HPSauce
16-11-2003, 10:50
Yesterday at 5.30 PM, Walter Catsup, leader of the secret Saucological research team at Capitol City Research Centre, announced the nature of his research to the public for the first time.
It appears that the researchers have been looking for a way to transfer sauce molecules into genetic code, and one week ago they succeeded.
"The possibilities are endless" said one researcher, " by manipulation of pig genes we've already invented ready-marinaded pork, just think what we could do with more advanced life, even humans!"
In response groups of anti-Saucology protestors have been gathering around the capital. One protestor was quoted as saying "I love sauce, I love genetic restructuring, but when the two mix, its never a good thing". The government response to these protests is to throw sauce robots at them until they go away. The sauce robots have no comment at this time.
It appears that the researchers have been looking for a way to transfer sauce molecules into genetic code, and one week ago they succeeded.
"The possibilities are endless" said one researcher, " by manipulation of pig genes we've already invented ready-marinaded pork, just think what we could do with more advanced life, even humans!"
In response groups of anti-Saucology protestors have been gathering around the capital. One protestor was quoted as saying "I love sauce, I love genetic restructuring, but when the two mix, its never a good thing". The government response to these protests is to throw sauce robots at them until they go away. The sauce robots have no comment at this time.