Foolish call for Mathematicians
The nation of Foolish Pesants today makes a call worldwide for the best Mathematicians in the world to assist in the development of their space program since there are already so many sattelites in orbit it would be unfortunate if a newer sattelite, or space craft, were to colide with one of them.
Xexo is willing to send over Amethyst Nuthatch, our finest professor in math, to help you with this problem. Just promise you won't attack us after you get the space program rolling.
Which reminds me Rielock… what is that big huge metallic tube doing in lodged in one of your mountains? It’s almost looks like the biggest telescope in the world but our experts think it may be something else…
Lord General deGritz, leader of Iuthia
We, The government Promise herby, not to attack anyone with weapons deployed from space (as long as we are not the agressors(sp)). We simply require a safer and more expidient way to ferry materials to and from the moon without hitting one of the many sattelites in orbit.
As for what My esteemed colleage reffered to is an outlet pipe for one of my suterranian mining operations. Unobtaium is a difficult resourse to collect...
Bumblebee Casinos plc. of the Dominion of Dinoponera are prepared to lease experts in probability and game theory to Government of Foolish Peasants in return for free access to gambling markets.
This is agreeable, though those kids aren't going to give up without a fight, just so you know...