NationStates Jolt Archive


Ost Perversia Closes Brothels

21-11-2003, 17:01
In response to continued public outcry, The Free People of Ost Perversia have closed the only two licensed brothels within its borders, "The White House" and "Congress". While Ost Perversia is outstandingly liberal on the issues of sex and nudity, we have always felt that some things should not be sold.
Accordingly, we have arrested the following Brothel Staff:

Prostident Brush
Vice Prostident "Dick" Chainy
Secretary of Satan Callin Prowl
Minister of the S.S. (State Security) J. Bashcraft
The Minority Whip
The Majority Whip

These individuals and their wives and children are under indictment in Ost Perversia for the crimes of:

A. Selling their Bodies and Souls to Oil and Business interests.
B. Waging Agressive Wars for Oil and Business Interests
and
C. Multiple Counts of moral prostitution.

More on the investigation later.

Cheers,
Klaus Kinky, Minister of Justice
Five Civilized Nations
21-11-2003, 17:41
okay....
21-11-2003, 18:15
To the Leader of Ost Perversia:
Congratulations on your courageous, but probably unpopular, stand in closing your 2 most infamous brothels!
The nations of the world should unite in applauding this long overdue action!
We will follow, with rapt attention, the developments of the investigation being conducted by your Minister of Justice, The Honourable Klaus Kinky!
Hopefully these scoundrels will not be able to evade justice, yet again, by showering the opposition with massive mountains of ill-conceived propoganda!
Onward to justice!
I salute you!
King Shadow
22-11-2003, 02:08
To the minister off Justice Dr. Klaus Kinky of O.P. and his Royal Highness King Shadow off V.

We know that those people wil have a fair trial and that they wont have a Guantanamo-esque threath.
My poor nation can only sponsor this trial by offering the court some off his ice cold Goelags for the convicted.
Is it possible that (if found guilty) you hand me over the famous oil thief for another trial here? But when the guy has a life time in prison we will not have a 2nd trial. My people will only reeducate hilm inour highest, oilfree Goelag. I heared that our local personal there tortures the prissonars by obliging them to learn French and Dutch and learning by hart the Geneva Convention.

But I don't believe much that is writen in the Silly Mountainwalks Time.