NationStates Jolt Archive


Protectorate of Planetian Empire declares war on EVERYONE

The Planetian Empire
24-11-2003, 17:44
[Well, everyone in Nova Oceania, rather. We guess this is the War of Nova Hibernian Succession, Part II.]

We find it necessary to take military measures in order to restore the political power in Nova Oceania to its rightful proprietor -- the office of our Prime Minister. The Illegal, Illegitimate delegateship of communist Nova Hibernia will lead to nothing but opression and economic distress for our region. In order to restore law and order to the landscape of Regional and Inter-Regional politics as they involve Nova Oceania, certain actions have been taken by the local Protectorate of the Planetian Empire.

The three drednoughts of our Ocean Armada, along with supporting fleets, have moved to blockade the three major seaports of Nova Hibernia. Aircraft carriers and submarines have been deployed within our own waters in order to discourage enemy attacks. Any ships of the Nova Hibernian government, active within our waters, are to be siezed.

Our orbital Rocket Frigates have begun a bombardement of Fontonian long-range missile installations using high-yield conventional explosive warheads. Further, the deployment of our aircraft carriers and submarines has been heaviest along the Nova Hibernian and Fontonian borders with our own waters.

Until political power is restored to us, the rightfully elected, legitimate Delegate of Nova Oceania, our forces will not be recalled.
Five Civilized Nations
24-11-2003, 18:05
5CN space fleet wipes The Planetian Empire off the map... Good bye...
Kazakhstania
24-11-2003, 18:08
This is kinda the wrong title. Sounds n00bish.
The Planetian Empire
25-11-2003, 00:38
Dear Kazakhstania,

Well, perhaps it is a bit n00bish... but our government reserves the right to use noobish titles for public announcements when it suits our purposes. In any case, our nation has existed for long enough not to act n00bish regardless of what title we may choose.

In other news, a 5CN space fleet was wiped out by the Planetian Empire's giant unstoppable intergalactic death ray of death which is absolutely destructive, cheap and quick to build, and powered by environmentally-friendly solar cells. The development has caused some observers to ask, "what are the Five Civilized Nations, why do they matter, and why the heck would they ever want to get involved in a war in Nova Oceania?"

Office of the Prime Minister