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After searching for strong nations, I found The Federal Dictatorship of United Elias. If he doesn't wire me 2,000,000,000,000 dollars, and give me control of his entire military, I will nuke him to hell.
Your choice.
Love, Dirbetium

I.G.N.O.R.E.D

:shock: IGNORED :roll:

Nice to be handpicked as a strong nation though :wink:

In case you don't want to nuke him, Artitsan SDI is activated to assist UE, and its own nuclear missles aimed at the cardboard nation threatening him.

:shock: IGNORED :roll:

Nice to be handpicked as a strong nation though :wink:
Give the crap overe. You don't want me to kill you with my machine guns that fire 2 trillion rounds per minute

cockroaches eat cardboard....

cockroaches eat cardboard....

may i participate in the n00b-beating?

may i participate in the n00b-beating?

My dear Friend i'm pleased to say you alreday have

may i participate in the n00b-beating?

My dear Friend i'm pleased to say you alreday have

[/quote] You don't want me to kill you with my machine guns that fire 2 trillion rounds per minute[/quote]
lol

this is easy to handle him. Just get in some mice and watch. Also throw some popcorn in the mixture. Maybe I can send that new disease into his borders.

Dirbetium launches 50000 nukes at United Elias.

Dirbetium launches 50000 nukes at United Elias.

HAH uve gotta be kiddin me

your now offically IGNORED by Credonia

He's been IGNORED so many times that i lost count at 1,568...

Dirbetium launches 50000 nukes at United Elias.
Looks like its time to start giving out those damage reports UE, :wink:

HEY NEWB I ALREADY ANNEXED YOU


-parthenon-


The forgotten terror

Dirbetium launches 50000 nukes at United Elias.
Looks like its time to start giving out those damage reports UE, :wink:

Nope, the guy is a n00b. the nukes were obviously cardboard LOL

:lol: damage report:

Two protesters were arrested today for throwing 5,000 paper missiles at a local mailbox. No damage was reported.

"Another of these new nations who have 8 years olds for military Generals?"

--Random Omzian Military Officer

Whats with you people you want to end the world or some thing ?

That's it this guy does not know what he's doing. 50,000 nukes? Right and I suppose money will start flying out of my ass. :roll: Let's go teach this n00b a lesson, huh guys? Who first wants to declare war?

NOOB! Noober. Newb. NoOb. NOob. NooB. nooB. How many different ways can we spell NOOB for this newb? How the hell did he figure out how to create his own nation. You have the official NOOB Stamp of Dezarius. You are official now. noob.

I declare war on Dirbetium for being the most pesky n00b ever!

He's been in about 3 wars and right now his nation's dirt reaches the Earth's core. I don't hthink there is anything to blow up. plus he's still burning hot from the last 50 nukes.

I dont care ifyou bloe your selves away just dont try any thing funny on me or ill blow you aay .

Dirbetiums posts are always good for a laugh. Any of you read the "New planet found" thread he started? That was the best yet. :lol:

I'll let him off this time but next time(makes slicing gesture across his neck)

The Fedral Union how? By throwing carboard at us? Ya, Dirbetium is like Jono Land except more fun to blow him up.

hes not worth the time or effor or military units to engage in a war with him, Credonia will only monitor this conflict or any conflict that results from this.

He's not even worthy enough to throw cardboard at him.

LOL I could always in vade him ...

Let's leave him alone, okay? Come on! We were all n00bs once, right?
And we were mocked and laughed at, too. It hurts, believe me I know.

OOC- There's no space between invade.

Well just dont try to nuke me .. i have an anti blastic missle sheild orbiting .

That's it this guy does not know what he's doing. 50,000 nukes? Right and I suppose money will start flying out of my ass. :roll: Let's go teach this n00b a lesson, huh guys? Who first wants to declare war?

We'll everybody i send farmer jones with his mighty pitch fork after Dirbetium.....hahah here he comes. :lol:

That's it this guy does not know what he's doing. 50,000 nukes? Right and I suppose money will start flying out of my ass. :roll: Let's go teach this n00b a lesson, huh guys? Who first wants to declare war?

We'll everybody i send farmer jones with his mighty pitch fork after Dirbetium.....hahah here he comes. :lol:Did you see my last post? Well LISTEN TO IT!

In my eniter time hear my antion has not had one war can you belive that lol

OOC-Ya, but we never tried to godmod on purpose. If we did godmod and someone told us we'd fix it right away.

:idea: Why would that guy nuke the world ?

Bastards. I will now kill you all with my air planes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil:
You're all dead. My infinate nukes will continue to lauch at 500 per ,minute on evryones nation.

Guys. Just freakin ignore the loser nOOb. he obviously doesn't know haw to RP. Dirbetium, stop or i'll "take over your planet and nuke you to hell" :wink: :lol:

:?: :!: lol you wouldint stand a cnahce aigainst me and my alllies

:?: :!: lol you wouldint stand a cnahce aigainst me and my alllieswho wouldn't. Me or Dirbetium. If you are talking about Dirbetium. I would support you. If you are talking about me then I'll have to laugh. :D

Dirbetium Wouldint stand any thing against us lol

Noob sighted!

[Runs up and kicks Dirbetium in the crotch] I feel much better after picking on someone who can't defend themselves. :twisted:

Nice sarcstic remark LOL :idea: :arrow: :shock: