NationStates Jolt Archive

As the bored president of Johnmerica sat he decided, " Aw, heck I declare a world war!" So well lets go!

OOC: So... you are declaring war on the Planet Earth? Then we shall stand back, and watch Gaia destroy your nation with volcanos, earthquakes, tsunamis, and Godzilla!

You call this RP?

You call this RP?

I have 4,000,000 troops, 300 tanks, 100 bombers, 20 5-ship fleets all ready to fight. 2 nukes for if my capital is attacked.

Well anyone can fight anyone.

DGNT creates a black hole in your presidents naval.
Your president, and about 3/4 of your country dissapear in a stretch of time measuring roughly one nanosecond.
After this I fill in the hole where your country was with water, build an island in the middle and use it as a vacation home.
Thanks.
(OOC)

And I send in flying booger to destroy your vacation home with.

Damn, I have been defeated.
*unleashes giant mutant space toads on Bruneau*
Haha! Nothing can counter the GMST!

OOC: only 300 tanks for 4 million soldier?
IC: I'll support JohnAmerica on this one....He seems lonely.

*locks toads in giant microwave*
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...*POPPOPOPOPOP*
Hehehehe.

And I send in flying booger to destroy your vacation home with.

*sends in Planetary Bombardier and shoots a chunk out of your world* MWAHAHAHAH! DGNT will have his VACATION HOME!

*Fills in the hole and shoots down Froggy's bomber*

"No... DGNT will never have his vacation home..."

*releases the IGNORE virus on everybody but froggy*
MESSAGE TO GOVERNMENTS:
In about five minutes the hands of every citizen (including yourselves) will turn black, fall off, be reanimated, and procede to suffocate you. That is for interfering with my vacation home.
Have a nice day.
:D

*releases the IGNORE virus cure on everybody but froggy and releases WHATEVER virus on froggy and DGNT*

"Ha..."

*unleashes Apes on a diet of straight Viagra for three weeks on FNC*
Hehehe...

*drops a genetically modified version of Ebola that kills all the Apes in 5CN, then drops another genetically modified version of Ebola and drops it in DGNT*

Ah! Your Ebola is inferior to the might of the Horney Apes! PHEAR!
*unleashes n00b virus on FNC, all of FNCs citizens begin to communicate in l33t*

*sighs, takes out a jackhammer and smacks DGNT on the head for being stupid*

*sighs, takes out a jackhammer and smacks DGNT on the head for being stupid*
See? It has already taken effect!

*Unleashes EECs and EEGs all around everyones nation.


EEC (Elite Ernie Clone), EEG (Extra Elite German)

Just ask trousrs, he knows what im talking about.

Don't start a war without a good reason. It looks stupid.

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Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and really big butts!
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
They say, "Greed is just
stupidity in disguise."

*Unleashes EECs and EEGs all around everyones nation.


EEC (Elite Ernie Clone), EEG (Extra Elite German)

Just ask trousrs, he knows what im talking about.
*unleashes Horney Apes on clones*

YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111


*sends in Pinguen army*

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 :lol:

*releases army of PMWPFIs on everybody*
(PMWPFI: Peasant Mob With Point Farm Impliments)

*fills all of your nations 500 feet deep with Jello*

Thanks AO, now I can feed those starving children!
*JELLO is sucked into Microstor systems for later use*
Allow me to assist you in return.
*releases hordes of radioactive death chickens on AO*

|>[-]34[ /\/\3, |_| /\/00|3Z!

Sorry, I think I got a dose of that N00b virus.

I SHALL COUNTER WITH ORKIN MEN!BEND UNDER THE POWER OF ORKINY GOODNESS!

AUG[-]!!! I AM BE1NG ORKINIZ3D! HE7P! AUGH! AUGH!
*releas3s 250,000 Te/\/\inX guys on ur Orkin me/\/*