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LaseRefurbishing Announces New Lasers and Mounts!

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Give Your Armed Forces the Edge.
Law enforcement departments and military organizations around the world should have laser sights for all their guns, but they don't. Move your armed personnel into the 21st century with LaseRefurbishing gun sights. Now on sale!

Installation Takes 5 Minutes. (for handgun sights only)
If your troops and officers can field-strip their guns, they can install these laser sights — no gunsmithing required! Almost instantly they'll have a laser-sighted weapon which can be used outdoors from dusk till dawn, or indoors round-the-clock.

Rifle Laser & Mount Fits Any Gun.
Using our newly developed Fiber Coupled Laser (FCL) System we have developed cutting edge laser sights that can be mounted on a rifle. Now there is no excuse for leaving your officers unprepared. Give them the edge they need to take down the bad guys.

Highly Visible, Highly Intimidating.
Once they place that intimidating red dot, pulling the trigger may never even be necessary. If your troops must fire, the laser sight improves aiming speed and increases accuracy, especially in high-stress situations.

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HANDGUN LASER SIGHT FEATURES:

• Totally internal – cannot be knocked out of alignment
• 2 hours of continuous operating time before battery change
• No permanent modification to gun – remove it anytime
• No need to change holsters or give up your rail flashlight
• Compatible with your favorite grips and aftermarket accessories
• Drops into place, replaces original recoil spring guide
• Ambidextrous switch in custom take-down lever
• Deliberate on/off activation – no squeezing the grip, no shaking
• Pulsating beam for increased visibility
• Factory aligned (1911 models are also user adjustable for fine tuning)
• Quality assurance includes live test firing
• Made in Aleph Strata
• Three-year warranty (excludes expendable parts)

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HANDGUN MODELS SUPPORTED

• Glock
• SigArms
• Beretta & Taurus
• Government 1911 (Colt, Kimber, Springfield, Wilson...)
• Smith & Wesson
• Sights can be modified for other guns (ask us for a price quote!)

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LRM-1000 Internal Guide Rod Laser Models
Price of $290 per sight on all models. 25% off retail price!

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RIFLE LASER SIGHT FEATURES:

• Universal Mounting Hardware to fit any rifle
• 4 hours of continuous operating time before battery change
• Remotely mounted switch and batteries minimize accidents and reaction time
• Does not interfere with daytime sight or nightvision scope
• Deliberate on/off activation – no squeezing the grip, no shaking
• Quality assurance includes live test firing
• Made in Aleph Strata
• Three-year warranty (not during wartime)

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LRM-0900 Universal Rifle Laser Sight and Mount
Price of $330 per sight.

Great merchandise! Great prices! What more could you want? :)

:!: Plus, you'll save money on troop training. It's literally point and shoot.

You need at least a few hundred of these sights, don't you? You don't? Well, let me give you a few other uses for these gun sights:

Laser Pointer
Cat Toy
Reading Light

Order today!

Can be installed on H&K MP5s and CAR15s/M16A2s as well?

Representative of Jeruselem:

Our integrated laser sights cannot be used on rifles. The tech boys have included this document, however, on the possible use of a "Fiber Coupled" Laser System for military grade rifles. If you'd like to acquire some of these systems for testing, we will gladly ship them to you, free of charge, with the understanding that you would share your research and development of this promising new system with us.

-- LRF Internal Research Document --

Experimentation is underway on fitting the LRF Fiber Coupled Laser System into a molding mountable on many guns, where internal mounting is not feasible. This cutting edge fiber coupling technology allows the laser light generation to occur remotely (near the rear of the gun), so the front of the gun is not cluttered and original daytime sights are still useable.

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-- LRF Internal Research Document --

Cathy McLaughlin
New Customer Inquiries Department
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

I'll take 1 million. You do the math. Ill also buy production and sales rights for 5 bil if your selling them. And 5 more bil if you keep them just to me and you.

Well before you do that, I have a custom type of pistol that could benefit from a laser sight. How much for custom jobs?

I'll take 1 million. You do the math. Ill also buy production and sales rights for 5 bil if your selling them. And 5 more bil if you keep them just to me and you.

Representative of Jaxusism:

One million laser sights brings your total cost to $290 million. Please specify a model of handgun you would like laser sights for. If you would like to order for several different models, please include the amount of sights you are ordering for each gun. If you would like sights for modified guns or sights for handguns not listed here, please send us a sample gun so we can produce a custom laser sight that will fit into that gun.

No production or sales rights are currently available for sale at this time. I will forward your request to R&D directer Gregory Anderson, however, as we often consider technology trades.

Cathy McLaughlin
New Customer Inquiries Department
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

I'd like them for XR-1 Assault Rifles. And how about those rights?

I'd like them for XR-1 Assault Rifles. And how about those rights?

Well before you do that, I have a custom type of pistol that could benefit from a laser sight. How much for custom jobs?

Representative of Central Facehuggeria:

We would be happy to produce a custom laser sight for your pistol. If you order 1 million or more laser sights we'll do the customizing for free. If you order less than 1 million sights the customizations will cost an extra $750,000.

Your customizations will also be done free of charge if you can provide information that your custom pistol is widely distributed and sights for it may be ordered in the future by other nations or groups within your nation. We are always striving to have a wider selection of gun sights on hand to better serve our customers.

Cathy McLaughlin
New Customer Inquiries Department
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

I'd like them for XR-1 Assault Rifles.

OOC: Your assault rifles may not work with these sights. Check the post I sent in response to Jeruselem's request. If you think they do, then tell me you sent me one and R&D will get working on the necessary modifications.

And how about those rights?

OOC: Did you read my response post? Second paragraph? "Gregory Anderson" will get back to you soon (I just have to think up something for him to say...)

Thank you, our XSA-12 pistol is rather similar to a .50 desert eagle in size. And it has a large clip directly underneath the barrel, meaning the sight must be mounted on the side or on top Other than that, you can place the sight pretty much anywhere on the gun.

We'll take one million. It'll be better than the laserpointers and ducttape that our forces have been using previously. :)

*Money Wired*

Yeah, it would work with our rifle. If you look at my thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98279) it would go right under the scope. I have sent one to your R&D.

Rather than trading, how about 10 billion dollars?

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CANCEL THAT CREDIT REVOKED NOT BUYING!

We would like one million sights for Glock pistols, as the Glock 17 is the standard issue sidearm for much of our police and military. A few other types of pistols are used by certain divisions and special forces, and we may at some point order custom sights for them as well.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

... And it has a large clip directly underneath the barrel, meaning the sight must be mounted on the side or on top Other than that, you can place the sight pretty much anywhere on the gun. ...

These lasers are meant to replace the stock guide rod and recoil spring and the take down latch and spring (as shown in this picture --)

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Other types of sights are affixed to the side and are less accurate (as shown in this picture --)

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In short, your order isn't ready and can't be filled right away if the sights can only be mounted externally. We are working on an external mounting system now, and will let you know when they are ready. They will be based on the LRF Fiber Coupled Laser System ((see post above)). We are sending you prototypes of the system for you to test. ((our R&D will be finished in a few RL hours)).

We would like one million sights for Glock pistols, as the Glock 17 is the standard issue sidearm for much of our police and military. A few other types of pistols are used by certain divisions and special forces, and we may at some point order custom sights for them as well.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

Mrs. Dean,

Your order is ready for shipment by next-day freight. Please wire $290 million dollars directly to LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc. Aleph Strata Central Bank Account Number 23Z-AS2341. Your order will then be shipped with all due speed. We look forward to working with you in the future. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Don Henderson
Order Fulfillment Representative
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

Yeah, it would work with our rifle. If you look at my thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98279) it would go right under the scope. I have sent one to your R&D.

Rather than trading, how about 10 billion dollars?

Ah, yes. We have received your rifle and are currently admiring it. I would like to proprose that you trade us one JAXMi2 Missile for manufacturing rights to the laser sights we currently manufacture, as well as anything currently under development. We imagine that the JAXMi2 missile could fetch us a handy profit. 10 billion dollars is also acceptable, but we strive for long-lasting partnerships, not quick cash. Or at least I do.

Gregory Anderson
Research and Development Director
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

CANCEL THAT CREDIT REVOKED NOT BUYING!

Any particular reason? :?

WHOA! I hardly consider that a fair trade!!! Sorry... How about AN-Abakan rights with 3 billion?

Actually, how about just 10 billion.

Alright. Thank you. I guess its back to ducttape and laser pointers for a few hours. ;)

We'll get back to you once we have adapted the sight to our pistols.

Mrs. Dean,

Your order is ready for shipment by next-day freight. Please wire $290 million dollars directly to LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc. Aleph Strata Central Bank Account Number 23Z-AS2341. Your order will then be shipped with all due speed. We look forward to working with you in the future. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Don Henderson
Order Fulfillment Representative
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

Mr Henderson,

Thank you for your prompt response to our order. The money has been transferred. We look forward to future business with your company, and will definitely keep you in mind for future sighting needs.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

Actually, how about just 10 billion.

Fine. Wire money directly to LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc. Aleph Strata Central Bank Account Number 23Z-AS2341. We will then ship you blueprints, prototypes, samples, and any other items that we think you might find useful in setting up your manufacturing of laser sights. You are free to sell these items and any sights you create.

Gregory Anderson
Research and Development Director
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

((I would have posted this earlier, but I couldn't access the forums there for a while :evil: ))

K, money wired.

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Newly Added:

Shotgun and Rifle Laser Sight and Universal Mount

Coming Soon:

Universal Handgun Laser Sight
Universal Handgun Flashlight

Under Development:

Nightvision Scope
Sniper Scope
Infrared Target Acquisition System

Check out the new equipment and photos! You know your troops need laser sights for their assault rifles -- don't make them use duct tape and laser pointers! :wink:

Bump!

Laser=tracer... and tracers lead back to you. Perhaps an infrared beam with goggles would be stealthier. And please, no lasers on Shotguns, that's kinda pointless. (Tech post 8) )

The Federation of Glorious Humanity would like to purchase 500,000 of the laser rifle sights. We have found the pistol sights previously ordered to our liking, and wish to buy more products from this excellent company.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

Laser=tracer... and tracers lead back to you. Perhaps an infrared beam with goggles would be stealthier. And please, no lasers on Shotguns, that's kinda pointless. (Tech post 8) )

You might have a point there. But if both sides were using infrared w/ goggles both sides would be blinded by looking into the infrared beams from the other side. I'll get to work on some kinda hybrid system right away, though. It's going into the Under Development category.

You are right about the shotguns. Removing those remarks.

The Federation of Glorious Humanity would like to purchase 500,000 of the laser rifle sights. We have found the pistol sights previously ordered to our liking, and wish to buy more products from this excellent company.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

Mrs. Dean,

Your order is ready for shipment by next-day freight. Please wire $165 million dollars directly to LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc. Aleph Strata Central Bank Account Number 23Z-AS2341. Your order will then be shipped. Thank you for continuing your relationship with our fine company. We are currently developing many new technologies to serve you better. Please check back with us to stay current on our latest projects and equipment.

Don Henderson
Order Fulfillment Representative
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

Alright. Thank you. I guess its back to ducttape and laser pointers for a few hours. ;)

Duct tape and laser pointers no longer required for rifles. Have a look. :D

We'll get back to you once we have adapted the sight to our pistols.

Send us a pistol and we'll do it for you. Or wait for our Universal Handgun Laser Sight and Mount (coming tomorrow RL!).

Mrs. Dean,

Your order is ready for shipment by next-day freight. Please wire $165 million dollars directly to LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc. Aleph Strata Central Bank Account Number 23Z-AS2341. Your order will then be shipped. Thank you for continuing your relationship with our fine company. We are currently developing many new technologies to serve you better. Please check back with us to stay current on our latest projects and equipment.

Don Henderson
Order Fulfillment Representative
LaseRemanufacturing Group, Inc.

"Your Right On Target with LRG"

Mr. Henderson,

Again we thank you for your prompt confirmation. The money has been transferred. We look forward to the arrival of the shipment and also look forward to further business in the future.

Sonya Dean
Director
Bureau of Military Procurement
Federation of Glorious Humanity

The Grand Duchy of Fooeestein would like to purchase three of the pistol laser attachments provided we can be assured that they are chew-proof. It is our intention to equip our three elderly but still-eager guard dogs at the Duchy's main palace. We have painted red spots on bones for the last six months as part of the training programme for the dogs who, at 27, are not as strongly visioned as they used to be. The lasers look as if they would fit snugly under the dogs' chins. The question is, can the dot be widened a little, say to a yard or two, to aid our murderous guards in their patriotic tasks?

Marco O'Genesis
Procurator
Grand Duchy of Fooeestein