NationStates Jolt Archive

Upper Bigtopian News (Channel 14)

A man behind a desk speaks. "The United Bigtopian Freedom Fighters are confirmed to have returned to their ways when they attacked the Nanakaland colonial fort, Fort Bigtopia. The fort was on the northern most tip of the Bigtopian River that runs through Upper and Lower Bigtopia and some other Bigtopian nations.

"When asked by this news station, the UBFF leader said that even though Nanakaland claims freedom will come, they wish to hold on to the Bigtopian region as a colonial outpost due to its rich resources. Nanakaland has condemed the acts and is expected to retaliate soon by destroying what they call a terrorist headquarters.

"Up until now, the UBFF was alowed to live in the Bigtopian region because of the surrender conditions. If the tensions escalate, the UBFF may resort to exreme mesures and declare independance for both Upper and Lower Bigtopia. This is bad because Nanakaland promises to bring stability to the wartorn nations of Upper and Lower Bigtopia when they elect colonial governers. They also say that they will soon release the nations anyways.

"Of the colonial governers, the former king of Lower Bigtopia, Gregory IV, is in the lead followed by Bob Smith, a random guy off the street..."

We condem the terrorist acts of the UBFF. As a result to these attacks, we will send an extra 750,000 soldiers to the nations of Upper and Lower Bigtopia. We warn those of the region that the UBFF is a terrorist organization. More occupation forces are requested.

Remember, as soon as the country is stable under a leader, we will release it. The elections are in another thread and the elections will end in two real-life days.

Upper Bigtopian News (Channel 14)

The man behind the desk is handed another pile of papers by someone. "This just in," the reporter said. "Nanakaland is responding to the terror attacks of the UBFF by sending 750,000 more soldiers into Upper and Lower Bigtopia. This could be bad because the UBFF would use this as an excuse to have more attacks...."

Declaration of Independence (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97610) done by the UBFF. Remember, much of Upper and Lower Bigtopia don't agree with this new declaration.