Most deadly item in the world
"2day a mad researcher says he has found the most deadly item in the word and will be showing us in just a minuate. tho this researcher is a bit mad his research is normaly good,how im being told hes comin on stage"
"ladys and gents u all come her to c the most deadly item in the world. i tell u this item is scary but u can find it in ur own home. i started lookin into this project cos my monkey told me to and now i have finished"sead Mad researcher "well with out futher ado here it is"
takes silk cover off:
http://www.cr.nps.gov/seac/chpi/spoon%20.jpg
"yes the spoon its the most...ahhhh.....get off me....oi get off" (to armed guards drag him away)
"well there u go a Mad person gives a mad idea" reported ends
Dennisov
18-11-2003, 14:19
In a response to the discovery of the most deadly item in the world, Dennisov scientists have worked day and night to come up with a means to defend against the dangers of the 'spoon'.
An item which was unveiled not so long ago in CorpSac.
In an immediate reaction, scholars at Loony Tech have come up with a modified item, based on description which had filtered through to Loony Tech HQ.
We are very proud to be the first to show you this new item, which should only be used as a last ditch effort against 'the spoon'
Behold
'The Fork'
http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fork.jpg
New York and Jersey
18-11-2003, 14:21
"Behold...I am in a world full of idiots."
Joseph Cortilliari
Secretary of State
Federal Republic of New York and New Jersey
It's simple...
Use SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURD!!!
Ancient and Holy Terra
18-11-2003, 14:29
There is no spoon.
According to the above statement, by some weird, bald child, your weapon is merely a fantasy, a delusion forced into the minds of those who do not know the truth.
The truth...is the knife.
~Official Science Ministry of Terra~
Crookfur
18-11-2003, 17:48
It's simple...
Use SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURD!!!
No BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN SSPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOONNN GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!
Such infernal devices are EVIL! You turn your back upon the teachings of the Spork! My child, you must return to the Church of the Spork (http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/7275/churchofsporkset.htm) and study your scriptures (http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/7275/churchofsporkset.htm).
-ramblings of some deranged old fool
Santa Barbara
18-11-2003, 18:15
Great. Now all my weaponry is outdated. ::sighing dramatically::
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURD!!!
CCCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOPPPPP SSSSSSSTTTTIIIIICCCKKSSSSS!!!!!!!
http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/chopsticks.gif
All of your weapons are mere eating implements compared to the true ultimate weapon: THE POINTY STICK.
*dun dun duuuuuun*
CCCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOPPPPP SSSSSSSTTTTIIIIICCCKKSSSSS!!!!!!!
http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/chopsticks.gif
Hell Yeah! AZN Pride baby! Got Rice Bitch?
Ancient and Holy Terra
19-11-2003, 00:24
CCCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOPPPPP SSSSSSSTTTTIIIIICCCKKSSSSS!!!!!!!
http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/chopsticks.gif
Hell Yeah! AZN Pride baby! Got Rice Bitch?
ROFL!
*Hums "Take off your shoes when you enter please."*
THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!
BUY!
SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD!
NOO NOT THAT POINTY STICK NOTHING IS AS EVIL AS THAT
Karmabaijan
19-11-2003, 19:46
You are wrong. The most nefarious weapon in the known universe is:
http://www.hikerdirectory.com/trailjournals/images/gear/spork.jpg
THE SPORK!
You are wrong. The most nefarious weapon in the known universe is:
http://www.hikerdirectory.com/trailjournals/images/gear/spork.jpg
THE SPORK!
Ha! I beat you to the punch! *points to several lines up* I just couldn't find a pic of a damn spork.......
spoon+fork=spork
I want a spork!!!
Thunderstraat
19-11-2003, 21:18
Bah. The only eating implement anybody needs is their own fingers.
ahh but the pointy stick can poke people whats more evil then that?