NationStates Jolt Archive

Salm wa sitting at his desk, waiting for the preliminary reports from the attack on Capsule Corporation, when he heard a voice he never expected to hear again.

"Excuse me, but isn't it proper to stand in the precense of your Duke?"

He leaps up in horror, not believing his eyes. Unfortunately, stuff is true whether you believe it or not.

There, not 5 feet from where he had been murdered, stood Grand Duke Solomon Klonor, alive as he had ever been.

However, Salm couldn't quite comprehend it.

"What the ****? Who the hell are you?"

"I am your Duke, and I am pissed off!"

He stroad forward, revealing the squad of armed marines behind him.

"The actual video of my murder, not the doctored farce you had made, has been shown to the people. They know you for who you truly are. The partners in your conspiracy have already been apprehended."

Salm could only stand there, bug-eyed at the man returned from the dead.

Turning back to the marines, the Duke gives a simple order

"Take him away, and have him shot. (he may be a nice guy, but he can still get pissed off)"

As Salm is dragged away he gasps one last request

"Please, just tell me how! I used the thumb-gun, I saw it burn you down! How?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Thanks Jimathon. Actually, thank those cigarettes he got me hooked on. They causes ****** to happen (I forget what the actual thing is, I'll look it up later). A few months after death you come back, good as new. That's how he came back (after he shoot me, a few others, and himself. long story), and how I just did."

Salm then breaks down, blubbering like a baby as he's dragged awy.

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"To all nations, I have returned! My successor has been incarcerated (it's good not tell people you had someone executed in your first speech), and so have his accomplices. The Duchy of Klonor is once again under rightful and just rule! We would like to submit a formal application to all Alliances that we have withdrawn from, we want back in. May peace reign!"


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Duke Solomon Klonor
Hegemon of The Klonor Empire (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=the_klonor_empire)
Founder: Galactic Alliance
Founder: Inter-Stellar Alliance Organization (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82472)
Member: Chromestar Alliance (http://invisionfree.com/forums/Chromestar_Alliance/index.php?)
Member: Extra-Solar Union of Systems (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82439)
Member: StarCon Space Treaty Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=81934)
Member: The Anti War Alliance of Negotiators (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88144)
Member: The New Jewish Alliance
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http://hometown.aol.com/jbk405/images/ksig4.jpeg (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59081)

"Yay! Klonor's back!"
"Sir, your acting immature."
"Sorry."

Okay, here's what the cigarrette does

Light it up, you'll live longer. That's how I stayed alive, it's a bioagent, it starts off by sending viruses into your body, then it infects them with a mutagen, then at some point, eventually, you will die. When you do the virus, in order to survive, eats your dieing cells, and the mutegen makes it excrete living ones. In a month you're back on top of the world.

Prince Alexander looked depressed. "So, we can't attack and burn his cities to the ground and kill his people?"

"No."

"Damn. And the boys were so excited, too."

It's ok man, i've had to retract a bad career move as Raysia recently as well... Roania can tell you all about that :)

You are forgiven.

I don't need to be forgiven. I still haven't done anything. Yay!

I don't need to be forgiven. I still haven't done anything. Yay!

Curse you and your not doing anything ways!

Now if only the Mindset would come back on and make his retraction... but if he doesn't, hey, I get to slag a capitol! ^_^

Just so you know, I think he'd win in a fight. But, we'll never know (he'll probably step down. He was never really into this in the first place)

Damn it, I was looking forward to getting involved! Hopefully we'll discover that unbeknownst to us Salm ALSO smoked the same cigs! (See thread: Klonor govt. overthrown YET AGAIN!) bum bum bum...

All Hail Klonor!

Sir it seems order has returnd to klonor

Really?, well perhaps it's time to breathe out then. Inform Blademasters and get me a strong drink, *mutters* those Klonors will be the death of me..


The Dominion of Kurai Nami, welcomes the order being restored to the Empire of Klonor. Try to keep it this time eh?..

Klonor! Klonor! Klonor!

(This is good, because I moved in with Capsule Corporation on Zarahemla (s.p), but I'm still a friend of Klonor.)

IC: Defences around the knossos portal connecting Klonor and my system have been stepped down to normal levels.

OOC: Hm, I'm almost sorry to see the government restored, there was a lot of RP potential with the evil dude.

Blame the people who didn't even read my the posts in attack on CC thread. I turned eveil specifically for that war (notice how I haven't done any RPing since I turned evil) but people just ruined it. I would have been perfectly fine with being defeated and my nation destroyed (I've made a bunch of RP's about that very thing happening), but what people were doing made no sense, had no connection to anything real, and made it just to much of a pain in the ass.

Well, I'm back to normal! (YAY!) I can now sell stuff and RP nicely!

I WILL STILL CRUSH YOU ALL!

Damn it, I was looking forward to getting involved! Hopefully we'll discover that unbeknownst to us Salm ALSO smoked the same cigs! (See thread: Klonor govt. overthrown YET AGAIN!) bum bum bum...heh... who knows...

he didn't know about the cigs (my nation was in the middle of the war with Arbra and he was away when I found out about them)

Besidse, I'm sure I could think up some supergodmoddy way to defeat the cigarette

Welcome back to goodness. :D

I have no idea whats going on, but YAY! Klonors back! Whooooooooooo!
Cookies for all!

Christ, something that addicts you, then kills you, and then brings you back. What an invention.

Did you expect anything less thans total idiocy? Would I make my return in any other way?

Eh? When did you go evil Klonor? I must have been gone...

Duke of Klonor, as the leader of the resistant military forces of the ESUS, we wish to welcome you back to the land of living. On our order, all ESUS strategic forces are standing down (against Klonor) and we wish to extend an invitation to your leadership to participate in a Gala we have planned on the Pleasure Planet Rhetalia. It would be an honor if you would grace us with your presence.

About a week ago. How did you miss it? It had about 4 threads that very same night.

May I ask when the Gala is? I am swamped for the coming time, I have much to do to fix my nation.

About a week ago. How did you miss it? It had about 4 threads that very same night.
I dunno, I am starting to wonder if the mods are censoring my computors monitor :shock:

OOC: The Gala can't occur for another month or so due to unforseen circumstances in RL. Indra Prime and her allies will have to withdraw from active participation for most of the activities we are involved in and will have to take a back burner on most things for a while. We will inform you when the Gala will take place once things settle down a bit.

The Vzxlackian Scoutship containing High Chancellor Bzrtiti-Cha approached the planet of Vzxlack deep within it's secret territorial space. The ship descended into the atmosphere of the highly forested world and docked with a great collosal, metallic building jutting over the surface like a lone mountain. There Bzrtiti-Cha stepped out from the vessel with an escourt of guards and marched down a great hall to a massive chamber.

High atop a large platform surrounded by a protective field of energy at the center of the chamber sat a huge, bulbous, insectoid mass. It was the Exalted Hivelord Crxtirxzl, supreme being of the Vzxlackian race. All Vzxlackian minds were plugged into its consciousness and none could refuse it. Bzrtiti-Cha kneeled before the Hivelord.

"<We have delivered the Planet Crusher to Klonor,*>" Bzrtiti-Cha announced. "<The Hivelord's orders have been carried out.>"

"<Chancellor,>" Hivelord Crztirxzl replied. "<You were too slow. Klonor has now returned to its original government. Their "duke" rules once more. We must now swiftly change our plans.>"

"<What does the Hivelord wish?>"

"<We must be wary. We must act the friend of this other side of the galaxy, then when finally ready, act and enlighten them of their inferiority of each of their species and that they may only find worth as underlings of the Vzxlackian race. Continue to watch and observe, jump to ally against hostile worlds so their threats may be annihilated prematurely. Carry this out and the plan cannot fail.>"

"<Yes, Hivelord.>" Bzrtiti-Cha rose, turned, and retreated down the grand hallway with its armed escort.

*OOC: Translated from Vzxlackian.

Open transmission to deep space (since we don't actually know who gave us the gun, or where they come from)

"To whomever has delivered us this (long and complex name for the gun), we thank you. We would like to open negotiations. Please contact us."

OOC: To run technicalities, it's not a "gun" gun. It's a bomb incased in a torpedo shell. Impact into something (like a planet surface) sets it off. Now that you have the thing to examine, you'll probably have a way to copy its design. 8)

IC: A mysterious message returned to the Klonor, "Ships will be on the way to aid you in your war within a short time. Negotiations can be commenced then. We are pleased that you are satisfied with our bomb."

OOC: Gotcha

IC:

"We thank you for your help, and hope that we may work together in peace."