NationStates Jolt Archive

After Klonor's announcement of withdrawing from present alliances and the unusual hostile reactions towards such announcements from other galactic nations, Vzxlack saw an opportunity of foothold on the other side of the galaxy.

Posted in another thread, and reposted here....

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A lone Vzxlackian Scoutship approached deep Klonor Space and hailed the nearest world. Strange clicks, buzzes, and whistles were translated over the transmission to something that the Klonor could understand.

"Empire of Klonor, this is the High Chancellor Bzrtiti-Cha that speaks. The Empire of Vzxlack offers the Empire of Klonor an alliance. As a token of our sincerity, we offer you our nuclear space weapon, the Planet Crusher as a gift. Grant us a response and an assembly. It must be secret. Do not let word get out to your enemies about our presence in this part of the galaxy."

Ending the transmission, the scoutship waited.

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Hours passed without a response, and the Vzxlackians pushed for their proposal once more, repeating the message.

OOC: This isn't the best time for negotiations. I'm about to invade people and a lot of other stuff

IC:

"**** off. We don't have time for a little nothing like you."

"Who was that?"

"Some little pissant nation."

"Don't we have enough of them?"

OOC: The opinions expressed by those IC characters are not those of me

High Chancellor Bzrtiti-Cha clicked in rage, seized a particle gun from a nearby soldier and shot it. With a loud clunk on the ship floor, the Vzxlackian of lower rank fell lifeless. The Chancellor screeched in high clicks and buzzes its next orders.

"<Jetison the Planet Crusher from the cargo hold and let them find it,*>" Bzrtiti-Cha buzzed. "<They'll be sure to find it and realize it a gift.>"

The large torpedo shell containing one of the deadliest weapons of the Vzxlackians was promptly discharged from the scoutship cargo bay. There in space it would float, waiting for the Klonor Empire to pick it up and analyze.

"<Now,>" Bzrtiti-Cha continued, "<Let us leave this miserble sector of space. We will find another way to use Klonor to our advantage.>"

The scoutship turned and entered hyperspace, speeding off to the other rim of the galaxy.

*OOC: Translated from Vzxlackian.

So you just gave me a big gun? or did you just attack me with a big gun?

OOC: Gave you a big gun. It's a powerful, amplified nuke with three times the power of the collision that offed the dinosaurs. Have your scientists take it, study it, whatever. It's a gift.

Gotcha. Thanks!