Johnmerica invades Crystata!
I, leader of Johnmerica, have ordered 2,600,000 troops over to Crystata to invade them. We have landed and are preparing to attack.
The Trojan Empire
19-11-2003, 00:32
All 2.6 million landed without any resistance... are you sure this nation exists?
Amabassador Peleus
-The Trojan Empire-
All 2.6 million landed without any resistance... are you sure this nation exists?
Amabassador Peleus
-The Trojan Empire-Let me describe the landing. Compare it to Omaha Beach from the D-Day invasion. We actually lost 10,000 men.
Our troops began attacking a small town today with a force of 40,000 men and 50 tanks. Casualties on our side mounted to 3,000 and 8 tanks. Resistence was put up against us was very great and brave. I wonder if I made a mistake attacking.
All 2.6 million landed without any resistance... are you sure this nation exists?
Amabassador Peleus
-The Trojan Empire-Let me describe the landing. Compare it to Omaha Beach from the D-Day invasion. We actually lost 10,000 men.
More like an extremely godmodded, nonsense attack with no logistic support, and just assumed zero enemy resistance.
Alright that's it we're leaving Crystata.