NationStates Jolt Archive

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

??????

You aren't one of those animal sex nations, are you? :?

I'll trade you two kegs of Guinness for four chickens, a horse and three sheep.

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You aren't one of those animal sex nations, are you? :?
Nope, I'm a sane and normal nation selling animals.

I'll trade you two kegs of Guinness for four chickens, a horse and three sheep.
I want money.

OOC: *Phew*

that's ok then.

IC: want to trade Bantha steaks for your animals? they're great for a sunday roast...

OOC: *Phew*

that's ok then.

IC: want to trade Bantha steaks for your animals? they're great for a sunday roast...
Sure. What do you want

I'll take 5 of each, and give you 200 Live Bantha's in return.

Considering that my national currency is a coaster, I suggest you take the kegs of beer. I'll throw in one of those beer related t-shirts you get in a 24.

Considering that my national currency is a coaster, I suggest you take the kegs of beer. I'll throw in one of those beer related t-shirts you get in a 24.
Well, My nation does need some Booze. I'll do the origanal plan.
four chickens, a horse and three sheep for 2 kegs of beer.

I'll take 5 of each, and give you 200 Live Bantha's in return.
Ok, animals are being traded

We can send craft to pick them up. Just take them to a port.

We'll deliver your animals at the same time.

The kegs and a delightfully tacky t-shirt have been sent out. Enjoy and don't forget, we will ship any order of alcohol and alcohol related merchandise within 24 hours of the order being confirmed. :D

We can send craft to pick them up. Just take them to a port.

We'll deliver your animals at the same time.
ok

The kegs and a delightfully tacky t-shirt have been sent out. Enjoy and don't forget, we will ship any order of alcohol and alcohol related merchandise within 24 hours of the order being confirmed. :D
Alright. goodee, we can all get drunk on thanks giving now!! :D

We at Kihameria would like to purchase 1000 turkeys,and 1000 chickens.
~-money wired-~

{OOC:we are going to have a HUGE thanksgiving meal}

{jk}

The armed republic of rebel grots is in crisis, our entire population of christmas turkeys has perished in the civil war.With little more than a month untill christmas the country is on the verge of anarchy. there will surely be riots and rebellions if a mean to satisfy the public is found.
But now, like a saviour from the skies, pain and misery has saved the day. The president personally requests the purchase of 50 million turkeys. (and a specially large and juicy one for him and the cabinet)

You can be paid in either in international credits or our national currency, the snotling.(a foot-tall green, mischevious, goblin)
Thank you for saving us
and bon appetit

The armed republic of rebel grots is in crisis, our entire population of christmas turkeys has perished in the civil war.With little more than a month untill christmas the country is on the verge of anarchy. there will surely be riots and rebellions if a mean to satisfy the public is found.
But now, like a saviour from the skies, pain and misery has saved the day. The president personally requests the purchase of 50 million turkeys. (and a specially large and juicy one for him and the cabinet)

You can be paid in either in international credits or our national currency, the snotling.(a foot-tall green, mischevious, goblin)
Thank you for saving us
and bon appetit
1.25 billion dollars. Order confirmed. Enjoy your thanksgiving

We at Kihameria would like to purchase 1000 turkeys,and 1000 chickens.
~-money wired-~

{OOC:we are going to have a HUGE thanksgiving meal}

{jk}
40 thousand, Order confirmed. Enjoy your meal.

Are you sure you don't want snotlings? :(
please, I want to get rid of them.
plehehehehease :cry:

oh allright then, your money is on it's way.
*mutter, mutter*
"capitalist"

1,000 Chickens

HAHAHAHAHAHA WITH MY NEW CHICKEN ARMYY I WILL BE INDESTRUCTABLE
on second thoughts it'd be better for all if i just ate them

Are you sure you don't want snotlings? :(
please, I want to get rid of them.
plehehehehease :cry:

oh allright then, your money is on it's way.
*mutter, mutter*
"capitalist"
Ok, i'll take some snotlings

30,000 chickins, 60,000 pigs and 1 mil cows please

We need 10 more chickens and 10 more turkeys.
~-money wired-~
oh,and my reason for ordering more is that the entire cabinenet had BBQ chicken and in the free-meal houses they had turkey sandwiches.

1,000 Chickens

HAHAHAHAHAHA WITH MY NEW CHICKEN ARMYY I WILL BE INDESTRUCTABLE
on second thoughts it'd be better for all if i just ate them
15 thousand wire money

1,000 Chickens

HAHAHAHAHAHA WITH MY NEW CHICKEN ARMYY I WILL BE INDESTRUCTABLE
on second thoughts it'd be better for all if i just ate them
15 thousand wire money

30,000 chickins, 60,000 pigs and 1 mil cows please
78,450,000 dollars. Wire money

We need 1000 horses.

-money wired-

We need 10 more chickens and 10 more turkeys.
~-money wired-~
oh,and my reason for ordering more is that the entire cabinenet had BBQ chicken and in the free-meal houses they had turkey sandwiches.
400 dollars. Order confirmed.

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We need 1000 horses.

-money wired-
150,000 dollars. Order confirmed

bump

287x Chicken - $4305
27x Chicklet - $189
137x Pig - $6850
84x Cow - $6300
117x - Sheep $4680
67x - Goat $2680
157x - Turkey $3925
7,852x - Horse $1117800
Total - $1,146,729

Wired. Could you supply roaches and king pigeons? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

I'll buy 100 cocks, 100 asses, and a pussy (to keep as a pet).

Donkeys would also make a good addition. I'd never have guessed the Fell Beasts were actually bellowing donkeys....

287x Chicken - $4305
27x Chicklet - $189
137x Pig - $6850
84x Cow - $6300
117x - Sheep $4680
67x - Goat $2680
157x - Turkey $3925
7,852x - Horse $1117800
Total - $1,146,729

Wired. Could you supply roaches and king pigeons? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF
ORder confirmed. No, I don't have those for sale

I'll buy 100 cocks, 100 asses, and a pussy (to keep as a pet).
umm, sure, whatever

"Are the cows, pigs, and chickens cooked?"

Farmer Bob

To: Pain and Misery
From: Hutu

Sirs of the great nation of pain and misery we Hutu representing the United Communal Farmers Bloc invite you to join us in our stive to get the farms of the world better rights and lands. Please sir join us and we shall be heard.

Mohammad Al-Ishmiel

400 assorted pigs goats chickens and cows

to be burnt in a huge wicker man alongside a papal effergy built to honour the ineffable Lord of Hell and Earth... REGIE SATANAS! AVE SATANAS! HAIL SATAN!

1,000,000 chickens, dead and deep fried.

"Are the cows, pigs, and chickens cooked?"

Farmer Bob
no, you are free to do whatever you want with it.

400 assorted pigs goats chickens and cows

to be burnt in a huge wicker man alongside a papal effergy built to honour the ineffable Lord of Hell and Earth... REGIE SATANAS! AVE SATANAS! HAIL SATAN!
please specify the ssortment

1,000,000 chickens, dead and deep fried.
15 mil. Wire money

"Are the cows, pigs, and chickens cooked?"

Farmer Bob
no, you are free to do whatever you want with it.

"Yeehah! Time for a good ole' farm 2 pigs, cows, and chickens. Can you get some animal feed while you're at it?"

Farmer Bob

Hey, look over there! What's that?!?!?!?!?!?

*steals chickens and pigs when everyones attention is turned*

"Yeehah! Time for a good ole' farm 2 pigs, cows, and chickens. Can you get some animal feed while you're at it?"

Farmer Bob
feed will be 1.50 per cup. wire money

romtar wishes t opurchase

6 million Chickens
6 million Chicklets
8 million Pigs
8 million Cows
8 million Sheep and Goats
6 million Turkey
10 million Horses
12 million Donkeys

we will pay all money on recipt of said good

reagrds from romtar.

mean

romtar wishes t opurchase

6 million Chickens
6 million Chicklets
8 million Pigs
8 million Cows
8 million Sheep and Goats
6 million Turkey
10 million Horses
12 million Donkeys

we will pay all money on recipt of said good

reagrds from romtar.
order confirmed

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

In an act of goodwill for the nation of Our Triumvirate, we order 15 million turkeys. If these are not available, we want every turkey you have available to sell.

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

In an act of goodwill for the nation of Our Triumvirate, we order 15 million turkeys. If these are not available, we want every turkey you have available to sell.

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

In an act of goodwill for the nation of Our Triumvirate, we order 15 million turkeys. If these are not available, we want every turkey you have available to sell.

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

In an act of goodwill for the nation of Our Triumvirate, we order 15 million turkeys. If these are not available, we want every turkey you have available to sell.
375 mil. wire money please

Could I please get one third of a chicklet?

Could I please get one third of a chicklet?
which third do0 you want. Head, body or tail?

i need the body because our minister of hedonism needs new implants and the center for cosmetic dentistry uses chicklet ribs.
oh, what the hell...you only live once.
go ahead and send the whole damned thing.
i'll have the remainder rendered and use it in the stage show on fetish night at the "chamber".

take a check?

Chickens -- $15.
Chicklets --$7
Pigs -- $50
Cows --$75
Sheep and Goats -- $40
Turkey -- $25
Horses -- $150
Donkeys -- $125

100000 Of Each:>

i need the body because our minister of hedonism needs new implants and the center for cosmetic dentistry uses chicklet ribs.
oh, what the hell...you only live once.
go ahead and send the whole damned thing.
i'll have the remainder rendered and use it in the stage show on ###### night at the "chamber".

take a check?
sure. That is 15 dollars, but 5 for only a third. Your choice. Please wire money

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1 of your largest turkeys. And I mean large!
*money wired*

President Kurlej

1 of your largest turkeys. And I mean large!
*money wired*

President Kurlej
large will be 35 dollars

very well then 35 dollars wired

very well then 35 dollars wired
order confirmed

i would like 10,000 horses, pigs and cows

i would like 10,000 horses, pigs and cows
please wire money

* money wired* thank you

* money wired* thank you
order confirmed. Your welcome

3,000,000 cows (I need them for my booming Kurlein Fast-Food industry :P )
*225 million wired :shock: )

100 Chicklets

Total 700 *Money Wired*

We would like 500 horses for a cerimonial parade.

*Wires $75000*

all orders confirmed

I would like to purchase some farm animals. How do I do this.

First you have to say what animals you want, how many of each, then calculate the cost. once you have done this, type *money wired* and I confirm it

I wish to buy every chicken you have, we'd like to compaire them with our national rebelious chicken

how do the Horses taste??? :wink: :wink:

I wish to buy every chicken you have, we'd like to compaire them with our national rebelious chickenim sorry, we cannot sell you every chicken because we need them for food and experiments

how do the Horses taste??? :wink: :wink:We dont know. Government officials are not a big fan of houses. THe horses are let free to roam. We do not give them steroids or anything. I amagin they are pretty damn good.

Ithraxo will take 50,000 sheep for our new government agriculture project.