NationStates Jolt Archive

I walk up to a podium,"Our nation is in a horrible crisis. As rebels form their own government our forces attack the rebellious enemy in bloody conflicts that have brought us to a standstill. We need help stopping the enemy because if a nation isn't unified it dissolves. We want to stay as one country. The enemy treats civilians with no mercy, killing them whenever they can. Their leader is known as George Stephanihafe. We must stop Stephanihafe at any cost. I ask you other countries, please, help us!"

(Messenger runs into room where President John and General Davison are sitting and talking)"Sir! The city of New Eden has been destroyed! 100,000 people are dead!"
John: Holy sh**!
Davison:Dammit! It was those damn Rebels I'll bet!
Messenger: Yes, sir. it was.
John:General get all your 100,000 troops out of Ukraine and get them over here! That's it we're going straight for them. General attack their capital with all of the power you have but don't nuke them.

We need help! isn't anybody going to help?

(General Davison runs into room where President John is sitting)
Davison:We won,sir! We won!
John:Whatchu talkin' bout, Davison?
Davison: We won the war!
(The General and President jump up and down, happily yelling.)

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?????Yeah topic ended

quickest civil war ever

this was the quickest civil war i've ever seen!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

If You Start A Better One I Might Join It With You

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Ditto on what Klabistan said.

IC: 7 minutes lol. (you all should know what lol means)