NationStates Jolt Archive

:twisted: I WILL DESTROY YOU SLOTH FRATELLIA :twisted:

I DECLARE WAR ON ANY BODY WHO WANTS TO GO TO WAR BUT ESPESIALLY SLOTH FRATELLIA FOR HIS EVIL CRIMES AGAINST NATURE,
what he did to that rabbit is unaceptable,

I WILL UNLEASH PAUL THE PENGUIN, AND STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NATIONAL ANIMAL IS PAUL THE PENGUIN WHEN HE SITS ON YOU.

BTW PAUL THE PENGUIN IS HUUUUUUGE

I must concur good sir. PIE PIE PIE PIE

Must commence two hour yipping session
yip yip yip


GO MY PRETTY PENGUIN OF THE DEAD

...no.

*Prepares Kiiser IC990 Ignore Cannon*

*Fires away*

SLAPPY THE PERFORMING SEAL HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY FORMIDABLE ARMY, HE CAN LIFT WHOLE BENCHES WITH HIS NOSE AND WILL ALSO STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE

Okay, that's it. I'm tired of your pathetic excuse at warmongering. I have sent a Giant Man-Eating Hamster (tm) to send you to your fate.