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POTATOES FOR SALE!!!!!!



http://www.nutrition.org.uk/images/teachercentre/potato.jpg

Having trouble defending your homeland and feeding your poor citizens at the same time?

Worry no longer Potatoes are here to save the day.

You can throw it at your enemy, you can eat it, you can scare your enemy with an old potato with stuff growing out of it.

There is thousands of ways to serve potatoes, look at these examples!

http://www.donogh.com/cooking/salads/potato.jpg
Potato soup

http://www.ifanca.org/images/graphics/potato.jpg
Baked Potato

http://www.rodandgunsteakhouse.com/images/fries.jpg
Fries

You can suppy your army with Potatoes to eat and fight with

Buy your potatoes today!

Only 56¢ each


Still not sold on the idea? Heres what famous people say about potatoes


Mahatma Gandhi - "...Potato..."

Dan Quayle - "Add one little bit on the end... Think of `potatoe', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go... all right! "

Dan Quayle - "I love football and potato chips, so this was a natural. Potatoes have become a big part of my life, but this time I'm enjoying them!"

Jackie Chan - "...Potatoes..."

Winston Churchill - "... Potato..."

Jay Leno - "...Potato..."

David Lettermen - "...Potatoes..."

Spiderman - "...Potato..."
ONLY 56¢ each!

What are you waiting for?

A city park in chilly London Minor, Walmington-

"Jesus, look at that.." Groaned a Walmingtoner spitting as he endured his last holiday before the impending draft. "..Apart from a raw potato that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the past sixty hours, I must be ill."

"They're selling them for about thirteen pence each on the international market now. It's insane."

"What?" Came the bemused reply.

"Potatos."

"Oh."

And that pretty much summed up how Walmington felt.

My nation is cautious in investing too much in potatoes, due to past incidents, such as the Irish Potato Famine...

Potatoes, bananas, it could happen to the best of 'em. The key to avoiding famine in such a situation is in not being subservient to a more powerful neighbour which may feel incined to continue exporting your truthfully substantial food reserves.

I want some potatoes.

my staplers taste better....

http://www.m2officesupplies.ie/stapler.jpg

Now that's some good eatin!

LOL. Stuff like this only happens on nationstates :lol:

Yeah but then you need a stapler to fight with stables and that costs more then potatoes.

Lowering the price to 34¢ each

Buy potatoes!

"I don't like potatoes. They give me gas."

President Kurlej 2nd Term
VOTE FOR ME!

Gasoline is good for your country.

Yeah but then you need a stapler to fight with stables and that costs more then potatoes.

You have a point, but here's a low cost replacement for the stapler- the Pencil Sharpener!

http://www.discountart.com/store/media/dahle-pencil-sharpener.jpg

These things are cheap, easy to grow from the ground, and they make a great meal when rubber bands are put on the side.

I like potatoes but i'm not going to spend my nation's money on it.

Spend your own money on potatoes then.

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Calios will buy 10,000,000 potatoes for 3.4 Million Dollars. Money is wired.

Yeah but then you need a stapler to fight with stables and that costs more then potatoes.

You have a point, but here's a low cost replacement for the stapler- the Pencil Sharpener!

http://www.discountart.com/store/media/dahle-pencil-sharpener.jpg

These things are cheap, easy to grow from the ground, and they make a great meal when rubber bands are put on the side.

Speaking of Rubber Bands (c): http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2047790&highlight=#2047790