16-11-2003, 03:48
The region of applecow has recently come across a large surplus of assorted troops.
Skinny Englishman with a Crossbow
http://www.orangenet.org/images/crossbow.jpg
The cheap and efficient crossbower uses special space age technology to propel a arrow shaped projectile at extremely high speeds into the unsuspecting enemy. These are the highest of high tech and a result of years of R&D
Price: $20,000,
Units for sale: 120,000
Technologically Reanimated Organic Nobles
http://www.simplytaty.com/extrapict/tron.jpg
Do you want the great leaders of the past to lead your armys into battle? Well guess what you can have all that and more. Due to the newest technologicall advancements in cloning the Region of applecow has found a way to clone nobles of old and reanimate them with super duper results. Each noble comes with a mind control glowy helmet of death and a single AA battery for powering of the helmet.
Price:$1,000,000
Units for Sale: 1,000
Electric Rat
http://members.home.nl/fredmens/pikachu.gif
Genetically altered rat that has the power to create electrical fields around its body and do cool shaking movements. Your enemy will think AW CUTE LITTLE RAT and then the enemy will be dead as the electric rat gives it a hefy low voltage high amperage shock. Also great for powering electrical field units.
Price:$1,000.95
Units for Sale:12,000,000,000(they breed like no tommorow)
Specially Trained Incindiery Rednecks
http://erikfoto.com/redneck.jpeg
These troops are fresh from the hills of Izone and can destroy entire platoons of trees and other flammable substances. These troops are very well trained but due to their hideous looks and need for alcohol we are selling them for cheap.
Price: $12.50
Units Available:12,064
Chemical Transfer Truck(man not included)
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/redneck.jpg
These trucks are great for transporting volatile chemicals such as beer to the battlegrounds.
Price:$12,000
Units Available:1203
Armored Personel Carrier Mk548
http://www.hillsdale.edu/academics/phil&rel/pix/humor/redneck/image013.jpg
Heavily armored trucks great for transporting electric rats and Incindiery Rednecks.
Price: $1,000,000
Units Available:245
The Trojan Truck Bomb
http://www.funone.com/2new/11/ttaxi/main.jpg
This truck will blend in with the surroundings but can carry a nuclear warhead right into the center of a city. Great for usage with Angry Black men with a gun, no longer for sale.
Price:$135
Units Available:12billion
Battleship Mk3
http://www.wackyzoo.com/0471.jpg
These specialized battleships will provide naval superiority for any country they work great in conjunction with pirates from our previous store.
Price:$20,000,000
Units Available: 12
Mobile Infantry Barracks/Command Station
http://www.joygreetings.com/images/redneckhome.jpg
Keep your commanders informed with the mobile command station. Equipped with the newest 386's your money can buy and even a direct tv dish for porno on the back.
Price:$1,000,043
Units Available:3342
Watchtower
http://www.mailgreeting.com/images/redneckpenthouse.jpg
IF you though NORAD was fancy you dont know anything. Each of these watchtowers has the capability to see 10miles and when produced in chains create a complete 360-degree LOS around your country. Buy in bulk for discounts.
Price:$1,000,0000,564
Ammount available: 343,123,765
Skinny Englishman with a Crossbow
http://www.orangenet.org/images/crossbow.jpg
The cheap and efficient crossbower uses special space age technology to propel a arrow shaped projectile at extremely high speeds into the unsuspecting enemy. These are the highest of high tech and a result of years of R&D
Price: $20,000,
Units for sale: 120,000
Technologically Reanimated Organic Nobles
http://www.simplytaty.com/extrapict/tron.jpg
Do you want the great leaders of the past to lead your armys into battle? Well guess what you can have all that and more. Due to the newest technologicall advancements in cloning the Region of applecow has found a way to clone nobles of old and reanimate them with super duper results. Each noble comes with a mind control glowy helmet of death and a single AA battery for powering of the helmet.
Price:$1,000,000
Units for Sale: 1,000
Electric Rat
http://members.home.nl/fredmens/pikachu.gif
Genetically altered rat that has the power to create electrical fields around its body and do cool shaking movements. Your enemy will think AW CUTE LITTLE RAT and then the enemy will be dead as the electric rat gives it a hefy low voltage high amperage shock. Also great for powering electrical field units.
Price:$1,000.95
Units for Sale:12,000,000,000(they breed like no tommorow)
Specially Trained Incindiery Rednecks
http://erikfoto.com/redneck.jpeg
These troops are fresh from the hills of Izone and can destroy entire platoons of trees and other flammable substances. These troops are very well trained but due to their hideous looks and need for alcohol we are selling them for cheap.
Price: $12.50
Units Available:12,064
Chemical Transfer Truck(man not included)
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/redneck.jpg
These trucks are great for transporting volatile chemicals such as beer to the battlegrounds.
Price:$12,000
Units Available:1203
Armored Personel Carrier Mk548
http://www.hillsdale.edu/academics/phil&rel/pix/humor/redneck/image013.jpg
Heavily armored trucks great for transporting electric rats and Incindiery Rednecks.
Price: $1,000,000
Units Available:245
The Trojan Truck Bomb
http://www.funone.com/2new/11/ttaxi/main.jpg
This truck will blend in with the surroundings but can carry a nuclear warhead right into the center of a city. Great for usage with Angry Black men with a gun, no longer for sale.
Price:$135
Units Available:12billion
Battleship Mk3
http://www.wackyzoo.com/0471.jpg
These specialized battleships will provide naval superiority for any country they work great in conjunction with pirates from our previous store.
Price:$20,000,000
Units Available: 12
Mobile Infantry Barracks/Command Station
http://www.joygreetings.com/images/redneckhome.jpg
Keep your commanders informed with the mobile command station. Equipped with the newest 386's your money can buy and even a direct tv dish for porno on the back.
Price:$1,000,043
Units Available:3342
Watchtower
http://www.mailgreeting.com/images/redneckpenthouse.jpg
IF you though NORAD was fancy you dont know anything. Each of these watchtowers has the capability to see 10miles and when produced in chains create a complete 360-degree LOS around your country. Buy in bulk for discounts.
Price:$1,000,0000,564
Ammount available: 343,123,765