24-11-2003, 19:32
OOC: Eek! I've never posted in International Incidents before, but after poking around for advice, this is the best place to make trade. If there are any here who only read Int. Inc. posts, then I'll let you know that I am a fantasy nation (and a hopeless one at that), and if you've got problems with those, I'd rather enjoy you'd press the 'Back' button instead of posting a flame how I'm a 'st00pid LotR n00b'.
IC: After a long string of experiments (and equal amount of setbacks), success! The first batch of Goblin Rights kamikaze squigs are on sale! Though most goblins have an icy point of view to other species, warlord Snottynoze has decided that the key to surviving among other nations is to begin selling, and with modern war times (there's always one somewhere), arms manufacture is a good source of income.
A kamikaze squig is basically a berzerk fleshy creature with a row of razor-sharp teeth, that has a stick of dynamite strapped around the body. These are on sale from TGRM now*. Prices are $200.00 per squig.
There is one setback, however. Due to TGRM's isolated position, and lack of fast forms of transportation, the delivery of the squigs can take a long while (say, 3 hours real time). IF anyone would like to negotiate in helping transportation, by all means welcome. Despite these setbacks, TGRM wishes to become more open with other nations through this sale.
-The Foreign Minister
*: Matches not included.
IC: After a long string of experiments (and equal amount of setbacks), success! The first batch of Goblin Rights kamikaze squigs are on sale! Though most goblins have an icy point of view to other species, warlord Snottynoze has decided that the key to surviving among other nations is to begin selling, and with modern war times (there's always one somewhere), arms manufacture is a good source of income.
A kamikaze squig is basically a berzerk fleshy creature with a row of razor-sharp teeth, that has a stick of dynamite strapped around the body. These are on sale from TGRM now*. Prices are $200.00 per squig.
There is one setback, however. Due to TGRM's isolated position, and lack of fast forms of transportation, the delivery of the squigs can take a long while (say, 3 hours real time). IF anyone would like to negotiate in helping transportation, by all means welcome. Despite these setbacks, TGRM wishes to become more open with other nations through this sale.
-The Foreign Minister
*: Matches not included.