Mentholyptus
19-11-2003, 16:35
Attention nations!!! As a break from the serious, intense, and dreary sort of international warfare we are used to, Fististan proposes we start a new series of wars: the Spork Wars! These wars would be fought entirely with eating utensils. Any nation caught using any other weapons will be promptly turned into a glowingly radioactive crater!!! Inventing new utensils is OK, but don't come out with something like a machine-gun-armed spoon. That just isn't cool. We will ignore some normal RPing guidelines, i.e. basing your military off population and economy. The only rule for force size is: don't be ridiculous. I don't want to see someone send a force of 40 million fork-wielding troopers descend on a capital city. Beyond that, same rules as other wars-except you don't ever need to run out of troops. All interested in Spork Wars, please post a reply. There won't be sides or alliances at the beginning, its a free-for-all. Let the Spork Wars begin!