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This is an excerpt from Krulltors' national director of finance Pablo Escobar in a phone interview with the international trade commission, "Fellow world nations too long has krulltor officially closed its borders to international trade, we invite all nations now to trade with krulltor. This move towards globalization has been triggered by the massive uranium deposits recently unearthed, it seems that there is an inexhaustible supply, most of which is being processed into high grade maximum yield uranium 525. In our first trade offer we submit 500 kiloton’s of high grade uranium, all bids will be reviewed though not limited to curency (trades welcome) not all bids will be accepted as we do not wish the uranium to fall into hostile hands bent on distruction. Good luck on your bidding. "

Krulltor Office of international Trade,
Pablo Escobar

500K uranium? We will give you 1x Planet Bombardier starship, 10 Frog Class destroyers, and 50 Mama Phr0g Class carriers, plus 3,000,000$USD.

"I'm sorry but we just can't accept this bid, we are a non offensive nation with no expeditionary millitary forceses, nor do we want one, we have neither the millitary budget or the will to maintain such an army. We belive in victory through science negotiation and trade and are not now lifting our iron curtain just to become another bully on the international stage. But please feel free to bid again."

Regards,
Director,
Pablo Escobar


((OOC : Krulltor is a present day +-5yr Nation, and it wants a good reputation in the international arena due to the director of trades "private enterprise". thanks for bidding!!))

How about a straight across trade. 200 Kilotons Antimatter for 500 Kilotons Uranium?

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Froggy, I don't think that's equal. Not nearly.

Antimatter's worth a lot more than uranium.

That's what I said. Maybe 50 KT for that much uranium. Maybe. At a huge ripoff.

Oh, you're right. Well, I'm offering 100 KT then. I forgot the relative pricing.

Pablo shifting his wieght from one foot to another in his plush office, ponders the possibilities, "Anti matter! We've only become aware of its existance, I would be willing to trade 500k of uranium for that, of course it will take two years to process that much uranium, which is great because it will take us that long to develope a method of containing the stuff. Say where did you get this anti-matter?" shakes his head, "wow I guess we're behind with SR&ED in the alternate energy department, though one of the fields we have excelled in is nutrition, we have ended famin in our nation with the creation of the biorelife pill though not at all tasty just one of these m&m sized pills will sustain an average human for about 6 weeks, we would be willing to trade techs, that is your knoledge of antimatter for our nutrition advances."

Regards, Pablo

Pablo shifting his wieght from one foot to another in his plush office, ponders the possibilities, "Anti matter! We've only become aware of its existance, I would be willing to trade 500k of uranium for that, of course it will take two years to process that much uranium, which is great because it will take us that long to develope a method of containing the stuff. Say where did you get this anti-matter?" shakes his head, "wow I guess we're behind with SR&ED in the alternate energy department, though one of the fields we have excelled in is nutrition, we have ended famin in our nation with the creation of the biorelife pill though not at all tasty just one of these m&m sized pills will sustain an average human for about 6 weeks, we would be willing to trade techs, that is your knoledge of antimatter for our nutrition advances."

Regards, Pablo

Pablo shifting his wieght from one foot to another in his plush office, ponders the possibilities, "Anti matter! We've only become aware of its existance, I would be willing to trade 500k of uranium for that, of course it will take two years to process that much uranium, which is great because it will take us that long to develope a method of containing the stuff. Say where did you get this anti-matter?" shakes his head, "wow I guess we're behind with SR&ED in the alternate energy department, though one of the fields we have excelled in is nutrition, we have ended famin in our nation with the creation of the biorelife pill though not at all tasty just one of these m&m sized pills will sustain an average human for about 6 weeks, we would be willing to trade techs, that is your knoledge of antimatter for our nutrition advances."

Regards, Pablo

(OOC: Mmm , life sustaining M&Ms...)

We accept your offer. As our first gift, we give you 10 KT free of antimatter (plus the 100 KT later) in a magnetic field generator. It is kept in place by a magnetic field. Duh. Anyway, it's being sent via a special carrier. Enjoy. We get our antimatter by taking protons and electrons and essentially adding enough negative (for protons) and positive (for electrons) energy to them until they retain that charge. We are also working on changing strings around inside the subatomic particles, a much lower energy expenditure project. (OOC:Sorry, only a mere Chem 101 student)

~Supreme Chancellor Keiran Halcyon

Two years have passed and your 500kt of uranium are erady and loaded awaiting destination corodiantes.

Two years have passed and your 500kt of uranium are erady and loaded awaiting destination corodiantes.

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