NationStates Jolt Archive


United Communal Farmers Bloc

Hutu
22-11-2003, 06:36
A TV Broadcast is picked up hazily around the world, on the broadcast a tall Arabic looking man with a suit on an a trimmed beard stands behind a mohogany podium with the Hutu National Seal on it. The man shuffles through some papers obviously in a hurry, then he looks into the camera clearing his throat.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Proletarits alike, I come to you tonite from the House of Commons of the Hutu Parliment. For those that do not know me, I am Mohammad Al-Ishmiel, leader of the Hutu People. I have bought this air time with the profits of our farming, to bring to you a message. We farming nations, of few people, and little or no true army. We have been oppresed for too long, now granted there are nations larger that help us out and do not leech our economy to death. Yet there are still many that do."

Mohammad places the papers on his podium and stands tall for the final leg of his speech.

"What I ask is you countries, Socialist, Capitalist, Communist, Secular, and Christian alike, WE MUST UNITE! We are our only saviours if we are to succed. Join me and flourish, Oppose me and be crushed by the "Fair and Just" United Nations."

Picking back up his papers he walks down from the podium and a black screen with the words United Communal Farmers Bloc appears with information on how to join and who to contact, then the screen goes blank.

OOC:This is not a decleration of war or an act of cutting off supplies to large nations, just a union of smaller ones.
To join just reply to this, anyone can join, anyone whos main source of income is farming and mining that is
Cav
22-11-2003, 07:16
We will fund your bloc if you wish.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 07:29
Thank you Sir, your help shall be noted, it is a fine day for the prolitariets when one man can goes below his status to aid one lower, we at the UCFB thank you.

Prolitariets of the World Unite!

Mohammad Al-Ishmiel
Supreme Commander of The Armed Republic of Hutu
Organizer of The United Communal Farmers Bloc
Cav
22-11-2003, 07:39
It is no problem. We have a large treasury account set up for our own purchases and to withdraw money in order to aid smaller nations in the world.

Alex Hamilton
Minister of the Treasury
Hutu
22-11-2003, 07:56
I don't want to seem intrusive, but when can we expect a first aid payment and of what sum would it be? Forgive me if i'm being to forward about this.

Abdul Al-Ishmiel
Hutu Secretary of Relations
Cav
22-11-2003, 08:10
Hamilton looked over the latest transmission from Al-Ishmiel. He couldn't help but chuckle a little.

He drafted a reply:

We can transfer the funds by the end of the week.
How much do you think you're going to need?
Hutu
22-11-2003, 08:16
The Al-Ishmiel Convent-Brotherhood that united to run the nation ponder over this calculating up the cost for a better advertising capaign since there current was a bit weak and the costs of providing land for poor farmers.

From:Al-Ishmiel of Hutu
To:Holy Empire of Cav

Judging by our current figures we will need close to 50 Million for another full scale world-wide broadcast and an additional 200 Million to execute the promise we intent to make with our next broadcast, all other small scale things such as flyers we can take care of ourselfs, thank your and g'day.

Al-Ishmiel
Cav
22-11-2003, 08:26
Al-Ishmiel,

Two hundred and fifty million is fine. You can expect the money to be wired to your account by tomorrow evening.

We are still willing to fund more projects as needed. We wish to see the United Farmers Communal Bloc prosper.

Our nation is a combination of Socialism and Catholicism, and therefore we like your ideas of a united group of coutries working for the greater good.

If you need more money, please let us know.

Sincerely,
Alex Hamilton
Minister of the Treasury
The Holy Empire of Cav

After transmitting the message, Hamilton sat down with a satisfied look on his face. It was always good to give aid to a good cause. And I don't have to do much adjusting to the account, he thought.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 08:32
Mohammad sits back in his office montering things and while waiting for the Cav funds to transfer he dips into his fund bag and prints up 100 Million flyers all bright red and reading "Support the Underdog, Protect the Agricultural Business! Join the Union of Communal Farmers Bloc today!" And the moment the flyers are printed they are shipped to all countries in Europe moving the UCFB to a broader scale setting them up for the next big move.
Hattia
22-11-2003, 08:57
Hattia would also like to help. We can donate $150 million right now and more later. After the various conflicts we are in resolve themselves. We, support your organization for basically the same reaon Cav does.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 09:00
You are also thanked, we accept your generous donation and this now brings our total for the next campaign up to 400 million, and a grande move it shall be for the UCFB.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 09:53
Just another friendly BUMP :)
Hattia
22-11-2003, 17:55
Glad to help. :)
Hutu
22-11-2003, 19:57
After making sure all of his flyers we distributed out amongst the farmers and factory workers of the world Mohammad pre-pares for another televised speech sitting up straight behind his desk in his best navy blue suit as the camera crew readies the archaic equipment barly suited for the transmission world wide. After a few moments and formulating his speech in his head he sees his cue a red light flickers on ontop of the camera and he stares blankly into the lens for a moment and then begins.

"Hello again Comrades, for those that didn't join us last time we are The United Communal Farmers Bloc. Our mission you may ask? Our mission is to make sure that farmers across the land are treated fairly and are not just serfs to the land. Now another thing you may ask is what is a dictaitor like Mohammad Al-Ishmiel doing caring about his people? Well we all need to drop the stero-types about governments if we are to survive, sure I do crush everything against me with an Iron fist, but I have yet to invade another country to forcefully change its ways, or I have never wrongfully killed any of my peoples, there is always a reason."

He leans back a bit laughing trying to lighten the mood a bit if anyone may have been frightened by that then he continues on.

"So, with everyone up to par, onto the true reason for tonites broadcast. What I am offering now is that as a member of the UN if all farming nations would now endorse me and we unite under one banner we can get the resolutions passed to improve working conditions, get better rights to selling products, and even possibly end up with more money. First off though you must join us, any farmer against anyother farmer in a pricing or growing war is just absurd. I see a day when all farming nations have equal prices on their goods, have equal quality of goods, they all have the same acreage of land, and they are all rich nations. IN that day the Farming nations run the world protected from the large Armada nations which they supply with food. Lets make that true."

Mohammad pauses going into his desk and pulling out a thick white envelop and drops it on the desk.

"This here my friends is our money pot for the UCFB, for every farmer that unites with us I shall pay them 150 Million, but of course we farmers are not rich, so now we call upon the help of larger nations to aide up with cash and tools. You large production nations that join us now, you shall be the large nations that are rewarded greatly in the neer future. So now comrades I leave you on this note, The World shall sot Unite till every Farmer sees his own profits!"

The camer flickers out the last image on the screen befor it fades off is the Hutu flag which has become the offical banner of the UCFB.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 20:41
The latest UCFB poster is now plastered on walls across the world just about everywhere

http://media.ucsc.edu/classes/thompson/history30c/graphics/poster.jpg

It has the various poses of Benito Mussonlini the WWII fascist leader of Italy and then reads, "If you do not want to see this man or anyone like him, support the individuals rights and the rights of the farmer. Join the United Communal Farmers Bloc today!"
Hutu
22-11-2003, 22:02
Good news Comrades, I have set the first of our resolutions into motion, hopfully it shall make it past the first stage and go befor the world everyone get your UN Delegates to support the Farmers Rights 1A resolution.
Cav
22-11-2003, 22:29
We would like to see more nations involved in this UCFB. However, we will also grant you another donation of $250 million.
Hutu
22-11-2003, 23:10
We again thank the nation of cav for its generosity, and it is true we need more nations in the UCFB, but now it is time to campaign the UN on our resolution