NationStates Jolt Archive

Channel 7 News
With Jack Meoff

"A ship of cuban refugees have just been spotted just off the shore of Floritrou in a raft resembling this one. The following is a diagram of how it appears to be built:"

http://www.oddbooks.co.uk/oddbooks/raft.gif

"Apparently, 2 people can fit on it but we have... 50. This is bad!"

http://www.angelfire.com/mt/cuba/images/cubans.jpg
These people were seen on the boat.

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[This has been another comedy brought to you by Brandon.]

Brandon, I pitty the fool who finds this racial poke actually funny.

Furthermore, on behalf of the nation of Former Kuban I must say this is crude and degrading. We must extend a helping hand our Kuban brethren, especially as they are recovering from a civil conflict.

With Regards and Ritalin,
-King Sileetris XIII

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Aide: Sir, i think hes talking about a different Cuba.....
KSXIII: Silence or you clean the royal parrot cages for another month.....
Aide: Right, I never said anything.*walks away, then begins running*

O.o;..

Trou,you have a twisted sense of humor.