Heur-ur Declares himself god of all
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Heur-ur declares himself god to all tau'ri and jaffa. Any nation who does not comply will be invaded.
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It's spelt Heru-ur.
It is spelled Heur-ur
you aren't God. Invade me.
I invade you throught the chapp'i and use my great Ha'tak fleet to kill you.
Bring it on, Bitch!
Tau'ri Kree!
I will kill all of you! *eyes glow*
I officialy declare you a it.
bring it on, bring it on
I really really want you to try.
We proclaim that the foolish acts by the leader of Heur-ur proclaiming himself as "God of All" is uneducated, yet funny.
We do not recongize Heur-ur as a "God" of us, nor do we recongize any "gods" within our government.
--Ministry of Religious and Minority Affairs
Setian-Sebeceans
22-11-2003, 05:30
Heur-ur, I'm not gonna fight you, but lay down and laugh.
/me sends SG-1 through the Stargate and they kill Heur-er
(in less than 1 hour incuding commericals!)
Galdania
22-11-2003, 05:38
There is no God.
http://www.rocket-fuel.com/news/images/bad_religion.gif
We laugh at your empty threats.
Mr. Teal'c says: I pity the fool that thinks hes a god!
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The Trojan Empire
22-11-2003, 05:50
You're right; there isn't one god as the pathetic montheists say, there are many gods including the Olympians, the greatest gods.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Mathmatically prove to me you're god
I'm pretty sure I spelled Mathmatically wrong.
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:laughs hysterically: ... I'm ... new here, and God this is hilarious! :pauses: ... Please don't try and hurt me ... I just got here, and it'd be a shame to lose my country to a God the same day I get it ...
Mathmatically prove to me you're god
I'm pretty sure I spelled Mathmatically wrong.
Mathematically. And math has almost nothing to do with proving somebody is a God...
In any case, my country has vowed to keep Church and State separated from each other, and the majority of my peoples have no religious belief.
However, we can offer free psychiatric treatment to this person who is obviously deluded...
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A small gathering at a local church in Itranto:
Yayap Secretary of Religion: OH GRACIOUS AND MIGHTY GOD! WE ASK FOR YOU TO GIVE US A SIGN! LET US KNOW IF HE IS TRUELY YOU!
suddenly the clouds above darken and move around spelling out the words: Like hell he is!
Yayap: Okay. That's enough for me to realize this guys a lunatic.
Heh... God of all eh? Lets lookie here. I got about 13 fighterwings that say you arn't, and around 3 carrier groups that say that your ass is molten metal if I really get annoyed.
Sides, everyone knows that your just some parasite that claims he's a god because he's got "t3h p0w3r!!!1"
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The Militarist Nation of Langham worships no god and is not affected by your leader.
*Somewhere on NS Earth*
A man in military uniform walked up to General James Oberonov, head of the new NS Stargate base, "Intelligence confirms, sir, the Goa'uld are attacking earth again, Heur-ur is sending a fleet."
General Oberonov, "Good God! so soon! we don't have the defenses ready for another attack, we have to get some help.”
*opens the NS Stargate and sends a team to Tollana*
* 30 Min. later. *
* Colonel James Taenor and his team come back through the Stargate. *
Gen. Oberonov walks up to the team “the normal response?” he asks.
“Afraid so, sir, but they said that they might condemn Heur-ur's action.” Col. Taenor remarked with a slight smirk “I do have some good news general, according to Tollan Intel, his forces seem small for Goa'uld invasion fleet and he may be able to be beaten by a coalition of earth nations.”
This news seemed to lighten Oberonov's spirits a little, “I hope to God, you are right son, but we'll still prepare for the worst, contact the VIPs and send an advance team to the beta site.” then he turned and grimly stared at the deep space radar telemetry showing the approaching Goa'uld fleet...
OOC: this is just in case we (nations responding to this post) actually RP something, which I doubt, given Heur-ur's response to Sniper Country: "I invade you throught the chapp'i and use my great Ha'tak fleet to kill you."
YA let me guess his fleet is a million paper airplanes
I USE 123456789123456789 16N0R3 N00KZ 0N J00!!! J00 41N'7 MY 60D!!
PAPER PLANES! Good god (not you heur-ur) that's too advanced for him! Make it a 2inch long rock club and that should match his race.
Tadjikistan
23-11-2003, 00:12
Heru'ur was actually no more than a High priest in the Temple of Amon-Ra
Anyway, Anubis and Sokar 0\/\/N j00
here's one nation hu's gonna take u out unless u back down on the threats
Nice slang. You know it's pretty bad when you can actually understand what he is saying.
Setian-Sebeceans
25-11-2003, 05:32
Heur-ur three words for you: Yeah Yeah, Whatever!
Heur-ur we stongly suggest for you own saftey that stay outside our borders or we will retaliate with the utmost force possible.
we do not take kindly to threats and we will defend our teritory if invaded by any nation.
reagrds from the sovreign nation of romtar.
Sigma Octavus
25-11-2003, 07:08
You want to invade? Bring it.
Just wait until I bring up the CDF and my military goes to 45% of my population.
Perhaps someone should declare the NationStates Editor/Moderator as God of all, therefore there is no dispute - plus he/she/whatever has the undisputed power.....
Perhaps someone should declare the NationStates Editor/Moderator as God of all, therefore there is no dispute - plus he/she/whatever has the undisputed power.....
They have, Max[x(x)] Berry is God of all!!!
Bow down everyone, and Read his holy tomes: Syrup and Jennifer Government!
Obey his word and the words of his holy enforcers on NationStates the Mods!
:D
Clicky: The Church of [violet] of Modern/Future-Day NSers (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=92929)
Setian-Sebeceans
27-11-2003, 21:38
hey heur-ur, you got copitition with Apophis your God
all the best insults are taken so I'll just state the facts a november nation threaterning everyone form septmber 03 nations massive in comparison to october 02 nations which make me look like an ant I'm up for a fight i take hu-sumthing's side
that could be somowhat interesting but how bout no