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Wild Omelette Market
Now East Romit is selling its national animal... the Wild Omelette!

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These adorable, cute little animals love to cuddle with you. Their eggy exteriors cover a true heart of gold (and sometimes cheese!).

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Only 67 omitts per Wild Omelette (roughly $45 USD)!

Order now!

If you order in the next 10 minutes, get a Sausage Wild Omelette free!

Remember to specify type of Wild Omelette! (sausage, green pepper, cheese, bacon... any mix!)

Price does not include 10 omitt shipping fees. Please do not eat the Wild Omelettes.

Those 10 minutes have been extended for 10 more minutes... now you also get a FREE cheese and green pepper Wild Omelette!

Not including 10 omitt s+h

...Please do not eat the Wild Omelettes.

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