NationStates Jolt Archive


3 NATIONAL ANIMALS FOR SALE! VERY CANNIBALISTIC BUY NOW!

21-11-2003, 23:42
YES! we are selling Max inc.'s national animal, the praetorian,Our national animal, the tatarian spawn, and the rogue nation of distressed manatees national animal: the rabies ridden distressed manatee!

you can order them in any mix at 10 billion for 30,000

note: these animals are extremely rabid, so you have to bring animal control. your national leader must also sign a disclaimer in case someone is killed and eaten by these monsters. they are shot full of tranqualizerbut sometimes it doesnt work so look out.