Silent times in Diminix..
Isla de Penguinata
20-11-2003, 04:41
The death of this Emperor is regarded suspicious and a blow to the international community by Penguinatans. We will say more at a later time.
--Dept. of International Affairs--
The Macabees
20-11-2003, 04:58
MIN (Macabean International News):
Today in the nation of Diminix gunmen killed the emperor in a bloody shootout spanning the entire capital city. A tragedy indeed, and one that will not be allowed to happen again, hopefully.
It turned out that while in a parada the emperor was opened fire on and his gaurds pulled him out. In the palace gunmen awaited him and ultimately killed the ruler in a final, bloody, gun fight in several rooms.
A tragedy indeed and we expect the son of the emperor to resume the throne of the empire. Support of all kinds are going to go the son from the Macabean empire and the Macabean Empire is soon to invistigate on its own if given permission by the Diminix government.
Crimson blades
21-11-2003, 00:33
The Artificial Flavorings of Crimson Blades wishes to send its deepest condolences to Diminix and its royal family. We wish to also send over 2 of our Best Special Ops agents to protect the new emporor.
We are saddened. A IH dentist will whiten his teeth before the funearul on request.
Altho, Diminix has done bad things to the Tech-Annihater/Mighty Mountains family. We will still help protect the new emporer with 20 Mighty Guards HARDCORE.
We are glad your emperor is dead! He's the one that gave our former leader, Ben Dover, AIDS!!! - Rioters
Foriegn Relations Letter:
The Imperial Dominion thanks all nations for their offer for protection, but unfortanatley all services have been rejected. The Imperial Dominion has it's own good protection and we do not require help from other nations to protect our reader.
Its obviously not that great. I mean come on! They let your leader die!
Deep within the Military Command complex, Sabrina Kuno was pacing.
"How much do we know about the royals?" she asked an Intel officer at a computer terminal.
"Not much," he replied. "We've received foreigners from Diminix, but never government officials... although our agents have some knowledge about it, Diminix is still mostly unknown to us, Ma'am."
Kuno, the head of Agua Puro's intelligence agency, knew this was an important matter. Any major unrest could put strain on Agua Puro, especially during Roberto's court-martial...
"Well then," Sabrina Kuno shouted to all in the Intelligence boiler-room. "Whoever identifies the gunmen first gets a two-week vacation. So get cracking!"
The constant din of phone rings, frustrated questionings, and keyboard type jumped a few decibels.
"Got it!" an Intel technician exclaimed.
Sabrina Kuno strode down and looked over at the officer's terminal. Open on the dusty screen were a dozen or so file windows. Text files, pictures, and diagrams in Spanish, English, even Hacker...
"The late emperor's son, Anthony Jr., is somewhat of a shady character. Didn't use to be, but over the last 10 months, he's contracted some deals with a Lorenzo Macaw. Macaw is supposed to be a black market arms dealer, but from eyewitness reports of the attack on the emperor, more than one person was involved.
I don't know if the son had any part in the murder, or if Macaw did, but these deals seem suspicious. Could the gunmen have bought weapons from Macaw? I'm still figuring it out."
Kuno smiled. "What's your name?"
"Ramirez, ma'am."
"Well, Ramirez, how'd you like to spend Christmas in Hawaii?"