Cheese, Uranium, and...Trout?
In order to raise further funds for our research (Documentation found here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2127048#2127048)) the military of The Holy Empire of Ebi has decided to sale some of its supplies of cheese, uranium, and even our famous trout.
Cheese starts at three USD (six drakken) per pound.
Trout starts at five USD (ten drakken) per fish.
Uranium starts at 50,000 USD (100,000 drakken) per pound.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Put me down for 1 million USD worth of Uranium, if I pay you extra could you refine it to weapon's grade?
I am afraid we cannot refine it ourselves due to not wanting to come under fire from other nations. We will provide the uranium, but we do not ask what the intentions of the buying nations are.
You will be sent your twenty pounds of Uranium shortly.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Very well, I anticipate it's arrival then.
Your uranium has been sent and the money receieved.
We thank you for your support, but we must ask: are you sure you don't want any trout?
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for the Holy Empire of Ebi
Very well, I will not attempt to sell you our cheese then, although it is among the best in the world!
All others are welcome to our cheese, uranium, and yes, even our trout!
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
What type of Cheese?
Signed
John Keel
Evopian minister of Agriculture
Why all types! Whatever cheeses you want we may produce!
Just tell us the type and amount and we will see what we can arrange.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Chedder Cheese please.
we will take 30 wheels of it.
(The Cheese bettter be in wheels or i'll be so angry :evil: )
CoreWorlds
17-11-2003, 18:03
100 wheels of Mozzerella cheese, and lots and lots of trout (trade for pizza?).
Petsburg
17-11-2003, 18:11
In order to raise further funds for our research (Documentation found here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2127048#2127048)) the military of The Holy Empire of Ebi has decided to sale some of its supplies of cheese, uranium, and even our famous trout.
Cheese starts at three USD (six drakken) per pound.
Trout starts at five USD (ten drakken) per fish.
Uranium starts at 50,000 USD (100,000 drakken) per pound.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
ill have 100 million trout
The Evopian and Petsburgian orders have been delivered and are awaiting payment.
CoreWorld's shipment is being withheld until a specific number of trout is stated, as well as if the trout will be traded for money or pizza.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Agua Puro has a free-market economy, and our government does not itself wish to buy any cheese or trout.
However, we are more than happy to convince importers to pick up your products. Our Brimstone Project division of the military also wishes to purchase 40 pounds of uranium, for $2,000,000,000 USD. Money wired upon arrival.
Foreign Ministry
The Democratic Republic of Agua Puro
CoreWorlds
18-11-2003, 03:07
The Evopian and Petsburgian orders have been delivered and are awaiting payment.
CoreWorld's shipment is being withheld until a specific number of trout is stated, as well as if the trout will be traded for money or pizza.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
1 ton of trout for 1 ton of pizza, with any toppings your citizens choose.
Thank you for your order.
Your shipment should arrive soon.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
We would like 300,000 pounds of cheese= $900,000 USD.
We'd also like 100,000 pounds of trout= $500,000 USD.
(Can we have it airdropped in the capital?)
1 ton of trout for 1 ton of pizza, with any toppings your citizens choose.
The trout and cheese will be delivered in exchange for the one ton of pizza and 300 USD for the cheese wheels.
Yurka's order will be airdropped into their capital upon the arrival of their payment.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
CoreWorlds
18-11-2003, 03:20
*300 credits wired for the cheese.*
Thank you for the money, we will be expecting the arrival of the pizza sometime soon, although we understand that making such a vast amount of pizza would take some time.
We do not care what toppings you have on the pizza, with so much of it we do not mind being surprised by any various sorts of toppings.
The trout and cheese has been delivered.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
We are a libertarian economy and the governement doesn't stock up on foodstuffs and hates nukes, but New Montreal Consolidated Beef and Pizza Delivery Co. would like to trade 50,000 random passersby (our national animal) in exchange for 10 trout farms in your lands (looking to diversify a bit).
Also Cholesterol Castle™ Burger Joints would like to order 1000 pounds of cheddar. Payment can be made in USD, Crellars, Credits or Ounces of Marijuana (our national currency at 5 ounces per credit).
Although we appreciate your offer of 50,000 passerbies, we must decline as our population of animals is already much too high. The Holy Dragon of Ebi seems to have produced too many offspring and we are currently trying to deal with them.
3000 USD will be suitable payment for the 1000 pounds of cheese.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Does anyone on here have the means to refine the uranium I bought to weapons grade? I'd rather not go to the trouble of building things to refine it when I can just pay a country to refine it to me. I have 20 lbs in need of refining to the highest possible weapons grade.
Just to let all of you know. All current orders have been filled and shipped.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Thunderstraat
19-11-2003, 04:01
It would be good of you to send me... let's see, three tons of your fine cheese for government restaurants, twenty tons of trout for the military (we like fish but we don't get much of it) and about a hundred tons of your uranium (don't ask, it's a secret).
It would be good of you to send me... let's see, three tons of your fine cheese for government restaurants, twenty tons of trout for the military (we like fish but we don't get much of it) and about a hundred tons of your uranium (don't ask, it's a secret).
For a moment you swear that Niko's eyes turned to drakken signs
Thank you for your order, the totals are:
18,000 USD for the cheese
200,000 USD for the trout
10,000,000,000 USD for the Uranium.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Thunderstraat
19-11-2003, 04:24
I'm sorry, I didn't mean a hundred tons. I meant a hundred pounds, but the site started locking up before I could edit it. I know it would have been a huge leap for your national economy. Sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean a hundred tons. I meant a hundred pounds, but the site started locking up before I could edit it. I know it would have been a huge leap for your national economy. Sorry.
Niko mutters something as he crosses out the tons on uranium and makes it out to be pounds
It's all right. We still have plenty of other resources.
Your adjust total is:
18,000 USD for the cheese
200,000 USD for the trout
5,000,000 USD for the uranium
"Well, that's not as bad as I thought it would be. It is still quite a bit of funding," [i]Niko mutters to himself under his breath.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Thunderstraat
19-11-2003, 04:41
Yes, I thank you. My military thanks you. My fine restaurants thank you. And that cute little doggie I sent you with the money thanks you! Isn't he cute? I think you'll agree that that fine dog is worth more than the tons of uranium. :twisted:
"Aye, he is certainly a fine dog," Niko says as he pats the newly acquired pet on its head. "He will make a great companion."
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Does anyone on here have the means to refine the uranium I bought to weapons grade? I'd rather not go to the trouble of building things to refine it when I can just pay a country to refine it to me. I have 20 lbs in need of refining to the highest possible weapons grade.
The nation of Yurka will, as soon as the enemy is gone from our land. :roll:
Well I'll give you 5 lbs of uranium to do with what you please and 1,000,000 USD along with whatever fee you charge for refining.
Well I'll give you 5 lbs of uranium to do with what you please and 1,000,000 USD along with whatever fee you charge for refining.
Keep the Uranium and make it 500,000 USD. Consider the rest a gift from the people of Yurka.
A Few Rich People
19-11-2003, 07:50
An interesting field of research, while we at Mikosolf have little need (at the moment) for your good provided, would be willing to pay 10,000,000 USD per document of completed research, up to 5 documents. Please respond prompty.
I would like to order 200 tons of Uranium, as well as 500 tons of cheese and trout. Can you blend the cheese and trout into cheese balls, and ship separately from the U235?
Yummy! Our corperations would never pass up a chance to form relationships with other nations, and so are cutting back on production of cheese, and ordering the following:
12,000 Pounds of Assorted Cheeses @ $3 /pound = $36,000
10,000 Pounds of Trout @ $5 /pound = $50,000
We don't need any Uranium at this time. We're using explosive chili sauce technology from HPSauce.
((Let me know if this is way too big an order. I'll scale it back. Otherwise, let me know how it will be arriving... do you ship it or should I send some cargo aircraft?))
Money will be wired to you as soon as we have worked out shipping details.
I would like to order 200 tons of Uranium, as well as 500 tons of cheese and trout. Can you blend the cheese and trout into cheese balls, and ship separately from the U235?
Niko nearly has a heart attack as he calculates the cost
Thank you for your order and yes, we can blend the cheese and trout into trout cheese balls, and we won't even charge extra!
Now then, for the uranium the total comes to 20,000,000,000 USD
For the cheese: 3,000,000 USD
For the trout: 5,000,000 USD
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Yummy! Our corperations would never pass up a chance to form relationships with other nations, and so are cutting back on production of cheese, and ordering the following:
12,000 Pounds of Assorted Cheeses @ $3 /pound = $36,000
10,000 Pounds of Trout @ $5 /pound = $50,000
We don't need any Uranium at this time. We're using explosive chili sauce technology from HPSauce.
((Let me know if this is way too big an order. I'll scale it back. Otherwise, let me know how it will be arriving... do you ship it or should I send some cargo aircraft?))
Money will be wired to you as soon as we have worked out shipping details.
No, the order is fine, although it is the last one that we will be taking as our military needs the rest of the supplies for our own use.
No more orders please, we are closing shop.
We will ship the order to you, it should be on its way now.
Niko Kosimov
Head of Military Marketting for The Holy Empire of Ebi
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 17:31
10,000,000 trout, to be delivered to CoreWorlds' capital (keep it secret on the froggy-side, yo O_o)
CoreWorlds
19-11-2003, 18:01
(whispers) I will keep it a secret.
Froggyliciousness
19-11-2003, 18:04
(whispers) I will keep it a secret.
DAMN you caught me. >_< oh well.
CoreWorlds
19-11-2003, 18:31
Hey, few things pass by Jedi.
Sounds good, my personal thanks to the Yurka. I will ship out the money and the uranium today.