Jutoku
21-11-2003, 09:03
Amalgamated Press- Rogue Nations all over the world are being called to unite in one region as the number of potentially hostile nations grow. Under the leadership of the Rogue Nation of Jutoku, partnered closely with the Rogue Nation of Stereosaurs, rogue nations are being contacted almost daily to heed the call to Retroguevertigo, a difficult-to-find, yet potentially powerful region of the world.
"We feel that it is important to draw as many rogue nations into the fold as possible," states Prime Minister Vargo Hoat, "and I believe that no matter the actual political leaning, rogue nations should have an independent region all to themselves."
Sceptics of the plan say that a play such as this is merely grandstanding on the part of the governments of Jutoku and Sterosaurs.
"This is ridiculous," says opponent Lorner Perck, "I mean, hello! They're called 'rogue nations' for a reason. Lumping them all together in the same place kinda defeats the purpose, you know?"
It remains to be seen whether the call will even be heeded or not. As of this article, only a few nations have responded, but few are willing to remove themselves from their original regions. Jutoku and Stereosaurs are still accepting telegrams.
"We feel that it is important to draw as many rogue nations into the fold as possible," states Prime Minister Vargo Hoat, "and I believe that no matter the actual political leaning, rogue nations should have an independent region all to themselves."
Sceptics of the plan say that a play such as this is merely grandstanding on the part of the governments of Jutoku and Sterosaurs.
"This is ridiculous," says opponent Lorner Perck, "I mean, hello! They're called 'rogue nations' for a reason. Lumping them all together in the same place kinda defeats the purpose, you know?"
It remains to be seen whether the call will even be heeded or not. As of this article, only a few nations have responded, but few are willing to remove themselves from their original regions. Jutoku and Stereosaurs are still accepting telegrams.