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Even though we are a space nation, we still have investments on earth, so today a raiding party was sent in to a neighboring terrorist country. Government has no intel on who it was, but says they we producing bio-chemical weapons. The raiding party was ordered to kill all. They order was, "There will be no detetion, repeat, no detention for any perpose, all prisoner and aperhendies are to be put down." We are waiting to hear from the nation whos land the warehouse was on. All troops are currently one "Code-5".

Yasmarean Disapora Headline News:

"A bomb exploded today in a remote corner of Sebecean, injuring a 59-year-old farmer slightly as he was walking. According to sources, a tiny piece of metal scraped his arm, not releasing blood. An Abadanese terrorist group, calling themselves the 'Sebecean Control-Freaks Should F*** Off', or SCFSFO, has claimed responsibility for the random bombing in response to Sebecean's invasion of another country earlier today. The Sultan commented, saying, 'all these small nations should stop screwing eachother with their demented armies', while drinking a heavy water pipe. More news as it comes..."

hmm... I think you need to back off, bucko.

Yes, I should. Oh well, looks like I'm the only one responding.

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Uh oh. I'm doomed, the few bad weapons I do make. To arms men, ready to defend.

Hurm; I've not made bio-chem weapons in centuries... are tens of thousands of nuclear weapons enough to make you try something stupid against me so I can smite you, or will I have to retask part of our bio-medical industry?

We will strike nations that are young with these weapons, and nations that cannot be trusted (I.E.: Terrorists, Rogue Nations)

((Hey! You were new once, too! RP with the poor guy...))

Having long been an ally of S-S, Thunderstraat does not condemn this action, but have sent a message to the S-S dictator:
"There's got to be a better way to tick people off..."

YDHN:

"The Sultan has just anounced, over a few drinks with the Cabinet, that S-S is officially going to be added to the Abadanese Enemies List, making all its leaders possible targets for strikes. Of the 28 nations on this list, none have ever talked to Abadan after pissing them off. The Sultan is considering an amnesty for them. This is Qaba'ah Lashri, in front of the Palace. Back to the studio."

"Good job there, Qaba'ah, on your first big assignment. As all of you watching at home, or in pubs, can see, at least 500 drunken revelers have gathered in support of SCFSFO outside the Palace, making their position known by cursing out the President of the S-S and profanely demanding his '-explicit- resignation.' The sober population of Abadan really dosn't give about the S-S, but is more worried at rising tensions in our region and the referendum. Oh well. The drunks want the S-S out. More news as it comes..."

'YDHN- A fair and balanced look at the world from the perspective of the remnant of the Yasmarean Diaspora. Long live Former President NezerBayev.'

Today General Hein, Admiral Kein, Commandant Steill, and Sky Marshall Deines, official declare that any hostilites persented agianst the Sebecean people, will be responded with quick orbital bombardment of hostile forces. We do not wish to present a threat to any innocent citizen of a other nation, but in the event that a large number of sebecean military officers on earth are harmed or killed, we will not hesitate to systematicly destroy civilan centers in hostile areas. As Abadan has stated that we are on there enemy list and our leaders are to be targeted, we beleive that our leaders will stay on planet Higaria in the government complex. We re-enforce our begining statement, we are only here to quickly remove any threat presented by a smaller nation.

Of the 28 nations on this list, none have ever talked to Abadan after pissing them off.

Sorry to break it to you, but your not all that royal to me.

Today General Hein, Admiral Kein, Commandant Steill, and Sky Marshall Deines, official declare that any hostilites persented agianst the Sebecean people, will be responded with quick orbital bombardment of hostile forces. We do not wish to present a threat to any innocent citizen of a other nation, but in the event that a large number of sebecean military officers on earth are harmed or killed, we will not hesitate to systematicly destroy civilan centers in hostile areas. As Abadan has stated that we are on there enemy list and our leaders are to be targeted, we beleive that our leaders will stay on planet Higaria in the government complex. We re-enforce our begining statement, we are only here to quickly remove any threat presented by a smaller nation.

YDHN:

"The Sultan, three drinks later, is giddy with excitement at being taken seriously again. He has announced plans to annex S-S and rename it Boobyland, to the bemusement of his ministers, before deciding to secede it back to the original owners and demand R1 Billion($5 billion). He has, finally, angrily denounced the world community and withdrawn his demands, before being carried off to bed by his wife. In the meanwhile, Defense Minister Talabani, who also rules the Jomhuri-ye Islam, has announced that the Sultan is mentally incapacitated and all comments made during this time should be disregarded. Thank God for freedom. Also, he has pardoned all on the Enemies List, though telling S-S to remember that we are watching. More news as it comes..."

A protestor outside the Palace: "I don't get why we can't bomb these cocky weirdos and just get on with it! I mean, who builds a nation in space? S-S PRESIDENT MUST RESIGN TO FREE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" A few minutes later, this protestor threw a glass bottle at the Palace Lawn, consequently being mowed down by violent anti-mob police lended by Scythirus many years ago. He was reported in stable condition until the anti-mob police trampled him to death from their horses, just seconds ago. The Imam has decried the violence but also muttered that S-S should '-explicit- itself three times in space'

Today General Hein, Admiral Kein, Commandant Steill, and Sky Marshall Deines, official declare that any hostilites persented agianst the Sebecean people, will be responded with quick orbital bombardment of hostile forces. We do not wish to present a threat to any innocent citizen of a other nation, but in the event that a large number of sebecean military officers on earth are harmed or killed, we will not hesitate to systematicly destroy civilan centers in hostile areas. As Abadan has stated that we are on there enemy list and our leaders are to be targeted, we beleive that our leaders will stay on planet Higaria in the government complex. We re-enforce our begining statement, we are only here to quickly remove any threat presented by a smaller nation.

YDHN:

"The Sultan, three drinks later, is giddy with excitement at being taken seriously again. He has announced plans to annex S-S and rename it Boobyland, to the bemusement of his ministers, before deciding to secede it back to the original owners and demand R1 Billion($5 billion). He has, finally, angrily denounced the world community and withdrawn his demands, before being carried off to bed by his wife. In the meanwhile, Defense Minister Talabani, who also rules the Jomhuri-ye Islam, has announced that the Sultan is mentally incapacitated and all comments made during this time should be disregarded. Thank God for freedom. Also, he has pardoned all on the Enemies List, though telling S-S to remember that we are watching. More news as it comes..."

A protestor outside the Palace: "I don't get why we can't bomb these cocky weirdos and just get on with it! I mean, who builds a nation in space? S-S PRESIDENT MUST RESIGN TO FREE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" A few minutes later, this protestor threw a glass bottle at the Palace Lawn, consequently being mowed down by violent anti-mob police lended by Scythirus many years ago. He was reported in stable condition until the anti-mob police trampled him to death from their horses, just seconds ago. The Imam has decried the violence but also muttered that S-S should '-explicit- itself three times in space'

We are and always be a space nation. The threat of annexation made by your stupid leader, is laughed at by us. Admiral kein was cought saying, "The hell with that plan, because the day they annex nations more than 200 years more advanced than them, like us, will be the day Barnie is God, or Ahalh. Remember, we can wipe you out from ordit, far from the reach of most of your weapons, o and if you think firing a ICBM, i most likely won't do anything, we have AFCOM flak, and fighter escorts on our ships, so don't try Bucko.

Today General Hein, Admiral Kein, Commandant Steill, and Sky Marshall Deines, official declare that any hostilites persented agianst the Sebecean people, will be responded with quick orbital bombardment of hostile forces. We do not wish to present a threat to any innocent citizen of a other nation, but in the event that a large number of sebecean military officers on earth are harmed or killed, we will not hesitate to systematicly destroy civilan centers in hostile areas. As Abadan has stated that we are on there enemy list and our leaders are to be targeted, we beleive that our leaders will stay on planet Higaria in the government complex. We re-enforce our begining statement, we are only here to quickly remove any threat presented by a smaller nation.

YDHN:

"The Sultan, three drinks later, is giddy with excitement at being taken seriously again. He has announced plans to annex S-S and rename it Boobyland, to the bemusement of his ministers, before deciding to secede it back to the original owners and demand R1 Billion($5 billion). He has, finally, angrily denounced the world community and withdrawn his demands, before being carried off to bed by his wife. In the meanwhile, Defense Minister Talabani, who also rules the Jomhuri-ye Islam, has announced that the Sultan is mentally incapacitated and all comments made during this time should be disregarded. Thank God for freedom. Also, he has pardoned all on the Enemies List, though telling S-S to remember that we are watching. More news as it comes..."

A protestor outside the Palace: "I don't get why we can't bomb these cocky weirdos and just get on with it! I mean, who builds a nation in space? S-S PRESIDENT MUST RESIGN TO FREE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" A few minutes later, this protestor threw a glass bottle at the Palace Lawn, consequently being mowed down by violent anti-mob police lended by Scythirus many years ago. He was reported in stable condition until the anti-mob police trampled him to death from their horses, just seconds ago. The Imam has decried the violence but also muttered that S-S should '-explicit- itself three times in space'

We are and always be a space nation. The threat of annexation made by your stupid leader, is laughed at by us. Admiral kein was cought saying, "The hell with that plan, because the day they annex nations more than 200 years more advanced than them, like us, will be the day Barnie is God, or Ahalh. Remember, we can wipe you out from ordit, far from the reach of most of your weapons, o and if you think firing a ICBM, i most likely won't do anything, we have AFCOM flak, and fighter escorts on our ships, so don't try Bucko.

YDHN:

"The Defense Minister has laughed at S-S. "These fools have no idea. We have nearly 900 MILLION PEOPLE, which, proprtionately, translates to 30 million soldiers(using the 4% method and subtracting some for my countries somehwat anti-military moves), which is more than you've got. And I don't think you could beat us with a few missiles. We have small allies double as big as you. You wanna see the Biological weapons that I can prove to have buying some years ago? How about I ship um over on a fighter? 'Drop' them on your capital?

Yes, I bet you are 200 years ahead of us, being a Nov. nation. You have developed sooo much in a month, in the weird time unit called RL. Of course. And we are not in orbit. We live in a planet called Earth. Ya know, it's easier to shoot satellites than entire countries with vast colonies. You really wanna see who wins in this 900 million + 920 million vs. 270 million man frenzy?

I doubt it. So lay off our Sultan, who needs a drink once in a while to deal with ruling 101 nations. But I bet you wouldn't know about stuff like that."

The nation is shocked that he actually cares to write that much, but hey, this is Dar Al-Abadan, anything can happen in the Middle East. The Imam has reportedly told him, 'don't mind these weird space nations. soon they will be neglected pieces of trash in the atmosphere, bombed by some nation that didn't like their cockiness. Don't let it be us. The -blocked for security reasons- should be the target of our nukes."

OOC: you can't have/use nukes or big missiles yet, that usually comes at 500 million in NS.

Today General Hein, Admiral Kein, Commandant Steill, and Sky Marshall Deines, official declare that any hostilites persented agianst the Sebecean people, will be responded with quick orbital bombardment of hostile forces. We do not wish to present a threat to any innocent citizen of a other nation, but in the event that a large number of sebecean military officers on earth are harmed or killed, we will not hesitate to systematicly destroy civilan centers in hostile areas. As Abadan has stated that we are on there enemy list and our leaders are to be targeted, we beleive that our leaders will stay on planet Higaria in the government complex. We re-enforce our begining statement, we are only here to quickly remove any threat presented by a smaller nation.

YDHN:

"The Sultan, three drinks later, is giddy with excitement at being taken seriously again. He has announced plans to annex S-S and rename it Boobyland, to the bemusement of his ministers, before deciding to secede it back to the original owners and demand R1 Billion($5 billion). He has, finally, angrily denounced the world community and withdrawn his demands, before being carried off to bed by his wife. In the meanwhile, Defense Minister Talabani, who also rules the Jomhuri-ye Islam, has announced that the Sultan is mentally incapacitated and all comments made during this time should be disregarded. Thank God for freedom. Also, he has pardoned all on the Enemies List, though telling S-S to remember that we are watching. More news as it comes..."

A protestor outside the Palace: "I don't get why we can't bomb these cocky weirdos and just get on with it! I mean, who builds a nation in space? S-S PRESIDENT MUST RESIGN TO FREE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!" A few minutes later, this protestor threw a glass bottle at the Palace Lawn, consequently being mowed down by violent anti-mob police lended by Scythirus many years ago. He was reported in stable condition until the anti-mob police trampled him to death from their horses, just seconds ago. The Imam has decried the violence but also muttered that S-S should '-explicit- itself three times in space'

We are and always be a space nation. The threat of annexation made by your stupid leader, is laughed at by us. Admiral kein was cought saying, "The hell with that plan, because the day they annex nations more than 200 years more advanced than them, like us, will be the day Barnie is God, or Ahalh. Remember, we can wipe you out from ordit, far from the reach of most of your weapons, o and if you think firing a ICBM, i most likely won't do anything, we have AFCOM flak, and fighter escorts on our ships, so don't try Bucko.

YDHN:

"The Defense Minister has laughed at S-S. "These fools have no idea. We have nearly 900 MILLION PEOPLE, which, proprtionately, translates to 30 million soldiers(using the 4% method and subtracting some for my countries somehwat anti-military moves), which is more than you've got. And I don't think you could beat us with a few missiles. We have small allies double as big as you. You wanna see the Biological weapons that I can prove to have buying some years ago? How about I ship um over on a fighter? 'Drop' them on your capital?

Yes, I bet you are 200 years ahead of us, being a Nov. nation. You have developed sooo much in a month, in the weird time unit called RL. Of course. And we are not in orbit. We live in a planet called Earth. Ya know, it's easier to shoot satellites than entire countries with vast colonies. You really wanna see who wins in this 900 million + 920 million vs. 270 million man frenzy?

I doubt it. So lay off our Sultan, who needs a drink once in a while to deal with ruling 101 nations. But I bet you wouldn't know about stuff like that."

The nation is shocked that he actually cares to write that much, but hey, this is Dar Al-Abadan, anything can happen in the Middle East. The Imam has reportedly told him, 'don't mind these weird space nations. soon they will be neglected pieces of trash in the atmosphere, bombed by some nation that didn't like their cockiness. Don't let it be us. The -blocked for security reasons- should be the target of our nukes."

OOC: you can't have/use nukes or big missiles yet, that usually comes at 500 million in NS.

Im a oct nation, plus my nation is across the galaxy from sol system. So you are the screwed one. And I have allies larger than you too. And don't tell me what i can and cant have, be cause i have deep space tech. I dont use nukes, but fusion and particle bombs

OOC: Im sure. Well I have the Blower Destroyer bomb and it automatically destroys your capital. Boom boom. Chh, this was sorta fun in a pathetic way, but now its just lame. bye.

VICTORY FOR THE SEBECEANS

Oh yes. You beat me good. I'll consider this an idiotic god-mode.

OOC: *sigh* Abadan, people can start off with what ever tech base they want to, tho infastructure and population are usually limited by NS stats unless you're a really good RPer; that's part of the point of a freeform RP enviroment.

But SS, WTF are you thinking, threatening modern-tech nations with space-tech? They're generally accepted to exist in seperate paradimes, unless a crossover is oocly agreed to.

IC:
The Dominion of Kanuckistan hereby issues this ultimadum to the leadership of Setian-Sebeceans; continue this agressive track against terrestrial nations, and you will have a war you can not hope to survive.

Quiet tho we may be on the international scene for the most part, we are amoung the eldest and most powerful nations to arise from terra and walk amoungst the stars. Let us see how your courage holds when you are not threatening children who can not hope to strike back, but are faced with giants and dragons, baying for your blood from your very doorstep.

Here's further proof large population does not mean good RP. Abadan is SPAMMING and should be ignored.

And exactly how many pages did you have to look back to find and bump what was effectivly a dead thread?