and how to manage resources. He donates most of his time managing the Jax under Jaxusism's land. He was also the President's Assistant the year before the last.

I'll keep the poll up for about a day. Vote now!!!

Jaxusism International (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91428)

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So far its Jaxi. She has just made a promise on national television saying, "I promise to increase education funding all over Jaxusism to provide better learning for our children!"

Ask questions if you wish!

Jaxus votes for Jaxi because she shows great education care!

Jaxerz Jaxusism spoke today. "I promise to increase the success of our economy with the help of President Jax Jaxusism!"

Remember, you can ask questions!

Our Illuminati Ruling Cabal supports the big business candidates, of course, and will ensure that they win.

Jaxerz is now winning. It seems gender is a big thing in this election. Dont forget to ask questions if you need to!

Did you have your puppets vote for Jaxerz!?!?! Please say no!

I'll keep the election up a while longer since no one asked questions.

OOC

Most of the posters in here start with J? :wink:

IC

We support Jaxi.

OoC : LOLZ.

IC : Any questions, anyone?

Jaxem spoke today, saying, "I promise if I am elected as Vice President, I will work with my father to update our military to the highest level!"

OoC : Ask Questions! IM BORED!

So far it seems like Jaxerz is winning! Ask questions people!

Jaxerz is winning with Jaxi and Jaxem close behind! I see 77 views, that means I should have AT LEAST 50 votes... C'mon now.

Question from Christo-Judiac member of public ...

"Do you believe in freedom of religion for Christians and Jews?"

Jaxerz is winning with Jaxi and Jaxem close behind! I see 77 views, that means I should have AT LEAST 50 votes... C'mon now.i checked it like 20 times :mrgreen:

Jaxem The II says, "Christians, Jews, Muslims, all good as long as they are in the army!"

Jaxi says, "Freedom of religion is something I strive for. People should be able to practice the religion they wish and still have an equal oppurtunity in society. This is something I will DEFINITELY help Jax Jaxusism come up with."

Jaxerz says, "To me, as long as they arent radical extremists, Ill like them. Except Jews... They get on my nerves sometimes... Although some are OK, like the President's Assistant, Jaxews Jaxusism."

LOLZ Arribastan! Who did you vote for?

Ask questions people! MORE MORE MORE! I am so bored my head is gonna explode!

Jaxi has TIED with Jaxerz!

junior. if he is elected, we would have similar policies
-Emperor JC Alcanzar

Any questions for our candidates?

OoC : I hope no puppets are involved in these votes! If there are at least admin to it.

IC : Jaxem has taken the lead, surprisingly! But, the election is still open. As is the question booth!

I have a strong puppet feeling cause Jaxem just jumped 3 in a few SECONDS.

OOC: word to the not-so-wise:puppet-wanking is unacceptable

OoC : Are you talking to me?

OOC:whoever did all that puppetry, if it was puppetry


(i can't complain though :D )

Its gotta be puppetry. 3 votes jump... Hmph... Anyways, keep voting people! And ask questions!

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Jaxerz is catching up.

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OK another question to stop bumping ...

Greenie wearing peace shirt and drugs in his pocket "Will you legalise marjuana, man? It's good stuff" while stoned.

OoC : Thank you!

IC :

Jaxem responds, disguisted. "No... You need to be healthy so you can work in the army... Now, security, help this man out..."

Jaxi responds in a polite manner, "No, sir. Marijuana and other drugs will be banned. They destroy your health and create bad influences on our children."

Jaxerz responds, "Not a chance in the world! Drugs are killers, and dealers will be killed!"

Well dressed man in black with Mein Kampf on one hand and Nazi flag in another

"Do you believe the holocaust was a historical fiction created by Jewish-American liars?"

Jaxem responds, "No comment..."

Jaxi says, "No, I believe it was real..."

Jaxerz says, "I believe you should be transported far away from my country, you Nazi freak!"

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BTW, check out My New Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98279).

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Jaxem wins! He says "Thanks and Bye!" Thanks for voting!