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The small and unassuming nation of Guinness Extra Cold has decided to share its national obsession with the world at large. That's right, we are offering a MASSIVE sale in all forms of liquor and spirits to you the consumer.

You might ask why would you even consider this incredible sale?

Well what successful naval bombardement would be complete without a celebratory glass of dry sherry?

What military victory or political agreement would be an event without a flute of Champagne?

How many statesmen and policy makers have ruled their nations with the assistance of a little (or alot) of gin and tonic?

Now you can assure that everything from a beach landing to a high level international trade convention can be hosted in style with our quality product.

A small example of our prices per case (12 40 ounce bottles per case)

GEC gin - $360
GEC vodka - $340
GEC tequila - $370 (don't blame us, blame those damn cactus farmers we deal with)
GEC rum (White, Dark, Gold) - $340, $350, $370
GEC Scotch (all malts and ages up to 50 years) - $380 to $5000
GEC Schnapps (all flavours) - $390
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Amaretto, Blue Caraco, Kahlua, Southern Comfort, etc...) - $380-$420

Price per Keg (no Light beer and no Mass-American brands)

GEC Stout - $140
GEC Lager - $110
GEC Cream Ale - $130
GEC Steam Ale - $120

FAQ

Q: How can we offer these low, low prices?

A: We have orientated most of our industry to produce the sweet elixir of the gods. In addition we have authorized human cloning which effectively doubles or triples our work force to compensate for expected demand.

Q: How come your country profile says your industry is pizza delivery, cheese and information technology?

A: Lies, beautiful sweet lies!

Q: I'm an Islamic orientated nation and I find your offer offensive.

A: Relax buddy, according to our corporate lawyers and the Hollywood blockbuster "13 Warriors" you can drink Mead. And since when have movies been wrong about interpreting religous edicts? Never we say.

Q: Massive consumption of alcohol can lead to serious medical problems, why would I want your product?

A: These medical claims are baseless and the product of an elaborate hippie plot that we will soon deal with but just in case, our mandatory organ donnor laws ensure that there will always be a new liver or kidney if you need it.

Q: My nation has some "particular" tastes, can you cater to our tastes?

A: We can ferment and produce anything, and we mean anything!

Most offers will take approx 24 hours to ship upon confirmation with special orders taking up to a week, especially if the product is endangered or well armed. Shipping is free!

If you want it quicker or if you want a permanent supply then just let us establish a warehouse in your nation for quick production and delivery. For every purchase of over a thousand dollars we will throw in a free tacky alcohol related t-shirt and a beer bottle key ring.

ORDER TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Due to the recent aquisition of spacecraft, we can now offer to transport our product anywhere!

In light of this, GEC is offering a "Beer Rain" promotion. By ordering more than a million dollars of product, you get one complementary day when our transports will shower your capital city with your choice of alcohol for one whole hour. Nothing says celebrations like booze from the sky, your people will think you are a god!

TWO NEW SPECTACULAR EVENTS

Business Opportunities in Space and Beyond…! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98306)

New Product Development (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96870&highlight=)

Quasi In-Character Post:

Hey, This is "the Eizen Chef", head of the Imperial kitchen at the palace in Antares.

Im going to send a transport over, we're going to need Ten of everything for the Upcoming Imperial Rites of Ascension for Prince Azure. The Royal Family, as well as other heads of state will be in from all over the Region.

An extra fifty thousand i've skimmed off the Imperial Culinary Budget goes your way if you can include some fine vintages from your finest vineyards.

Eizen,

Order confirmed, we have chosen several cases of our 1932 vintage sipping wine and we are going to throw in a case of 18 year old Single Malt for being our first order. Enjoy!

To the honourable leaders of Guinness Gold,

We are much in need of your alcoholic services. As any undemocratic Ruling Council knows, there is nothing better after a "meeting to plan to meet for more meetings" than a nice stiff drink. And we hold LOTS of meetings.

But why stop at crates? Why be content with warehouses full of hard liquor? Given the proximity of our great nations, we propose that a feasibility study for a transborder pipeline be immediately commenced.
This pipeline would provide our nation with a constant supply of your greatest export (not to mention it would also give us the long needed excuse to bulldoze some pesky minority villages in the way).

This bonanza of corrupt insider contract allocation..uhh, oops, I mean pipeline, would surely benefit both our great lands. The noble people of FDI Opportunity demand their alcohol; so how can this democratic, benevolent leadership refuse their reasonable request?

I suggest our representatives hold a pre-consultative meeting to consult about a further meeting (sampling some of the product wouldn't be a bad idea, either).

Signed

The Foreign Trade, Alcohol and Small-to-Midsized Arms Bureau of the Strong Arm of the Leadership Committee's Ruling Council of the United Socialist States of FDI Opportunity.

We will be having a massive-nationwide beach-party. Are you able to put together a 1000 million dollar package for us?

We will be having a massive-nationwide beach-party. Are you able to put together a 1000 million dollar package for us?

If we have to starve the children in our hospitals, by god we will if it means filling in order!

Do you want the royal sampler? Its a little of everything including our new Lager: Smelly Hobo Red, a blend of our national animal and other choice hops, barley and yeast at 12% alcohol. It sure to be a party favorite!

Ejacistan would like to attend Austar Union's beach party, and is willing to bring additional booze, food and womenfolk (if required). How would Ejacistan go about scoring an invite?

To the honourable leaders of Guinness Gold,

We are much in need of your alcoholic services. As any undemocratic Ruling Council knows, there is nothing better after a "meeting to plan to meet for more meetings" than a nice stiff drink. And we hold LOTS of meetings.

But why stop at crates? Why be content with warehouses full of hard liquor? Given the proximity of our great nations, we propose that a feasibility study for a transborder pipeline be immediately commenced.
This pipeline would provide our nation with a constant supply of your greatest export (not to mention it would also give us the long needed excuse to bulldoze some pesky minority villages in the way).

This bonanza of corrupt insider contract allocation..uhh, oops, I mean pipeline, would surely benefit both our great lands. The noble people of FDI Opportunity demand their alcohol; so how can this democratic, benevolent leadership refuse their reasonable request?

I suggest our representatives hold a pre-consultative meeting to consult about a further meeting (sampling some of the product wouldn't be a bad idea, either).

Signed

The Foreign Trade, Alcohol and Small-to-Midsized Arms Bureau of the Strong Arm of the Leadership Committee's Ruling Council of the United Socialist States of FDI Opportunity.

A pipeline? What a wonderful idea but why bulldoze the minority villages when we could make them into a refreshing wine spritzer that will both fizzle and sizzle. We would require a financial wire of 1 billion dollars to comence the project, expected completion time will be three weeks.

ill have $10,000 of everything

We will be having a massive-nationwide beach-party. Are you able to put together a 1000 million dollar package for us?

If we have to starve the children in our hospitals, by god we will if it means filling in order!

Do you want the royal sampler? Its a little of everything including our new Lager: Smelly Hobo Red, a blend of our national animal and other choice hops, barley and yeast at 12% alcohol. It sure to be a party favorite!

Yeah I'll take the Royal Sampler, just post the quantities that will be delivered to my nation.

Ejacistan: I'll start a thread inviting everyone to the beach party!

We will wire you the 1 billion, however it can only be done the day after next as our glorious and patriotic security forces are currently busy "fixing" a minor labour dispute at the National Mint.

Perhaps we should allow some foreign investment in on the project? Prime candidates would be the multinationals looking for that mythical "untapped market" in a culture they can't even begin to comprehend. They come here with billions in capital, we send them home with empty pockets and STDs.

ill have $10,000 of everything

Just because we like your name, we will round up the number of cases! Tell your friends, your enemies, random things that go bump in the night!
:D

Check out my beach party:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=94791

GEC Gin x 200,000 - $360 = 72,000,000
GEC Vodka x 30,000 - $340 = 10,200,000
GEC Tequila x 120,000 - $370 = 44,400,000
GEC Rum x 80,000 (Gold) - $370 = 29,600,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Blue Caraco) x 40,000 - $420 = 16,800,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Kahlua) x 320,000 - $420 = 134,400,000
GEC Stout x 15,000 - $140 = 2,100,000
GEC Lager x 20,000 - $110 = 2,200,000
GEC Cream Ale x 10,000 - $130 = 1,300,000
GEC Steam Ale x 20,000 - $120 = 2,400,000

Total Price = $315,400,000

This hefty supply of alcohol is intended for the Terran Government's Manarii Mountain retreat, a safehouse capable of supporting 15,000 people for up to 30 years in the event of a nuclear attack. As you can see, Emperor El' Jonson and Prime Minister Karn enjoy their Kahlua.

We hope that this order can be filled, and equally hope that you will not have to starve the children in your hospitals. :?

The money has been wired, and we look forward to stocking our nuclear shelter with your wonderful alcohol. (Secretly, the Emperor is almost praying for a nuclear attack as an excuse to get into the Manarii Mountain Retreat's alcohol warehouses. :D)

~Vanessa Rayne, Kitchen Supervisor~

GEC Gin x 200,000 - $360 = 72,000,000
GEC Vodka x 30,000 - $340 = 10,200,000
GEC Tequila x 120,000 - $370 = 44,400,000
GEC Rum x 80,000 (Gold) - $370 = 29,600,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Blue Caraco) x 40,000 - $420 = 16,800,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Kahlua) x 320,000 - $420 = 134,400,000
GEC Stout x 15,000 - $140 = 2,100,000
GEC Lager x 20,000 - $110 = 2,200,000
GEC Cream Ale x 10,000 - $130 = 1,300,000
GEC Steam Ale x 20,000 - $120 = 2,400,000

Total Price = $315,400,000

This hefty supply of alcohol is intended for the Terran Government's Manarii Mountain retreat, a safehouse capable of supporting 15,000 people for up to 30 years in the event of a nuclear attack. As you can see, Emperor El' Jonson and Prime Minister Karn enjoy their Kahlua.

We hope that this order can be filled, and equally hope that you will not have to starve the children in your hospitals. :?

The money has been wired, and we look forward to stocking our nuclear shelter with your wonderful alcohol. (Secretly, the Emperor is almost praying for a nuclear attack as an excuse to get into the Manarii Mountain Retreat's alcohol warehouses. :D)

~Vanessa Rayne, Kitchen Supervisor~

Sorry for the delay, our internet suppliers are also our Quality testers for our new Hobo Red lager. We will be more than happy to supply you, the order has been shipped. Enjoy and do come back!

GEC Gin x 200,000 - $360 = 72,000,000
GEC Vodka x 30,000 - $340 = 10,200,000
GEC Tequila x 120,000 - $370 = 44,400,000
GEC Rum x 80,000 (Gold) - $370 = 29,600,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Blue Caraco) x 40,000 - $420 = 16,800,000
GEC Flavoured Liquor (Kahlua) x 320,000 - $420 = 134,400,000
GEC Stout x 15,000 - $140 = 2,100,000
GEC Lager x 20,000 - $110 = 2,200,000
GEC Cream Ale x 10,000 - $130 = 1,300,000
GEC Steam Ale x 20,000 - $120 = 2,400,000

Total Price = $315,400,000

This hefty supply of alcohol is intended for the Terran Government's Manarii Mountain retreat, a safehouse capable of supporting 15,000 people for up to 30 years in the event of a nuclear attack. As you can see, Emperor El' Jonson and Prime Minister Karn enjoy their Kahlua.

We hope that this order can be filled, and equally hope that you will not have to starve the children in your hospitals. :?

The money has been wired, and we look forward to stocking our nuclear shelter with your wonderful alcohol. (Secretly, the Emperor is almost praying for a nuclear attack as an excuse to get into the Manarii Mountain Retreat's alcohol warehouses. :D)

~Vanessa Rayne, Kitchen Supervisor~

Sorry for the delay, our internet suppliers are also our Quality testers for our new Hobo Red lager. We will be more than happy to supply you, the order has been shipped. Enjoy and do come back!

I'll take 500 kegs of your fine lager - expect more requests shortly

OOC: LOL this thread!

To: Guinness Extra Cold Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Beer

We'd like to take one TEU container full each of Stout, Lager, Cream Ale, and Steam Ale.

As well, our good friends in Oglethorpia and ourselves have a mighty fine brewery going on ourselves. Perhaps you might be interested in our samples? Just as soon as we can find the list amongst all the empties.

You can dominate the alcohol industry, but you can never stock Carlsberg Special Brew the god of alcoholic beverages :D

I'll take 500 kegs of your fine lager - expect more requests shortly

Recieved, confirmed and shipped! Enjoy and don't forget, if you can catch it, we can ferment it! :D

OOC: LOL this thread!

To: Guinness Extra Cold Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Beer

We'd like to take one TEU container full each of Stout, Lager, Cream Ale, and Steam Ale.

As well, our good friends in Oglethorpia and ourselves have a mighty fine brewery going on ourselves. Perhaps you might be interested in our samples? Just as soon as we can find the list amongst all the empties.

To: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
From: Guinness Extra Cold Research and Development

Shipping has informed us that you will recieved your order as promised. We have stepped in as this new recipe has intrigued several members of the board and allowed them to look busy for at least twenty minutes while the boss was here.

We had some preliminary information on this new beer from Oglethorpia but it was destroyed when the CEO's "enlightened" brother-in-law, Gary drank it and then fell of the imperial balcony. We recovered Gary, who unfortunately lived, but the sample had been tainted beyond belief.

We therefore would welcome the opportunity to sample this new and possibly blinding beer!

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

We would like to set up a permament trade with your nation. But alas we live on another planet.

If you would still be interested, we would be able to supply you with a few space faring, atmosphere capable, freighters. This would be yours to keep and maintain.

We will give you 20 freighters for two years of alcoholic supplies, this way you will beable to supply both us and several other space-based nations, if needed.

We are also interested in establishing a permanent supply of your product. We would also like to offer you a supply of our own national brew, Red Dog.

We would like to set up a permament trade with your nation. But alas we live on another planet.

If you would still be interested, we would be able to supply you with a few space faring, atmosphere capable, freighters. This would be yours to keep and maintain.

We will give you 20 freighters for two years of alcoholic supplies, this way you will beable to supply both us and several other space-based nations, if needed.

SPACE?!?!

*sniff* How many nights have our board of directors ended up on their backs looking at the stars and musing to themselves, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING. I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE IF YOU MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING!"

And from this small dream we have come forward to this day, this monumentous day. We accept the offer and look forward to starting this arrangement. We would ask if you could laminate the instruction manuals, our engineers and technicians are not the *ahem* careful type.

Your eternal friends and trading partner. Guinness Extra Cold.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

To our esteemed neighbour,

Construction of the transborder alcohol pipeline has neared completion on our territory. However, significant delays are now to be expected, as trial runs have shown numerous illegal "tappings" along the length of the project. Upon investigation by the intelligence services, it has been discovered that these affronts to patriotism were actually installed by local officials of this very government.

Stunningly, it came to light that permission to do so might have been granted by the National Ruling Council itself during a particularly rowdy meeting (alcohol consumption has subsequently been banned during meetings involving vital state interests). The problem lies in the fact that most members of the Ruling Council don't remember anything about the meeting in question.

In the meantime, barely a dropped has reached our capital while bar-related construction and development have boomed along the whole length of the pipeline. It seems that the consumer spending power of "local drunks" in the interior is rapidly increasing, and those wily local cadres are one step ahead of us.

Sincerely,

The Ruling Council of the United Socialist States of FDI Opportunity

We are also interested in establishing a permanent supply of your product. We would also like to offer you a supply of our own national brew, Red Dog.


Your offer has forced our VP Finance to remember his childhood pet, Scruffy. After years of being a loyal companion, he finally had to put the dog down. With your offer, now everyone can relive these wonderful memories with Red Dog.

Our warehouses have now been opened to your requests.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

We would like to set up a permament trade with your nation. But alas we live on another planet.

If you would still be interested, we would be able to supply you with a few space faring, atmosphere capable, freighters. This would be yours to keep and maintain.

We will give you 20 freighters for two years of alcoholic supplies, this way you will beable to supply both us and several other space-based nations, if needed.

SPACE?!?!

*sniff* How many nights have our board of directors ended up on their backs looking at the stars and musing to themselves, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING. I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE IF YOU MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING!"

And from this small dream we have come forward to this day, this monumentous day. We accept the offer and look forward to starting this arrangement. We would ask if you could laminate the instruction manuals, our engineers and technicians are not the *ahem* careful type.

Your eternal friends and trading partner. Guinness Extra Cold.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish


Same here, but I'll give you a nice space package, that includes more than 1,000,000,000 worth of starships! Now isn't that nice!

10 X Fully stocked (with fighters and beer) carriers.

100 X Frog Class Destroyers

5 X Planet Bombardiers

10 X Toad Class Cruisers.

Let me know.

~Supreme Chancellor Keiran Halcyon

We would like to set up a permament trade with your nation. But alas we live on another planet.

If you would still be interested, we would be able to supply you with a few space faring, atmosphere capable, freighters. This would be yours to keep and maintain.

We will give you 20 freighters for two years of alcoholic supplies, this way you will beable to supply both us and several other space-based nations, if needed.

SPACE?!?!

*sniff* How many nights have our board of directors ended up on their backs looking at the stars and musing to themselves, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING. I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE IF YOU MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING!"

And from this small dream we have come forward to this day, this monumentous day. We accept the offer and look forward to starting this arrangement. We would ask if you could laminate the instruction manuals, our engineers and technicians are not the *ahem* careful type.

Your eternal friends and trading partner. Guinness Extra Cold.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

Manuals will be laminated and send with a few laminated backup copies, just in case ^_^

The Freighters should arrive in 2 days (15 minutes)



We would like to set up a permament trade with your nation. But alas we live on another planet.

If you would still be interested, we would be able to supply you with a few space faring, atmosphere capable, freighters. This would be yours to keep and maintain.

We will give you 20 freighters for two years of alcoholic supplies, this way you will beable to supply both us and several other space-based nations, if needed.

SPACE?!?!

*sniff* How many nights have our board of directors ended up on their backs looking at the stars and musing to themselves, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING. I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE IF YOU MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING!"

And from this small dream we have come forward to this day, this monumentous day. We accept the offer and look forward to starting this arrangement. We would ask if you could laminate the instruction manuals, our engineers and technicians are not the *ahem* careful type.

Your eternal friends and trading partner. Guinness Extra Cold.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish


Same here, but I'll give you a nice space package, that includes more than 1,000,000,000 worth of starships! Now isn't that nice!

10 X Fully stocked (with fighters and beer) carriers.

100 X Frog Class Destroyers

5 X Planet Bombardiers

10 X Toad Class Cruisers.

Let me know.

~Supreme Chancellor Keiran Halcyon

Don't bee fooled! I bought one cruiser and its a toy model ^_^

Liar. They are fully functioning starships. You just wanna hog all the beer. O_O;

*Licks the frog*

>_< not working...must be toads

*Licks the frog*

>_< not working...must be toads

Looking for toxic tree-frog slime? WE SELL IT! only 5 USD a box.

ill have $10,000 of everything

Just because we like your name, we will round up the number of cases! Tell your friends, your enemies, random things that go bump in the night!
:D

thanks, now the alcoholics wont be going :tantrum:

OOC: Beer research is vital! :)

IC:

We therefore would welcome the opportunity to sample this new and possibly blinding beer!

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

To: Guinness Extra Cold Research and Development
From: Vrak Trade Division
Subject: Samples

The Diplomatic Corps forwarded your message to us and we are most intrigued by your research.

The joint venture between Oglethorpia and ourselves is a remarkable success involving their notable company, Marovich Brewing and an new Vrakian company called Bob’s Breweries (recently bought out by Apollo Foods). The joint venture launched a new company called Marovich Bob Brewing. Here is their product list:

Marovich Original
Marovich Pale Ale
Dunkelstein
Lukin Porter
Phil's Handcrafted Hefeweizen
Bob’s Hefeweizen,
Bob’s Drop Top Amber,
Bob’s seasonal brews (including the exciting Chocolate beer!)

Keep in mind that this list may be outdated so we recommend that you contact either Mr. Tom Morello – Department of Finance or Baron Bob Brummel – VP of Marketing

A sample keg of all items listed shall be forwarded without delay.

When our illustrious CEO was a young man, cleaning carpets with street cats, he dreamed of becoming the head of the largest beer distributer in the world. He also dreamed of trying cantalope, but thats not important right now.

We at Guinness Extra Cold are happy to announce that after one day of our sale being advertised, we have provided several billion litres worth of alcohol to nine nations. Some of theses nations have signed up for permanent contracts and thanks to two, we now possess the ability to distribute our product throughout the known galaxy (our collective mothers are very proud of us right now)!

With only days left in the sale, Order NOW!

Keep your eyes out for an exclusive deal soon to be advertised on the thread that will change the world of beer forever!

10 fully stocked super carriers are arriving at your nation, along with the other ships. 20 carriers are ready to be filled up.


~Supreme Chancellor Keiran Halcyon

(ncluding the exciting Chocolate beer!

*Does a "glazed over Homer Simpson" impression* Mmmm...chocolate beer...

romtar wishes to purchase the follwoing amomunts of alcohol
we pay all money upon recipt of goods.

2 million cases GEC gin
2 million cases GEC vodka
2 million cases GEC tequila
2 million cases GEC rum (White, Dark, Gold) 1/3 white,1/3 dark, 1/3 gold.
2 miliion cases GEC Scotch (all malts and ages up to 50 years)
2 million cases GEC Schnapps (all flavours)
8 million cases of all GEC Flavoured Liquor (Amaretto, Blue Caraco, Kahlua, Southern Comfort, etc...)

6 million kegs of GEC Stout
4 million kegs of GEC Lager
5 million kegs of GEC Cream Ale
5 million kegs of GEC Steam Ale

5 million Marovich Original
5 million Marovich Pale Ale
6 million Dunkelstein
4 million Lukin Porter
6 million Phil's Handcrafted Hefeweizen
6 million Bob’s Hefeweizen,
6 million Bob’s Drop Top Amber,
6 million of all Bob’s seasonal brews (including the exciting Chocolate beer!)

reagrds from romtar.

romtar wishes to purchase the follwoing amomunts of alcohol
we pay all money upon recipt of goods.

2 million cases GEC gin
2 million cases GEC vodka
2 million cases GEC tequila
2 million cases GEC rum (White, Dark, Gold) 1/3 white,1/3 dark, 1/3 gold.
2 miliion cases GEC Scotch (all malts and ages up to 50 years)
2 million cases GEC Schnapps (all flavours)
8 million cases of all GEC Flavoured Liquor (Amaretto, Blue Caraco, Kahlua, Southern Comfort, etc...)

6 million kegs of GEC Stout
4 million kegs of GEC Lager
5 million kegs of GEC Cream Ale
5 million kegs of GEC Steam Ale

5 million Marovich Original
5 million Marovich Pale Ale
6 million Dunkelstein
4 million Lukin Porter
6 million Phil's Handcrafted Hefeweizen
6 million Bob’s Hefeweizen,
6 million Bob’s Drop Top Amber,
6 million of all Bob’s seasonal brews (including the exciting Chocolate beer!)

reagrds from romtar.

SWEET BOUNCING JESUS CHRIST!!

Sorry, *straightens tie* , we will be happy to accommodate your request.

In an effort to produce this amount of alcohol, all distillery workers are going to be on 24 shifts, children will be forced from school to toil in the factories and Christmass has been cancelled. Shipment will be sent depending on whether your nation is landlocked, coastal or on a different planet (we have the capacity to deliver anywhere)

Thank you and enjoy!

Errr, yes. Vee vill haf, thirty cases of....errr, everything that comes in a case. For...errr, morale purposes of course.

Errr, yes. Vee vill haf, thirty cases of....errr, everything that comes in a case. For...errr, morale purposes of course.

We understand the necessity of discretion that is why we are going to ship your order in our normal incognito transports as opposed to our GIANT MULTI-COLOURED SCREAMING TRUCK-O-FUN!!!

Perhaps the sending the Truck-O-Fun to make deliveries to our more religious clientele has resulted in to the drop-off in sales and several popular revolutions??? Well that will be question for the ages.

All the Best and Please Order Again!

Greetings from North Germania. We annually need to fill our national...liquory..cabinet...thus, we need the following:

100 cases of GEC vodka - $34,000
100 cases of GEC tequila - $37,000
100 cases of GEC rum (Gold) - $37,000
100 cases of GEC Scotch - $500,000
1,000 cases of GEC Schnapps (Peppermint) - $390,000
3,000 cases of GEC Lager - $330,000

I hope my national liquory cabinet stays full for longer than a month this time. :?

Money wired.

Greetings from North Germania. We annually need to fill our national...liquory..cabinet...thus, we need the following:

100 cases of GEC vodka - $34,000
100 cases of GEC tequila - $37,000
100 cases of GEC rum (Gold) - $37,000
100 cases of GEC Scotch - $500,000
1,000 cases of GEC Schnapps (Peppermint) - $390,000
3,000 cases of GEC Lager - $330,000

I hope my national liquory cabinet stays full for longer than a month this time. :?

Money wired.

Received and the order has been dispatched by transport, we will also establish a permanent contract to fulfill your yearly requirements.

All the best and Gutten Tag!

Excellent. My alcoho..my liquory cabinet will be very appreciative. By the way, I need about 400 750ml bottles of Shakespeare Vodka and about 10,000 cases of Beck's. (Party in North Germania; Vrak and GEC are invited! Bring your snowshoes.)

The Emperor's liquor cabinet and stock are starting to get low (about time, it took ten years to accomplish that), so we're going to need the following:

1 Case of Bison Grass Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Red Ginseng Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Coconut Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Chocolate Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Vanilla Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Pepper Flavored Vodka (Extra-hot Bloody Marys)
1 Case of Bombay Sapphire-style Gin
1 Case of Sloe Gin
1 Case of Double Malt 50 Year Old Scotch
1 Keg of Irish Red Beer
1 Keg of Honey Wheat Beer

The People's Republic of Tokushima requests the following:

1000 cases each:
GEC gin
GEC Vodka
Gec Tequila
107000

10000 cases
GEC 50 year old Scotch

total: $50,107,000

futhermore, The People's Republic of Tokushima is the world leader in the production of Marijuana. Its seems that your nation is quite a liberal one and would appreciate good bud. Our nation proposes trade terms of 1000 bushells a month of any of our many varieties of marijuana for the equal equivalent of your liqour. Please visit the Tokushima Marijuana Store front to see our list of varieties...

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105750&highlight=

I.P. Freely
Tokushima Minister of Trade

Greetings!

The following Coalition of nations would like to place an order:
The Grand Duchy of Dead Flamingos
The United Socialist States of Rhum Boogie
The People's Republic of Gonad 1
The Kingdom of Head Injuries
The Dominion of the Dog Bangers

We all dug around in our pockets for some spare change and think we came up with enough for 2 kegs of Cream Ale.

Also, could ya'll brew us up some Moonshine? Y'know, mountain dew, white lightening, who-hit-john, etc.
We'd like both kinds if'n ya'll don't mind: some of the clear stuff, and some of the yellow stuff ( kerosene added ).

How's about we have the international equivalent of an open bar tab?

Respectfully,

President Shemp Howard of the USS of Rhum Boogie. ( Normally, King Alaric of Xeraph would be doing all this, but he's currently attempting to set the world's record for the longest continual lap-dance )

Excellent. My alcoho..my liquory cabinet will be very appreciative. By the way, I need about 400 750ml bottles of Shakespeare Vodka and about 10,000 cases of Beck's. (Party in North Germania; Vrak and GEC are invited! Bring your snowshoes.)

Sorry for the Delay, our new years celebrations last 2 months.

Order confirmed and shipment sent.

Snow shoes and heavy drinking are always a good combination.

The Emperor's liquor cabinet and stock are starting to get low (about time, it took ten years to accomplish that), so we're going to need the following:

1 Case of Bison Grass Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Red Ginseng Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Coconut Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Chocolate Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Vanilla Flavored Vodka
1 Case of Pepper Flavored Vodka (Extra-hot Bloody Marys)
1 Case of Bombay Sapphire-style Gin
1 Case of Sloe Gin
1 Case of Double Malt 50 Year Old Scotch
1 Keg of Irish Red Beer
1 Keg of Honey Wheat Beer

Confirmed and dispatched, hope to keep the business up with you and your glorious nation.

GEC

We are also interested in establishing a permanent supply of your product. We would also like to offer you a supply of our own national brew, Red Dog.


Your offer has forced our VP Finance to remember his childhood pet, Scruffy. After years of being a loyal companion, he finally had to put the dog down. With your offer, now everyone can relive these wonderful memories with Red Dog.

Our warehouses have now been opened to your requests.

CEO and Dominar Olliver Mcfibbish

Whoa, sorry it took so long to respond. We were drunk. We're sending over a couple of ships stocked with our product, and we'd like to fill them with various and divers of your tipple to bring back.

The People's Republic of Tokushima requests the following:

1000 cases each:
GEC gin
GEC Vodka
Gec Tequila
107000

10000 cases
GEC 50 year old Scotch

total: $50,107,000

futhermore, The People's Republic of Tokushima is the world leader in the production of Marijuana. Its seems that your nation is quite a liberal one and would appreciate good bud. Our nation proposes trade terms of 1000 bushells a month of any of our many varieties of marijuana for the equal equivalent of your liqour. Please visit the Tokushima Marijuana Store front to see our list of varieties...

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105750&highlight=

I.P. Freely
Tokushima Minister of Trade

Order confirmed and shipped.

The legality of using marijuana is still somewhat in debate amongst members of our legislative body. They recently passed a regulation allowing the possession and use of "herb" as long as there is no laughing at walls or frequent use of the word "man".

But what the hell, we could always use something to liven up our parliamentary budgetary sessions, so we will order 100 pounds of your finest Northern Lights.

GEC

Greetings!

The following Coalition of nations would like to place an order:
The Grand Duchy of Dead Flamingos
The United Socialist States of Rhum Boogie
The People's Republic of Gonad 1
The Kingdom of Head Injuries
The Dominion of the Dog Bangers

We all dug around in our pockets for some spare change and think we came up with enough for 2 kegs of Cream Ale.

Also, could ya'll brew us up some Moonshine? Y'know, mountain dew, white lightening, who-hit-john, etc.
We'd like both kinds if'n ya'll don't mind: some of the clear stuff, and some of the yellow stuff ( kerosene added ).

How's about we have the international equivalent of an open bar tab?

Respectfully,

President Shemp Howard of the USS of Rhum Boogie. ( Normally, King Alaric of Xeraph would be doing all this, but he's currently attempting to set the world's record for the longest continual lap-dance )

Two kegs? Now thats just sad, we will provide you with a complimentary one hundred kegs for you and your allies.

We can produce any liqour in the existence, you have to provide us with the list of ingredients required. What (or who) are the base products you want the product made out of and we will get started.

GEC

OOC: That takes care of all the backorders, please TG me if you place an order in the future.

Queen Celeste seems to have run through all our single malt scotch. I think she sneaks it to the elephants...

How's the Laprohaig inventory, can you help us stock up?

we're celebrating an academic achievement

I will take 3000 cases of Flavoured liquer and another 3000 cases of cream ligiur. Thankx *hick* Cheers! *stumbles*


*money wired*

Queen Celeste seems to have run through all our single malt scotch. I think she sneaks it to the elephants...

How's the Laprohaig inventory, can you help us stock up?

we're celebrating an academic achievement

If we had a penny for everytime we hear about how a monarch or dictator empties the national liquor cabinet then we would have.....a couple dollars we think...we are not sure but it would be about $3.25.

Anyways, we can provide the finest single malt scotch in the known galaxy and if there is a finer scotch malt out there then we will invade their country, ferment their elite class and sell it on the open market.

We have three transports full of our 50 year old Sir Fumble Bottom's Single Malt Scotch ready to be shipped upon confirmation of payment. We are also including a special wine made from three types of peanuts for the Queens elephants.

Tipsily yours,

GEC

I will take 3000 cases of Flavoured liquer and another 3000 cases of cream ligiur. Thankx *hick* Cheers! *stumbles*


*money wired*


Shipped. You should recieve the order in about 12 hours. The Flavoured liquers are a veritable alcoholic's rainbow. Everything from apple to watermelon and some special flavours that have been created with the assistance of a local Demon Lord who's name is unpronouncable by species with less then two tongues.

Please shop again,

GEC

Keltana would like to place the following order
100 Cases Gin
100 Cases 12 Year old Malt
100 Cases of Vodka






David MacKenzie
Consular Procurator

Keltana would like to place the following order
100 Cases Gin
100 Cases 12 Year old Malt
100 Cases of Vodka






David MacKenzie
Consular Procurator

Procurator MacKenzie,

For your first time purchase you recieve a complimentary t-shirt and ashtray. Your shipment has been packed and is heading to your nation at a dangerous and heedless speed. We expect it to arrive within 12 hours and with minimal pedestrian casualties.

CEO and Dominar McFibbish

Queen Celeste seems to have run through all our single malt scotch. I think she sneaks it to the elephants...

How's the Laprohaig inventory, can you help us stock up?

we're celebrating an academic achievement

If we had a penny for everytime we hear about how a monarch or dictator empties the national liquor cabinet then we would have.....a couple dollars we think...we are not sure but it would be about $3.25.

Anyways, we can provide the finest single malt scotch in the known galaxy and if there is a finer scotch malt out there then we will invade their country, ferment their elite class and sell it on the open market.

We have three transports full of our 50 year old Sir Fumble Bottom's Single Malt Scotch ready to be shipped upon confirmation of payment. We are also including a special wine made from three types of peanuts for the Queens elephants.

Tipsily yours,

GEC

Regarding the peanut wine: would any of the three types of peanuts be salted? The elephants are on a low sodium diet. Whenever they get too much salt they retain water and their legs get all wrinkly....

Regarding the peanut wine: would any of the three types of peanuts be salted? The elephants are on a low sodium diet. Whenever they get too much salt they retain water and their legs get all wrinkly....

To the Pachederm orientated nation of Hatchibombitar,

We use only non-salted peanuts such cashews, walnuts and Linus.

Our leadership suffer from constant wrinkling though it has less to do with water retention then it does with being horrible lushes.

GEC Product Control Division

How much liquer can i get for hmmm.... 10,000,000 pounds of uranium, uranium as in the radioactive stuff?

Now, you wouldn't be related to the MacFibbish of Coldraggon in County Tyrone, by any chance??

Now, you wouldn't be related to the MacFibbish of Coldraggon in County Tyrone, by any chance??

To: The inquisitive nation of Keltana
From: George in Public Relations

Our glorious leader has compiled the following response to your question.

Yes. (If you are an attractive, buxom red-headed lass with a penchant for short, older, balding swaggering man named MacFibbish from Colddraggon, County Tyrone.)

No. (If you are owed money or your attractive, buxom red-headed lass of a sister is looking for the short, older, balding swaggering father of her child from Colddraggon, County Tyrone.)

Our glorious leader hopes that this clears up your misconceptions or infact further befuddles your attempts at retribution.

Yours truly (with no leader hiding in the office broom closet at all),

George from Public Relations

That seems to clear things up very nicely. Thank you. Since it would seen that you are not the McFibbish. that we seek, the 1 million Keltoi bequest left by Lord David MacFibbish will now go directly to the Kaltana Treasury. Thank you for your prompt response to our order and your speedy reply to our enquiry.


Kindest Regards

MacKenzie
Consular Procurator

I would like a custom order of 6000 Crates of Irish Cream. And more Creme liquor of 2000 crates and about 5000 crates of port and red wines. Cheers *hick* *Arghghghg!* *stumbles*

*money wired* Hickety Hick*