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Mafia Weapons For Sale Cheap!

19-11-2003, 17:42
Don Corleone would like to allow you gentlemen the pleasure, no the privelage of buying good quality weapons at a discount. Buy at own risk!

Hawkeye Sniper Rifle:
holds a helluva a lotta bullets, k

AK 47: You better know what these are

Nukes:
Buy 1 get 1 free

Rail Guns:
they travel at about Mach 20 on good days

Costs
You gotta buy in bulk packages k
100 hawkeyes- $90,000
100 AK's- $100,000
100 Nukes- $5,000,000
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:56
Godmod, but I gotta take advantage of you. I'll take the 100 nukes, and since they are buy one get one free, I get 200 nukes for 10,000,000.
Bayorta
19-11-2003, 17:58
Ok, when was the last time a mafia organisation produced and sold nuclear weaponry? Pizzas maybe, but nukes? :shock:
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 18:06
Ok, when was the last time a mafia organisation produced and sold nuclear weaponry? Pizzas maybe, but nukes? :shock:

LMBO, this is a super-big mafia, I guess.
Five Civilized Nations
19-11-2003, 18:07
Godmod, but I gotta take advantage of you. I'll take the 100 nukes, and since they are buy one get one free, I get 200 nukes for 10,000,000.

You mean 100,000,000...
19-11-2003, 20:18
Sure Frogglicious or whatever the heck the name of your nation is.
Wire me the cash and ill confirm the deal
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 20:21
money wired
Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 20:52
you know what. I just wanna nuke him right now. who else wants to nuke him right now? I do.
19-11-2003, 21:09
I want 10 of the Nukes and I get 10 free
19-11-2003, 21:17
dont be stupid. you gotta buy in packs of 100 nukes
Froggyliciousness
21-11-2003, 04:41
*starts carpet-nuking Wamo90*

Hey, these things don't work!

*tapes of Bugs Bunny and porno videos drop on the citizens of Wamo90*

You filled these nukes with Bugs Bunny?!?
21-11-2003, 04:43
...how much recoil do your railguns produce? My nation might be interested...
Agrigento
21-11-2003, 04:44
ooc: My president's name is Mario Corleone, and
ic:

Bruno Tataglia the Capo di Capi of Agrigento is not happy with your storefront...

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