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Comet heads to Sol System, end of world iminent.

17-11-2003, 01:57
No just kidding, Instead heres a store that sells future tech weapons

:!: Dispersion Pistol
http://www.planetunreal.com/game/images/disp.jpg
The Dispersion Pistol has a maximum (standard)capacity of 50 charges. The ammo recharges, giving you unlimited shots. In the first firing mode it fires a low power shot rapidly, it most likely will not kill in one of these low power shots. Thus its good for stuning targets (good for police units) In the second firing mode you can charge the weapon for a few seconds and fire one powerful shot, kills most anything, melts steel etc.
This weapon can be upgradedwith dispersion pistol powerups, each powerup increases # of charges by 10 and increases power.
With a fully upgraded Dispersion Pistol (4 powerups, total 90 charges), used with an energy amplifier (not for sale yet), it is the most powerful weapon we have in our military. It can destroy any lifeform and melt most types of metal.
Price = $1,000
Pistol Powerups = $200 each

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:!: Flak Cannon
http://www.planetunreal.com/game/images/flakcan.jpg
The Flak Cannon's primary firing mode will fire a powerful spread of flak, which will bounce off walls, floors, etc. At close range this will inflict a considerable amount of damage. It is also great for hitting people around corners, etc. The secondary mode fires off the entire flak shell, which explodes like a grenade. It holds a clip of 20 flak shells
The Flak Cannon is effective for close to mid range combat. Not for long range combat, the flak is effected by gravity and won't make it far. You also have to be careful you don't kill yourself with bouncing flak.

Price = $1,500
Box of 3 20 shot flak clips = $500

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:!: EightBall Launcher
http://www.planetunreal.com/game/images/8ball.jpg
The EightBall Launcher is a rocket propelled grenade launcher. In primary firing mode you can load up to 6 rockets, which will kill pretty much anything. The secondary firing mode fires the grenades w/o rocket propulsion. You can load up to six of them, as well.
If you keep the sights over an enemy for a couple of seconds before starting to load it will lock on with its FLIR for heat seeking rocket shots that will follow your target for a bit. If you hold the secondary fire while you release multiple rockets in primary mode, they will all fire in a tight circle formation. Six seeking rockets, in circular formation

Price = $10,000
6 pack of rockets = $500
6 pack of grenades = $450



SHIPPING ON ALL PRODUCTS IS EXTRA!!!

We will ship to you via our cargo vessel. If your system is out of range you will have to pick it up. Delivery to the Sol System is 10$ per pound, delivery to the Proxima Centurai system is free.
17-11-2003, 21:33
Oh come on no unreal 1 fans out there!!?!!!?!!
17-11-2003, 23:33
hurts pls :cry:
19-11-2003, 20:45
I find it hard to belive 21 ppl have read this and none wants to buy anything!!??!!?!!
20-11-2003, 06:51
hahh fooled u
20-11-2003, 06:59
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20-11-2003, 07:06
annoying ? no that was funny good one :lol:
20-11-2003, 07:11
We saw the headline "Carpet nuke bombing comencing" and was scared, as we were not sure what we had done to deserve such a fate. We are half glad that we are not under attack, but half ashamed at your behaviour to misuse the forum in such a way.

Do you have any pies for sale, otherwise we're not interested.

Yours, the Carpet muncher
20-11-2003, 07:27
1 creme pie for 6$
2 blueberry pie for 18$
4 Bunny pies for 40$
20-11-2003, 08:34
Do you have those ninja turtle pies they used to sell in the early 90s late 80s?
Austar Union
20-11-2003, 08:35
Clever way to lure people in.....

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20-11-2003, 08:35
Raphael was my favorite ninja turtle when I was little, but lately I've been leaning toward Mikey.
20-11-2003, 08:36
I always liked those Green Filled ninja turtle pies when i was younger 8)
I liked Mikey and Leo(Swords are fun :twisted: )
20-11-2003, 08:40
The only beef I have with Leo was that he wielded TWO katanas. Aren't they supposed to be honorable weapons that families hand down from generation to generation? How did this mutant get two? And isn't that some sort of samurai blasphemy?
20-11-2003, 08:42
The only beef I have with Leo was that he wielded TWO katanas. Aren't they supposed to be honorable weapons that families hand down from generation to generation? How did this mutant get two? And isn't that some sort of samurai blasphemy?
Its not against any "rules" per se'. Some samurais faught with both a katana AND a Wakazashi. Plus, Leonardo is a mutant, maybe he got em from a family of siamese twins or something. :?
Austar Union
20-11-2003, 08:42
hahaha! This has gotten so off the original topic. awww, poor dude...

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20-11-2003, 08:44
COOL! Samurai siamese twins are the dopest thing I have ever heard of. But why did they have the one holster that held both on the back of a turtle? I don't know of many turtle shell shaped siamese twins. Oh, and those turtle pies were magnifico!
20-11-2003, 08:45
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20-11-2003, 08:45
What country did Raph's sais originate from? Are they Japanese? And how Donny's the bo staff?
States of Stephenson
20-11-2003, 08:51
The States of Stephenson are currently working to increase our population are were dissapointed to see that this was a weapons advertisment. If anyone does know to increas their population, please let us know.

The Ministry of Population of the States of Stephenson
The Eastern Bloc
20-11-2003, 08:52
WTF are you computer nerds talking about.

Step One - Get a life

Step Two - Repeat step one until it works

Yea, do that, kill yourselves


:lol: Nice one... hope you can read this compliment!

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20-11-2003, 08:56
What country did Raph's sais originate from? Are they Japanese? And how Donny's the bo staff?
I think they may have been chinese, but i think japanese ninja used them?
20-11-2003, 08:57
hahaha! This has gotten so off the original topic. awww, poor dude...

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Hes selling ninja turtle pies i hope :) . We'll buy 1,000 EightBall Launchers, 4,000 6 packs of rockets, and 5,000 6 packs of grenades.
2,000 EightBall Launchers= 20,000,000
4,000 6 packs of rockets= 2,000,000
5,000 6 packs of grenades= 2,250,000
Total: $24,250,000
How about saving on shipping for a bulk order? :twisted:
21-11-2003, 02:41
Order confirmed! 30% off shipping to you!
21-11-2003, 02:47
not funny
21-11-2003, 16:20
:lol: :mrgreen: