NationStates Jolt Archive


Foxxinnian Storefront.

28-11-2003, 03:12
Foxxinnian storefront:

Foxxinnian Alien*:$13.00
http://bl.net/music/images/plastikman.gif
HEY!
*Soldout
That was close.

Death Asteroid*:$1,000,000,000
http://www.firstscience.com/site/images/articles/rees2/asteroid.jpg
artist rendision
*Will arrive in 83 years. Only one avalible.

Killer attack puffin:$100
http://www.gov.ns.ca/natr/wildlife/images/puffin.jpg
Not responsible for lost limbs caused by puffin.

Attack Fan:$38.99
http://www.klaffs.com/images/ceiling_fan.jpg
Lowers. Chops heads off.

Magic Staff:$120.52 per/week till retirement
http://www.childnet-int.org/images/about-staff.jpg
When equiped can hurl fireballs and cast ice spells.

XM radio trasmitter:$692
http://images.usatoday.com/money/media/_photos/2002-08-27-satellite-radio.jpg
Brodcasts a vivid amont of 100 chanells into enemy head.

Hans Mehlin*:$1,000
http://www.vaarboda.se/hans/hans-mehlin.gif
Master of the domian of computer arts. *Only one avalible.

Fire:0.01 per/pound
http://www.miamisci.org/hurricane/fire.gif
Good at destroying brush and other flamible things.

Corrupt Politian:5 bags of liquor
http://romania-on-line.net/photos/ZancGrigore.jpg
Does anything for right amout of money.

Homicidal Maniacs:$6.75 each
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~enternz/images/prisoners.jpg
Let loose in large city. When caught people will applaude lacking police system.

Spawn Missle:$400.00
http://operationphoenix.freeservers.com/missile.jpg
Lenght:150 ft. Wigth (at max):7 ft. Capable to destroy 1 sq. mi.

More to come. As soon as I find it.
28-11-2003, 03:24
Corrupt politian now avalible.
28-11-2003, 03:46
Homicidal Maniacs now avaliable.
28-11-2003, 03:58
Spawn Missiles now avaliable.
28-11-2003, 04:05
500 - Killer attack puffin - 50,000 wired
28-11-2003, 04:08
Thanks. The Puffins are on their way.
M-pire
28-11-2003, 04:09
you'r an idiot.
M-pire
28-11-2003, 04:10
you'r an idiot.
28-11-2003, 04:11
you'r an idiot.

and you sir should lighten up
28-11-2003, 04:14
i'll take 2 puffins (preferrably one male and one female so i can mate and make more) money wired upon confirmation
28-11-2003, 04:24
Puffins sent.