NationStates Jolt Archive

Space Station crashes

18-11-2003, 20:49
A new sector of the Ismism Space Station has broken off, and is expected to hit earth in 23 hours in the Southern Consulate region and abouts.

The damage is expected to be a 0.3 km across crater. The module was a catering section for the population of the region.

A spokesperson said:
"We are very sorry and shocked at this tragic event"
A local said:
"Arrrrrg! No hot dogs!? Back to freeze dried space food till next year!"

We would advise evacuation of the affected areas.