Seeking a war as a means of population control
The Free Nation of Imprisoned Minds is seeking a war as a means of controling its excessive population. All comers welcome, although we would prefer an equal fight with a similarly small nation with stick-like weapons.
Thunderstraat
18-11-2003, 19:33
We have sent a kinetic-energy weapon to destroy one of your cities (don't argue, you have two). Please contact us for any future population-control needs.
We need to be able to go to war!!!!!! what good is my army if i cant attack anybody?????
We need to be able to go to war!!!!!! what good is my army if i cant attack anybody?????
"Sir, another n00b puppet wants to get reactions from the rest of the world."
"Well, a bigger nation controls them, apparenlty they didn't get enough attention in school today."
"I say we alert the mods."
"Good Idea soldier."
MoDaLeRt annoying puppet seeking reaction from other people.
Thunderstraat
18-11-2003, 19:45
Hey, we can humor them. At least it's not a "please attack me" again.
...the cry for revenge rises in the streets. Understand, while we are a nation of hippies, we cannot lose face. Citizens in Thunderstraat will die. We have sent our well trained army to your capital. It had to be done. Sorry.
Thunderstraat
18-11-2003, 20:48
Oh no! Plagued ninja mice! All I can do is send an army of black-belt mask-wearing robot cats to face your army.