25-11-2003, 17:08
As member of the Free Land of Green Hippies, i am happy to announce that we have invented a new form of clothing which together with other clothes can be used to walk throught the streets anonymously.
It has been decided, based on consensus, we share the formula under the public domain allowing anyone to use or improve it.
The invention includes various options, including
* the hooded sweater which guarantees your face is anonymous, making camera's on the streets virtually useless.
* a unique ''stealth'' feature which allows undetected movement.
* ''radiator'' functionality for outside. This even functions in extremely cold territories!
Following is the formula
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <stdarg.h>
#include <sweater.h>
#include <hood.h>
#define SWEATER boolean
#define SWEATER_SIZE int
#define SWEATER_QUALITY int
#define SWEATER_COLOR strnlen
#define HOOD boolean
#define HOOD_SIZE
#define HOOD_QUALITY int
#define HOOD_COLOR strnlen
#define HOOD_REMOVABLE boolean
#define SWEATER_HOOD_TEXTILE strnlen
#define SWEATER_HOOD_STEALTH boolean
#define SWEATER_HOOD_RADIATOR boolean
It should be noted the ''stealth'' feature is not yet useful since no other clothes with this functionality have been developed as of yet. We are currently looking into possibilities wether such functionality is costworthy or not.
Although we hope to receive information regarding anonimity back, you are allowed to do anything you want with our invention.
Best regards,
a peasant from the city of Mir.
It has been decided, based on consensus, we share the formula under the public domain allowing anyone to use or improve it.
The invention includes various options, including
* the hooded sweater which guarantees your face is anonymous, making camera's on the streets virtually useless.
* a unique ''stealth'' feature which allows undetected movement.
* ''radiator'' functionality for outside. This even functions in extremely cold territories!
Following is the formula
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <stdarg.h>
#include <sweater.h>
#include <hood.h>
#define SWEATER boolean
#define SWEATER_SIZE int
#define SWEATER_QUALITY int
#define SWEATER_COLOR strnlen
#define HOOD boolean
#define HOOD_SIZE
#define HOOD_QUALITY int
#define HOOD_COLOR strnlen
#define HOOD_REMOVABLE boolean
#define SWEATER_HOOD_TEXTILE strnlen
#define SWEATER_HOOD_STEALTH boolean
#define SWEATER_HOOD_RADIATOR boolean
It should be noted the ''stealth'' feature is not yet useful since no other clothes with this functionality have been developed as of yet. We are currently looking into possibilities wether such functionality is costworthy or not.
Although we hope to receive information regarding anonimity back, you are allowed to do anything you want with our invention.
Best regards,
a peasant from the city of Mir.