NationStates Jolt Archive

Visit the Farmland

26-11-2003, 06:58
Dear all respected nations,

Our farmland region is desperately in need of tourists. For one week only we offer a sales-tax holiday to all visitors to our region. It is one of the most beautiful nation regions and your visits (and postcards) would be greatly appreciated.

Also, my nation has plenty of prisoners that we would like to donate to scientific experiments and for paint ball tournaments. Please notify me how many you would like and where you would like them sent. We will guarantee that only the worse offenders be sent as we try to rehabilitate our other prisoners.

Let me know how our small nation might be able to serve you.

In peace,

Newly Appointed Ambassador of Funus
26-11-2003, 06:59
Can i have them all i need to test my new chemical weapons
26-11-2003, 07:15
I will send you 5,000 initially and after you have slaughtered them I will send you more. If needed I could pass legislation that would increase the prison population if this turns out to be positive venture.

Can you please throw at least two prisoners from the cliff and drop several more on their head.