HPSauce's research into Saucology, the science of infusing living tissue with sauce, has progressed at an astounding rate in the last few months HPSaucian scientist have declared. They have even now developed a gene therapy treatment which can potentially be used on fully grown people or animals, the delivery method of such therapy being as simple as a small tablet and several weeks of painful radiation therapy. Although tests have currently only been performed on monkeys:
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Scientists and members of the Sauce First Party are hopeful for positive results in humans.
and what exactly would infusing living tissue with sauce do?
Yesterday at 5.30 PM, Walter Catsup, leader of the secret Saucological research team at Capitol City Research Centre, announced the nature of his research to the public for the first time.
It appears that the researchers have been looking for a way to transfer sauce molecules into genetic code, and one week ago they succeeded.
"The possibilities are endless" said one researcher, " by manipulation of pig genes we've already invented ready-marinaded pork, just think what we could do with more advanced life, even humans!"
In response groups of anti-Saucology protestors have been gathering around the capital. One protestor was quoted as saying "I love sauce, I love genetic restructuring, but when the two mix, its never a good thing". The government response to these protests is to throw sauce robots at them until they go away. The sauce robots have no comment at this time.
HPSauce is now beginning trials of Sauce-Enhanced humans, it is thought that using their abilities and black leather trenchcoats they will be able to fight terrorists.