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the nation of Prespolis would like to open its doors to the world and sell pieces of much needed hardware. We have everything you didn't know you needed.

IGNORE CANNON

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Tired of small nations pushing you around? Need to tackle those GODMODers? We have just the thing for you, the infamous Ignore Cannon!

SPECs:

Length: Custom, to fit all your ignoring needs!

Durability: Recharges within 5 minutes of firing, but its one of those things you hope to never use.

Firepower: Blows away anything from a November 25th nation, all the way back to June '03. Best used as an anti-GODMOD defense, it blows those Invisible Tanks, 1 Billion ICBMs, and Immortal soldiers right out of the water/air/land/space/whatever

Best Thing: Most nations will only need one or 2, but for nations which large space fleets, why not have an Ignore Cannon on every ship! Comes in handy when suddenly faced with time defying fleets, and omnipotent enemy lasers.

Cost: 1 Million USD

well.... I didn't know they sold those..

I would like to buy 20 IGNORE CANNONs costing 20 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery

I'll buy 1

*orders confirmed*

As a representative of Danesmoore i would like to purchase 3000 IGNORE CANNONs costing 3000 Million$ money wired on confirmation of delivery

As Arbestrain i would like to purchase 2000 IGNORE CANNON costing 2000 million credits money will be wired on delivery

As gernotsomany i wish to buy 2000 IGNORE CANNONs costing 2,000,000,000 usd money will be wired on confermation of delivery.

I would like to buy 15 ignore cannons. The $15 million will be wired upon confirmation.

I will take 8
please
money wired

200 IGNORE CANNONs please
money will be wired on comfermation

It is so unbelievably sad that nations lacking the intelligence and creativity to respond to difficult posts most resort to using these horrible weapons :roll:

Captain-General Seifer Marik ~ 1st Free World Guards


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It is so unbelievably sad that nations lacking the intelligence and creativity to respond to difficult posts most resort to using these horrible weapons :roll:

Captain-General Seifer Marik ~ 1st Free World Guards


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this post is folish the ignoro cannon is made up to make ignoring pepole more fun you can't sell it

I would like to buy 100 IGNORE CANNONs costing 100 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery

I would like to buy 100 IGNORE CANNONs costing 100 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery

I would like to buy 100 IGNORE CANNONs costing 100 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery

I would like to buy 100 IGNORE CANNONs costing 100 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery

I manufacter my own ignore cannons.

Is it just me, or are people buying GODMOD'd amount of ignore cannon? Ah, the irony!

By the way, its Perspolis, not Prespolis...

*All orders confirmed*

what on eart this is junk if you are going to GODDMOD at least look at the nations you are seling to.

I would like to buy 20 IGNORE CANNONs costing 20 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery
OOC: does anyone find his age ironic :roll:

I would like to buy 100 IGNORE CANNONs costing 100 million$

money will be wired on conformation of delivery
OOC:and this

As gernotsomany i wish to buy 2000 IGNORE CANNONs costing 2,000,000,000 usd money will be wired on confermation of delivery.

you missed this one hes 8 days old

As a representative of Danesmoore i would like to purchase 3000 IGNORE CANNONs costing 3000 Million$ money wired on confirmation of delivery

howbout this one as well

OOC:it's just horrible :roll:

As Arbestrain i would like to purchase 2000 IGNORE CANNON costing 2000 million credits money will be wired on delivery

him 26/11/03

I have to say there are some pretty young nations buying unbelievably high quantities. To have 3 billion dollars on your second day is outrageous. I'm a young country myself so I'll take 3.

I have to say there are some pretty young nations buying unbelievably high quantities. To have 3 billion dollars on your second day is outrageous. I'm a young country myself so I'll take 3.you don't need more than 1, really. just some friendly advice

you dont need any fools

Persopolis and all the n00bs here have been officialy
IGNORED by Arribastan
http://mirror.surprise.com/images/ideas_amazon/12425_01.jpg meet our ignore spatula

Why are you ignoring them? For posting on a non-serious thread?

You and Aracas have no sense o humour at all. Both of you wil ljump down a n00bs throat, but won't try to help them.

And FYI, i happen to actually think Prespolis is a newbie, not a n00b.

OOC:
Furthermore, what is with the international community and Prespolis. Three times he's been attacked by a continuous onslaught of hate, wars and conspiracies, OOC or otherwise. It's like he's a magnet for hate or something.

Prespolis,

I offer you an alliance. The next time you come under attack, tell me. I'll get involved.



Aracas,

Back down. Leave him alone.



Zvarinograd,

Well said.

P Please make a rule like only people with 100 mil
can buy these weapons
you have to many godmoders 8)

As a representative of The Jumping Fox. I would like to buy 1000 IGNORE CANNONs costing 1,000,000,000 USD. The money will be wired to confirmation of delivery.

Prespolis,

I offer you an alliance. The next time you come under attack, tell me. I'll get involved.



Aracas,

Back down. Leave him alone.



Zvarinograd,

Well said.
OOC: godmodded amounts of ignore cannons that they will use on bigger nations. :roll: please.

OOC:
Ironic, yes. However, every player has the right to decide who he/she wants to ignore. Ignore cannons are a concept used to represent ignoring. It is not a concrete substance, therefore laws of physics and reality do not apply. In turn, it is not actually godmodding, though the numbers seem ridiculously high. Is that enough to prove you wrong?

intresting that there is no indication of this being a non serious thread i need indication that no mony is being transfered before i stop

Suppose the nation quickly destroys these cannons :P what then?

I'll take one

1 million wired.


Arribastan and Aracas - Please be quiet and learn to live a little...

This is too funny. I'll take three.


*3 million USD wired*

Never know when some n00b or even an older nation will godmode.

All orders of our specially made ignore cannons have been confirmed. Thank you for shopping with us :wink:

Yo Yo Yo
I will have 4 more I am highly please with this new pruduct forget those expensive nukes lasers are cleaner and deadlier :D

I would like to buy 50 Ignore Cannons.
$50 million has been wired.

Thank you.

Orders for Ignore Cannons are all recieved and confirmed. *enjoy*