Country for sale
We are selling the fcountry of Iwo Fiji. Bidding is for the password. Bidding will begin at 100 billion, it has a population of 191 million and has a good economey. Bids must go up by 25 billion Please bid.
Josephland
17-11-2003, 23:57
200 billion
largent you need to outbid your rival, not bid the same amount
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:00
400 billion
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:02
2 trillion
$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.25
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:04
4.5 trillion
Might as well post this :wink:
Bleeding Hollow Clan Gross Domestic Product
Population: 991,000,000
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Powerhouse
GDP per Capita: $25,000
GDP: $24,775,000,000,000
National Budget: $11,563,780,800,000
7 trillion.
10 trillion 2 months budgets worth from ziliarns natl. reserve
10 trillion 2 months budgets worth from ziliarns natl. reserve
15 trillion.
hrmm you seem set on this 15.5 trillion
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:11
17 trillion
17 trillion
20. And, are payments allowed?
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:15
Beats me.
22 trillion
Beats me.
22 trillion
I am also assuming we cannot use two nations to pay for something?
23 trillion.
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:17
That depends on the nation selling.
25 trillion.
King Binks
18-11-2003, 00:24
40 trillion. I can pay because my national budget has been saved up for much much more than just one rp year.
Trust me fellas, I can pay. I have allies (non-puppet allies) that I am sure could spare a few bucks (and they have a LOT of money). I bid 41 trillion.
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:26
40 trillion, and a new nation - the Nomadic Peoples of A Random Nation.
Cremerica
18-11-2003, 00:27
if you give it to me i will wash your car
so far the high bid is HBC but payment plans are allowed.
How do we know this nation even exists, and that your not just making this up?
Cremerica
18-11-2003, 00:29
and 5 dollars
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:31
Hey, I think that 40 tril. and a nation more than surpasses 41 tril.
Unless you don't want the nation; if so, I'll bid 42 trillion.
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I could just make a nation.................
Falastur
18-11-2003, 00:35
How do we know this nation even exists, and that your not just making this up?
I can vouch for Iwo Fiji's existence. Once a little while ago, Lima Beens tried to enter a RP, and then tried to enter it again with Iwo Fiji. He got accused of being the same guy, and posted with Lima Beens declaring himself totally unrelated to Lima Beens, instead of using Iwo Fiji.
But anyway....that was a different topic......and I'm just saying that country exists....
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:35
But it would take a while to get to this level. I save you the trouble.
going........going..............
Who is winning?! I bid more (unless it is me who is ahead).
Who is winning?! I bid more (unless it is me who is ahead).
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:48
44 trillion
45 trillion!
*slams fist on desk*
"Susan, who is thie Josephland guy!"
"I do not know, sir."
"I want him dead before he can bid again!"
"Right away, sir."
Ifd Josephland is found dead in the next 24 hors. I will keep the nation :D
"Susan, stop the murder!"
"I already sent the assassin, sir."
"Well, hurry up and send a better assassin to kill the assassin!"
"Ok, sir."
"Hold on, make that two, no three assassins!"
"You got it, sir."
"I want Josephland alive!"
"Of course you do, sir."
Josephland
18-11-2003, 00:54
45 trillion!
*slams fist on desk*
"Susan, who is thie Josephland guy!"
"I do not know, sir."
"I want him dead before he can bid again!"
"Right away, sir."
Who is Josephland? Who is Josephland!?
Joseph is everyone's Big Brother.
We are the Big Brotherhood of Josephland.
Does he even exist? Is he a man? Is he an idea?
Will anyone ever know?
49.5 trillion.
I thought Sketch was Big Brother?! :shock:
50 trillion.
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:07
Well, we're a large family.
52 trillion.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 01:14
Nothing, we'll take it forcefully in fact.
-- Priam
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:15
Hmm. An even 60.
Beens, check t-grams.
Yeah, check telegrams!
Ummm...60.1 trillion. I have a higher annual budget than you. :-D
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:17
60.2
Okay, I've had about enough of this, so I'll make it clear. 60 trillion my ass. None of you can pay that without extreme debt, even in installments, and all of you should realize that that is a absurd price anyway.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 01:19
You're all morons. Putting your nation into debt over that piece of shit land. Troy will take it forcefully now to spare you the expenses.
Lima Beens, you have 24 hours, surrender the nation or Troy will take it for ourselves.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:19
zzz...huh?
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 01:21
We're going to forcefully conquer Iwo Fiji. We don't expect much resistance from the populace, as they've yet to protest Lima Beens selling them to a foreign state without representation.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
We're going to forcefully conquer Iwo Fiji. We don't expect much resistance from the populace, as they've yet to protest Lima Beens selling them to a foreign state without representation.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:24
If you do, be advised that we may be forced to stop that. And if you take a look at our country, you may be surprised to find that we are much, much larger than you. Not including our allies.
60.3
And, if I get this country, I can and will defend it! I have allies, powerful ones.
Josephland
18-11-2003, 01:28
60.5
The Resi Corporation
18-11-2003, 01:30
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.Come now, G, let me invade this imperialistic nut and crush his little nation. You don't need to dirty your hands with the gathering of his lands... er, the destroying of his puny armies. :wink:
Speaking as one well-versed in the art of nation-selling, 60+ trillion dollars is NOT an acceptable price for a nation this size. I will not be bidding here.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 01:31
We're going to forcefully conquer Iwo Fiji. We don't expect much resistance from the populace, as they've yet to protest Lima Beens selling them to a foreign state without representation.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.
My mistake, I worded my statement wrong and did not provide full details. After Troy succeeds and taking the land and a government is established, we will grant Iwo Fiji full independence -- with an option for economic support from Troy for five years.
Agreeable? It is to me.
And, if I get this country, I can and will defend it! I have allies, powerful ones.
Uh, no, you won't. I'd be surprised if you could afford to build public bathrooms after spending 60.5 trillion dollars.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.Come now, G, let me invade this imperialistic nut and crush his little nation. You don't need to dirty your hands with the gathering of his lands... er, the destroying of his puny armies. :wink:
Speaking as one well-versed in the art of nation-selling, 60+ trillion dollars is NOT an acceptable price for a nation this size. I will not be bidding here.
I don't WANT his lands, I'll crush him and then GIVE YOU his nation!
And if you ever call me "G" again without permission, you know what I'll do to you, don't you? :D
60.6
I just like buying nations...
Resi Corporation, you might know me as Soviet Democracy or Anti-Nazi Dictators. I am a Nations collector and will pay extreme amounts for nations (I like buying more than creating).
We're going to forcefully conquer Iwo Fiji. We don't expect much resistance from the populace, as they've yet to protest Lima Beens selling them to a foreign state without representation.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.
My mistake, I worded my statement wrong and did not provide full details. After Troy succeeds and taking the land and a government is established, we will grant Iwo Fiji full independence -- with an option for economic support from Troy for five years.
Agreeable? It is to me.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Wow, does anyone else think this is eerily reminiscent of the Bush administration's professed plan for Iraq? :shock:
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 01:38
Actually, no you aren't. I may not like this idiotic sale but I'm not going to let you barge in and take it when any of the nations here could crush you anyway.Come now, G, let me invade this imperialistic nut and crush his little nation. You don't need to dirty your hands with the gathering of his lands... er, the destroying of his puny armies. :wink:
Speaking as one well-versed in the art of nation-selling, 60+ trillion dollars is NOT an acceptable price for a nation this size. I will not be bidding here.
I don't WANT his lands, I'll crush him and then GIVE YOU his nation!
And if you ever call me "G" again without permission, you know what I'll do to you, don't you? :D
Ha! Your puny threats mean next to nothing to me! I would enjoy pissing on the rotting corpses of your fallen soldiers when you come, but I do not have the time to do so. So come, hypocrites, invade me for a petty reason, like you damn me for doing. I'd be quite surprised if you could actually find our nation on a map.
And we have allies, too. But we do not hide behind them.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
The Resi Corporation
18-11-2003, 01:40
60.6
I just like buying nations...
Resi Corporation, you might know me as Soviet Democracy or Anti-Nazi Dictators. I am a Nations collector and will pay extreme amounts for nations (I like buying more than creating).I know this. Your current nation was purchased from Honest Jai's New and Used Nations back when it was up and running. In other words, I sold Bleeding Hollow Clan to you.
Wow, that is cool. I had forgotten you sold me this nation.
And, I would not be in the war silly, my allies would. That was to whomever said that I would not be able to put in public bathrooms.
going going...............
gone to Bleeding Hollow Clan for 60.6 trillion, when the money is wired I will telegram the password
We're going to forcefully conquer Iwo Fiji. We don't expect much resistance from the populace, as they've yet to protest Lima Beens selling them to a foreign state without representation.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
If you do this you will face the Wrath of my nation. I am allied with him.
I sent a telegram (maybe three). It gave me two "Cannot find page" errors and the third time it said that it worked. Sorry if it bugged you with the three telegrams and all, I just wanted to be on the safe side.
Ha! Your puny threats mean next to nothing to me! I would enjoy pissing on the rotting corpses of your fallen soldiers when you come, but I do not have the time to do so. So come, hypocrites, invade me for a petty reason, like you damn me for doing. I'd be quite surprised if you could actually find our nation on a map.
And we have allies, too. But we do not hide behind them.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
I highly doubt you have any allies. If you continue to act as if lima beens is nothing to you I will have no other option but to act against you. You have been warned. Our mighty armies can handle a nation as small as yours.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:28
If you do this you will face the Wrath of my nation. I am allied with him.
Oh, your Wrath, eh? Do you realize what will happen when Lima Beens sells this nation, without its consent? Let's count the ways, shall we?
60 trillion paid to Lima Beens.
Buying nation goes bankrupt, indefinitely.
Iwo Fiji becomes poor slum, with no incoming money.
Now, if Troy invades, establishes a government, and gives economic aid for five years.
War costs several billion at most
Troy funnels money into rebuilding nation.
Nation granted independence, poverty is much lower.
Think about it for a moment.
And, I would not be in the war silly, my allies would. That was to whomever said that I would not be able to put in public bathrooms.
But sixty trillion dollars would eat up your entire national budget for the upcoming decade! Even if you do not go to war, I doubt after you piss away sixty trillion dollars that you'll be able to support anything, let alone public bathrooms.
Think about it for a moment.
I highly doubt you have any allies.
Then apparently, your information minister must be mentally retarded. Our allies include Elara, Liberty Fighters, Argyes, and our home region Asia Minor.
Do some research before you begin to start to talk shit, little man.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
is the money wired? I am a member of several alliences.
is the money wired? I am a member of several alliences.
is the money wired? I am a member of several alliences.
Payments, are those fine?
6 payments of 10.1 trillion a piece? (one per RL day)
deal! Te pass word will be telegramed!
Sketch, the UN Rankings Dominator? Yes, I am an ally with him along with everyone in that region.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:34
<OOC: JESUS CHRIST, HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ANYTHING I'VE SAID? What will happen to your nation? Christ.>
<OOC: JESUS CHRIST, HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ANYTHING I'VE SAID? What will happen to your nation? Christ.>
It will continue to go as it has normally, with some internal problems and poverty. But, my people will suffer, do I care? Look at my region! We care not about our people, they will suffer! Of course, this newly purchased nation will not go there, it will prosper.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:35
Sketch, the UN Rankings Dominator? Yes, I am an ally with him along with everyone in that region.
Ohh, I'm so scared. If he weren't tied down to you, I'd bet he'd support Troy. Nevertheless, have fun going bankrupt.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:37
<OOC: JESUS CHRIST, HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ANYTHING I'VE SAID? What will happen to your nation? Christ.>
It will continue to go as it has normally, with some internal problems and poverty. But, my people will suffer, do I care? Look at my region! We care not about our people, they will suffer! Of course, this newly purchased nation will not go there, it will prosper.
<OOC: AHAHAHAHA! That's a load of bull. You'd go bankrupt in a day if you spent even ten trillion. You'd fall into complete poverty, with no money to even raise an army. :roll:
Why do you fail to see this? No nation has anywhere close to a surplus of 60 trillion dollars!>
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:39
deal! Te pass word will be telegramed!
Cryptic message to relay... since when do nations have passwords?
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
<OOC: Learn the difference when to signify OOC and IC, Jono.>
I have just wired all surplus to Bleeding Hollow Clan to help get him through this time of dept.
And Troy, shut up.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 02:58
Still, it would take more than a petty payment from you to cure his budget woes, Slovenic.
And I suggest you shut the fuck up, lest we do it for you.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:01
Still, it would take more than a petty payment from you to cure his budget woes, Slovenic.
And I suggest you shut the f--- up, lest we do it for you.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Interesting how you said that you shut up. I just went into another thread where you are still hastling the one who started this auction. Please, back off of us.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 03:03
<OOC: Again, it's called roleplaying. Get used to it.>
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:07
<OOC: Again, it's called roleplaying. Get used to it.>
I do not care what it is! It is still inmature and stupid! Get out of other people's business!
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 03:09
<OOC: That defeats the purpose of International Incidents. Which is a roleplaying forum. That is what is done here. Free-form roleplaying. And you've yet to do any on this thread.>
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:10
<OOC: That defeats the purpose of International Incidents. Which is a roleplaying forum. That is what is done here. Free-form roleplaying. And you've yet to do any on this thread.>
I am not a Role Player, so sue me?
But, to a point. That is what is done here until you become nothing but an annoyance to everyone. In this case, that was all that you were. The nation was sold, you did nothing.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 03:14
It takes awhile to organize an invasion you know. Besides, I'd be quite happy watching them rot from poverty and bankruptcy. If they don't accept it? They're put on my ignore list for extreme godmoding.
The Trojan Empire
18-11-2003, 03:14
It takes awhile to organize an invasion you know. Besides, I'd be quite happy watching them rot from poverty and bankruptcy. If they don't accept it? They're put on my ignore list for extreme godmoding.
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:18
Well, we have to do neither (Bleeding Hollow Clan is my puppet, that is why I have always said "us" as opposed to "them"), I do not Role Play. :lol:
By the time I get back into here, the economy will be back and everything will be peachy!
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:18
Well, we have to do neither (Bleeding Hollow Clan is my puppet, that is why I have always said "us" as opposed to "them"), I do not Role Play. :lol:
By the time I get back into here, the economy will be back and everything will be peachy!
Soviet Democracy
18-11-2003, 03:20
Well, it has been good arguing with you (sarcasm, yet again), but I am off to where I belong, the General Forum.
Then apparently, your information minister must be mentally retarded. Our allies include Elara, Liberty Fighters, Argyes, and our home region Asia Minor.
Do some research before you begin to start to talk shit, little man.
King Priam
-The Imperial Kingdom of Troy-
Statement from President Mac Donald
The Kingdom of Troy has been blacklisted, meaning that they now have economic sanctions against them from Kahta, and soon the Attican Empire. Secondly, if any members of our fine nation are insulted again Troy will be blockaded militarily. If any nation attempts to strike our blockade they will be on the recieving end of EMP weapons. Consider yourself warned Troy.
Troy is also known as "New Genoa". As I recently found it in a post amde by troy.
Hey I made that thread [as New Genoa]. :wink: