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Carrier rocket animals for sale updated

17-11-2003, 14:14
Write messages then insert them into tube that comes in the pack for fast passing of messages on the battlefield
can carrie up to 10 pounds of message or onboard mines
can go for 1 straght hour before rocket explodes
ROCKET RUNS AT 500 mp hour
Frog Escapes by his own parachute which comes in pack
Frog gives message to soliders. The message is attached to the frogs leg
http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/amc/rocketfr.gif
1 for $100 USD

Rocket Monkey
Kill your enemys with rockets and disease
Can carry mines
http://www.encounter2001.com/events/images/baker_rocket.jpg
monkey escapes with parachute and spreads disease.
Kll'em dead, devistating
$200
5 for $800

Rocket Cow
http://maxwell.ucdavis.edu/~astro/Photos/Picnic_Day/1999/Pics/rocket_cow01.jpg
When over enemy land will bombard the enemy with milk Bombs
It Will lay 10 foot long craps. Then the enemy soliders will come over and look at the crap and then BOOM. Crap has a motion decteor which pulls the trigger when it sences enemy troops in the immediednt
area.
When it is finished the cow deploys it's parachute and drifts
1 for $1,000

Rocket Turtle
http://www.actsofvolition.com/images/rocket_turtle.jpg
Will fly over enemy land and us its parachute, The enemy troops will think it is a gernade which will make them run away. The turtle will keep moving tword them which will make them spaz and run away even more.
If a Solider get to close to it BOOM the turtle blows up and the solider goes bye-bye
1 for $300

Hawk Men
http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/g_l/hagedorn/hawkmen.jpg
The ultimate soliders. Will carry anything and can fly up to 10 miles with out stopping.

1 for $1000
17-11-2003, 14:14
lol
Pain and Misery
17-11-2003, 14:17
WHat stops the frog from exploding. LOL :)
17-11-2003, 14:18
WHat stops the frog from exploding. LOL :)
Extended fuse and the frog excapes by parachute no animals are harmed
Pain and Misery
17-11-2003, 14:20
I'll take 3 1/2. $350 is wired :roll:
The Imperial Navy
17-11-2003, 14:21
My god this is funny... :lol:
17-11-2003, 14:22
I'll take 3 1/2. $350 is wired :roll:
which half do u want
Pain and Misery
17-11-2003, 14:24
I'll take 3 1/2. $350 is wired :roll:
which half do u want
The frog part.
17-11-2003, 14:25
OK animals shipped
17-11-2003, 14:27
bump
Pain and Misery
17-11-2003, 14:27
OK animals shippedBTW, Im selling rocket propelled horses if you are interested 2 hundred each
19-11-2003, 13:40
bump
Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 13:54
Can I sel my 3.5 frogs back please?\
19-11-2003, 13:56
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19-11-2003, 13:59
Yay, Rocket Frogs! I want 500!
*money wired upon confirmation*
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http://www.elmosbarbershop.com/images/red-star.jpg
Rocket Frogs!
Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 13:59
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Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 14:10
I want my money back!!!!!


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19-11-2003, 14:14
I'll take a case of 100. 100$ wired.
Kurlej
19-11-2003, 14:14
Here have 700. *gives 700 dollars to Pain and Misery*
Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 14:17
Here have 700. *gives 700 dollars to Pain and Misery*
*Pain and Misery gives 700 back and says "No thanks"*
Kurlej
19-11-2003, 14:17
Take it. Anyway 1 please. *100 wired*
19-11-2003, 14:19
Order shipped
Pain and Misery
19-11-2003, 14:21
Listen, I Already shot mine into outer space for testign purposes. (apparently frogs aren't that durable). How about I give you 2 horses for my money back?
Kihameria
19-11-2003, 15:52
We at Kihameria would like to purchase 100 frog rockets and 50 monkey rockets for 'experimental' purposes.
~-money wired-~.
19-11-2003, 20:17
bump
19-11-2003, 20:31
order shipped
25-11-2003, 14:03
bump