Froggyliciousness produces mass Nuclear Cows
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:06
The Nuclear Cow program has paid off. There are now functioning nuclear bombs inside some of Froggyliciousness' cow population. They are up for sale for 100 billion. This does not include the detonator, which is an extra 20 million.
~Supreme Chancellor Keiran Halcyon
Do you think anyone (besides n00bs) is going to take you seriously?
Credonia
19-11-2003, 17:16
heh, im certainly not
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:24
It may be weird, but it's really cheap. We traded 100 KT of excess antimatter for 500 KT high grade uranium. Stick in some reactor parts, and you got yourself a Nukey Cow.
Wouldnt the cow, erm, die of nuclear radiation.
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:35
Wouldnt the cow, erm, die of nuclear radiation.
No, the uranium's in a big 2 liter plastic Croaka Cola bottle. Lined with lead. And stuff.
Credonia
19-11-2003, 17:39
well wouldnt the cows internal organs get smashed by all the lead inside of it?
Fuggolia
19-11-2003, 17:48
How about you make Robo_cows which are almost indistingishable from the real thing? Fuggolians advanced robotic labs will gladly fund the project for the rights to produce our own.
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:54
No, the internal organs are protected from the lead by a erm...big squishy mercury filled membrane. Once they are going to die from all 3 things, they are dropped by then anyway.
Credonia
19-11-2003, 17:58
sure, w/e