NationStates Jolt Archive


Wanted: Investment in Vital Defense Project

25-11-2003, 16:54
Codename: Easy Boom

Project Name: Giant Frikkin' Space-based Laser Beam

Project Description: A huge space-based offensive weapon, which will most likely serve no practical military purpose whatsoever. Its construction will benefit national pride, dole out trillions in juicy contracts, and just look damn cool.

Foreign Investment Percentage Allowed: 99.7%
(we reserve the right to maintain one hull plating under our sovereignty so as to ensure the presence of our national flag on the project)

Possible Resulting New Civilian Technologies: Sentient Microwaves

Foreign Investor Benefits: Build the kind of thing your military has always wanted, but your pesky democratic population refuses to fund.

Why Not Just Build It Yourself?: Let's just say not every country has an army of slave labour waiting in space barges to beginning construction. We do.

Please address all requests to:

The Office of Space Exploration and Snow Management
National Defense Council
USSFDIO
25-11-2003, 16:58
LOL, we will contribute two billion dollars to this project. We require that any sentient microwaves produced will be shipped to us so that they may toil in our Brita Water filter mines.


El Presidente :shock:
Batsh*t Loony