27-11-2003, 00:46
The Federation of Very Annoying Peoples is currently discussing the reopening of our gates to new immigrants, as shipped from other nations to effectively remove up to one-third of their population, in hopes of preventing overpopulation. This issue is being brought about due to a request from a nearby region to ship 1 million people to Renous Prime, mainly of stupid and/or annoying persons.
"This is, indeed, how The Federation of Very Annoying Peoples was founded", Chairperson Martia Gray Of the Soda Sales Industry points out, "We cannot deny these people their right to get rid of a large portion of their nation; plus, think about how good it would be for our industries!"
"This may, indeed, be how we came about, but that was because this entire planet was uninhabited except by a few underdeveloped life-forms, like the sloth, and the telephone solicitor," counters Kenny Smith, of the Immigrant and Imports committee, "This would increase our unemployment rate, and ulitmately cause overpopulation of our planet! Not to mention, but they would put too much demand on our economy, until it ultimately crumbles!"
"True, they would put too much demand on our current economy, but you have to take into account the many corporations and laborers that will be shipped here, to counterbalance the demand. Not to mention, but this will bring us many allies!" Replies Gray.
"But with allies come spies! Think of this from a standpoint of rivaling nations; They could send us hundreds of spies, mixed in with regular population, right under our noses! Besides, we don't have nearly enough technology to maintain such a huge influx of immigrants." Responds Ex-General Robert E. Eel.
This issue is currently being discussed in the Nation's capital, with at least 1
spokesperson from major industries and nearby government bodies.
[EDIT]: Reformatted to make it easier to read :)
"This is, indeed, how The Federation of Very Annoying Peoples was founded", Chairperson Martia Gray Of the Soda Sales Industry points out, "We cannot deny these people their right to get rid of a large portion of their nation; plus, think about how good it would be for our industries!"
"This may, indeed, be how we came about, but that was because this entire planet was uninhabited except by a few underdeveloped life-forms, like the sloth, and the telephone solicitor," counters Kenny Smith, of the Immigrant and Imports committee, "This would increase our unemployment rate, and ulitmately cause overpopulation of our planet! Not to mention, but they would put too much demand on our economy, until it ultimately crumbles!"
"True, they would put too much demand on our current economy, but you have to take into account the many corporations and laborers that will be shipped here, to counterbalance the demand. Not to mention, but this will bring us many allies!" Replies Gray.
"But with allies come spies! Think of this from a standpoint of rivaling nations; They could send us hundreds of spies, mixed in with regular population, right under our noses! Besides, we don't have nearly enough technology to maintain such a huge influx of immigrants." Responds Ex-General Robert E. Eel.
This issue is currently being discussed in the Nation's capital, with at least 1
spokesperson from major industries and nearby government bodies.
[EDIT]: Reformatted to make it easier to read :)