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Ooooooohhhhh, n00bs seem especially active tonight...

This is the third thread in the last ten miniutes.

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STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By: Aequatio
Directed at: Acute Dissidents

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[X] Fanatic
[X] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X ] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[X] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[X] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[X] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[X ] Belligerent
[X] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trollery
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[X] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I’d like to say: (check all that apply)
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

OOC: Someone stole my SIRF? :x :x , oh well good its being put to good use :wink:

OOC: Someone stole my SIRF? :x :x , oh well good its being put to good use :wink:

I'm keeping it alive, I've almost never seen it used anymore, so I use it when the time calls for it.

OOC: Someone stole my SIRF? :x :x , oh well good its being put to good use :wink:

it's highly offensive, perhaps as much as the newb post, plus it contains misspellings. hardly something to be proud of.

You forgot to check self-righteous in the "Your post was" catagory, I found his post compleetly self-righteous. and Malevolent as it was about the doom of nations.

OOC: Someone stole my SIRF? :x :x , oh well good its being put to good use :wink:

I'm keeping it alive, I've almost never seen it used anymore, so I use it when the time calls for it.

Satanism isn't always bad :evil:

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM on STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By: Aequatio
Directed at: STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0) By: Aequatio


Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[ ] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[X] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X ] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[X] "Expert"
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[X] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[X] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[X] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[X] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[X] Hypocritical
[X] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[X ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time (you bet!)
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trollery
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[ ] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I’d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ]You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.[/quote]

Alright, since I don't want a flame war and then get banned, I'm not even going to fill out another form for a little bit after this last one.

And besides, that's not how you would fill out the form for what you intended it for.

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By: Aequatio
Directed at: Pacifica in Exile

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[ ] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[X] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[ ] Twit
[ ] Bully
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[ ] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[X] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[X] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[X] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[X] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[X] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[X] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I’d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

:D Yay, I'm gonna get banned. :D

Aequatio, don't feed the flames.